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Brock's back! Are you...
This poll is closed.
Excited: it's Brock! 6 4.41%
Hopeful: maybe Cormier will show up? 12 8.82%
Bored: He won't even cut a promo. 25 18.38%
Depressed: Brock vs Roman AGAIN!?! 46 33.82%
Yakuza 0 comes out real soon! :neckbeard: 47 34.56%
Total: 106 votes
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Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


DarkstarIV posted:

Another Tale of the Tape from that guy who did the other ones (from reddit):



Steiner Math promo wins again.

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Is AJ shorter than Finn???


Has anyone told Baron Corbin about this????

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Saint Freak posted:

Is AJ shorter than Finn???


Has anyone told Baron Corbin about this????

https://twitter.com/FinnBalor/status/921850974108610560?s=19 yeah, looks like he is. Weird.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
yeah but AJ is a good wrestler

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
im the woman behind them looking at her smartphone with a disconcerting look on her face

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Aug 6, 2018

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




I absolutely cannot imagine another wrestler who looks more different in and out of ring gear than Balor. It's remarkable.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Balor actually looks pretty drat snappy in a black shirt if I do say so myself.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
He always looks like he's overly excited to take his 3rd grade school pictures

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


tweet my meat posted:

He always looks like he's overly excited to take his 3rd grade school pictures

He's a very handsome man who is making way more money than he ever has before. I think he's overly excited for most things.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
HBK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVYrCBThkk

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Jesus, "Lisp Luthor" is a joke so bad not even the Asylum would have touched it

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Polo shirts with all of the buttons buttoned look dumb as hell.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Whatever tier is below "straight-to-DVD" this is it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Starring the guy from the league that got caught lying about escaping one of the buildings on 9/11. Looks like that really worked out for him.

Shame about Amy Smart though. She was alright in Just Friends and Justified.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



https://twitter.com/scottEweinberg/status/1026565278371651584

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ, Amy Smart? I'd say this is a step above doing porn but at least that would have a chance of making some money :smith:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I liked Amy Smart in Road Trip :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

cavallingus posted:

I liked Amy Smart in Road Trip :shobon:

Everybody likes Amy Smart. It's what makes this so sad :smith:

At least HBK is a pro-wrestler so nobody is surprised to see him appearing in trash.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

At least HBK is a pro-wrestler so nobody is surprised to see him appearing in trash.

He'd been saying recently that he's now alright with coming back for #OneMoreMatch if the story and match feel right to him, aka he needs money but doesn't want to say he needs money

I didn't think that was actually the case at first (like even with the Jesus films, he'd been doing that because of course he would), but after seeing this...revelation today, he clearly does

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

And the one guy from The League. How did Taco trick you into doing this movie?!

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007

Phenix Rising posted:

And the one guy from The League. How did Taco trick you into doing this movie?!

The League was great show in it's time solely because you didn't need to know poo poo about fantasy football to enjoy it.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

TheRico posted:

The League was great show in it's time solely because you didn't need to know poo poo about fantasy football to enjoy it.

It's part of the reason my friends and I started a fantasy football league because we realized it could just be a fun excuse to dick around and eat trash food every weekend. It was truly transcendent.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Phenix Rising posted:

And the one guy from The League. How did Taco trick you into doing this movie?!

Apparently lying about being a 9/11 survivor is bad for your career

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Wait. What the gently caress? This is kind of blowing my mind. Is Balor just slimmer and more slight?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Starring the guy from the league that got caught lying about escaping one of the buildings on 9/11. Looks like that really worked out for him.

Shame about Amy Smart though. She was alright in Just Friends and Justified.

Let's be fair. She was in Crank too. She's not above it. As awesome as Crank is and was.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
wrong thread

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

OctoberCountry posted:

Apparently lying about being a 9/11 survivor is bad for your career

Well, poo poo. I didn't realize that's who everyone was referencing before. Now I'm sad. drat you, WWE thread!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Gatts posted:

As awesome as Crank was.

Sure

quote:

is

Guess again

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Gatts posted:

Let's be fair. She was in Crank too. She's not above it. As awesome as Crank is and was.

I forgot about her being in Crank. Those movies were fun as hell.

Edit: Raw was garbage

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Aug 7, 2018

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Vandar posted:

The worst part was, I remember a backstage segment where Cena was trying to put over Dolph but Dolph wouldn’t let him.

“Dolph, you did it! You saved Raw and beat the authority!”

“No no, I didn’t do anything. That was all Sting. Couldn’t have won without him.”

“But you’re a hero! You took down their whole team by yourself!”

“STING, JOHN! STING!”

It was at that moment I realized Dolph’s career wasn’t ever going to go anywhere. :sigh:

Honesty is a good trait in a babyface.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I could go to Raw next week. I am not. That said I'd say there's like a .5% chance Dean returns and then they can bill the match as Seth with Dean as his cornerman and if I miss an opportunity to be a part of the return pop I will never forgive myself. Or at least not for a while.

Please don't return until SummerSlam or right after, Dean.

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