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oh me? i'm just here in my downtime to play some video "games" but know this, peon! i am smart. the smartest, in fact. i just want you to know i could be doing much better things with my time but i'm *choosing*, with my free will, and my higher understanding, to be here. now begone, and let me muse on the virtues of temperance while i click these heads |
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Jul 30, 2018 06:39
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you've heard the term "all aim, no brain," i assume? well i'm "all aim, ALL brain" and i just thought i should let you know that |
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Jul 30, 2018 06:40
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minidisc terrorism posted:you've heard the term "all aim, no brain," i assume? well i'm "all aim, ALL brain" and i just thought i should let you know that Thank you for telling me, it's very impressivbe. ---------------- |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:25
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MENSA: sir, you can't join the "MENSA stream team" because there is no such thing, we're not sure where you got this idea. Highly Intelligent Gamer: ha *chuckles*, i see even you mighty are intimidated by my awesome intellect. disappointing. |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:31
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that man seems like the real deal. as a being of pure logic i am able to properly discern this. |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:46
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i should start saying my age is 30+ numbers beyond 30 are irrelevant |
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Jul 30, 2018 07:53
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Dungeon Ecology posted:i should start saying my age is 30+ you've reached the pinnacle of human evolution at that point. there's no point counting any further. |
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Jul 30, 2018 08:11
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extremely good at maths, physics, and logic? hmm no i don't want to come off as braggy... I'll go with relatively good |
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Jul 30, 2018 12:58
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listen, you brainless peon. it was about ethics in video game journalism! |
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Jul 30, 2018 12:59
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my gaming skills. |
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Jul 30, 2018 13:00
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I'll have you know my lack of interaction with women is nothing to do with a lack of interest. Unlike most, I find the female to be a drain on the energy I could spend on other, more intellectual pursuits, like mastering quantum mechanics, or video gaming. |
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Jul 30, 2018 13:05
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alnilam posted:extremely good at maths, physics, and logic? hmm no i don't want to come off as braggy... I'll go with relatively good Good relative to you, that is. 
Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Jul 30, 2018
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Jul 30, 2018 15:37
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School superintendent: (on hands and knees) Please, we beg of you! You could single-handedly close the American education gap! We'll pay you twice our normal salary! Me: What, and waste even more of my tax dollars paying no-account teachers who, need I remind you, get three months off every year? Come back when you've read up on the teachings of Ayn Rand. Maybe by then I'll have defeated this bastard of a mouse that's destroying my K/D ratio. |
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Jul 30, 2018 17:35
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byob bio: - 30+ years old (irrelevant) - super good at looking at stuff real fast - super good at thinking about stuff real fast - relatively friendly (i could be your friend and your parents would like me too) - nicest DUDE/chillout mode top present-giver (all regions) - god of hugs - forums certified post beast |
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Jul 30, 2018 18:29
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i only pray to my one god hammock cat
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Jul 30, 2018 18:34
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I met Einstein when he was peering down a telescope at me; I said "Hey, man- I'm light!" he said "Why should that matter?" so I explained it to him. |
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Jul 30, 2018 18:56
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And yes, just in case you missed it the first time, you can easily tell how much I care about a game by whether I beat you or not. If you kick my rear end your thought should not be "Man, this guy sucks," but rather, "Wow, this guy must be truly indifferent to this game, probably because he is really awesome at other, more important games." Just be grateful that I graced you with my presence. |
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Jul 30, 2018 19:08
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Dungeon Ecology posted:byob bio: Lol |
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Jul 30, 2018 20:20
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Haha, I remember when I was 20+. So many wasted years worrying about college, career, love, family, with little spent on truly great achievements like becoming a certified aim beast. Maybe when you get to be 30+ you'll finally understand. Unless, of course, your IQ is 140-. |
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Jul 30, 2018 21:01
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google THIS posted:And yes, just in case you missed it the first time, you can easily tell how much I care about a game by whether I beat you or not. If you kick my rear end your thought should not be "Man, this guy sucks," but rather, "Wow, this guy must be truly indifferent to this game, probably because he is really awesome at other, more important games." Just be grateful that I graced you with my presence. google THIS posted:Haha, I remember when I was 20+. So many wasted years worrying about college, career, love, family, with little spent on truly great achievements like becoming a certified aim beast. Maybe when you get to be 30+ you'll finally understand. Unless, of course, your IQ is 140-. lmbo |
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Jul 30, 2018 22:06
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oh, you play chess? interesting you should say that. i LIVE chess, you simply can't understand my vision for this test of skill. to you it's a game, but to me, it's life. Knight to E6. oh, what's that? Your bishop has been captured? Of course it has, because you're lesser than I. |
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Jul 30, 2018 22:14
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*getting the absolute poo poo beaten out of me, kicked in the head, stomped on the spine* you're lucky were not playing csgo |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:13
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I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts: I’m slim (whereas 62% of American women age 20 to 74 are overweight) I’m attractive (my new picture has been rated more attractive than 86% of the women on Hot or Not -- and the women who upload their pictures are a self-selected sample that is probably already biased towards being more attractive than the general female population) I’m relatively young (whereas 82% of American adult women are over 30 years old) I’m intelligent (IQ tested at 145 when I was a child, which is 3 standard deviations above the mean -- higher than 99.85% of the population. Even if I’ve gotten dumber as I’ve aged I’m probably still at least a 130, which is higher than 97.5% of the population.) I’m educated (whereas 77% of American women do not have bachelor’s degrees) I have my financial poo poo together (no debt, perfect credit history, 6+ months living expenses saved, adequate insurance, self employed) I have a strong libido and love having sex (my lover *never* has to beg, unless it’s for me to let him get some sleep!) Most of my interests tend to be more popular with men than women: science fiction, libertarianism, blogging, politics, economics, guns, gambling, etc. |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:32
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shame on an IGA posted:I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts: ok but what's your global ranking for torbjorn |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:49
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ok well im putting together a high quality woman team, and you might be the right fit, but im gonna need to see some stats, mainly: - self-empowerment statements per/min - sweet/rad ratio - total number of hours spent as woman, and what subclasses of woman you specialize in - % of "having it all" attained to date - pH balance - number of throw pillows owned (irrelevant) |
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Jul 31, 2018 00:52
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albany academy posted:*getting the absolute poo poo beaten out of me, kicked in the head, stomped on the spine* you're lucky were not playing csgo google THIS posted:ok but what's your global ranking for torbjorn lol
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Jul 31, 2018 07:41
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google THIS posted:ok but what's your global ranking for torbjorn man, you just don't know, do you? it doesn't matter what her global rank for torbjorn is. if it's any less than #1, it's simply because there are better things to do for a person of such distinguished intelligence than play an irrelevant game. |
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Jul 31, 2018 09:26
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disproving einstein's theory of relativity while i destroy a korean kid's dreams of starcraft 2 stardom. |
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Jul 31, 2018 09:57
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