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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Ross Goodman posted:

“He sent me a text saying, ‘Love you, thank you so much,’ and then he had those prayer hands, the emoji,” Goodman said.

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mewse
May 2, 2006


Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I like Sanchez bragging that he doesn't take breaks to rest or eat.

He only takes cartwheel breaks. :pgi:

sportsgenius86 posted:

“Your honor, how the gently caress can I commit violence domestically when they don’t even loving pay me enough to have a loving house”

:eyepop:

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Someone (I assume) wrote this on behalf of Nick Diaz.

https://twitter.com/nickdiaz209/status/1035289093175881728

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
All do respect to the grand jury

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Mekchu posted:

Watching TUF 28 episode 1 and I feel like I need to turn it off because there's a dude with chamelon eyes. Not like, they look amazing and cool with crazy colors, I mean he has eyes looking in two distinct directions. poo poo's creepy.

You really weren't kidding, holy poo poo.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Collapsing Farts posted:

why cant i view this video?

https://twitter.com/NakedGambling/status/1035264112895422464

mewse
May 2, 2006


quote:

In November 2012, capital punishment laws in Singapore were revised such that the mandatory death penalty for those convicted of drug trafficking or murder was lifted under certain specific conditions. Judges were empowered with the discretion to sentence such offenders to life imprisonment, which suggests the prisoner lives his entire natural life in jail with the possibility of appeal after 20 years.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



I believe the honorable Cowboy was referring to sneaking mushrooms into the country, not a kilo of smack or some poo poo. I was wondering why it was taken down when I tried to finish watching it at a later time.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
How much shorter did it get? I heard him mention the singapore thing once and it was like, 1 sentence.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Ross Goodman can't be a real lawyer name.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

FishBowlRobot posted:

I believe the honorable Cowboy was referring to sneaking mushrooms into the country, not a kilo of smack or some poo poo. I was wondering why it was taken down when I tried to finish watching it at a later time.

Cool thing about Singapore though, they don't give a gently caress what it is, it's time to die you druggie scum.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Power of Pecota posted:

You really weren't kidding, holy poo poo.

The KO was great but yeah I cant handle looking at his face.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:what:

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/1035327107700686848

:what: :what:

https://twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/1035353880240898048

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Duke Roufus: We have a proven track record, Logan. Why we coached the hell out of CM Punk and that made a star out of Mickey Gall!

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003



catching what Sage is pitching ... :ck5:

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006


Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

There's a 0% chance that Platinum Mike Perry actually wrote this

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





The world needs CM Punk 2.0 for me to laugh about.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Abysmal posted:

There's a 0% chance that Platinum Mike Perry actually wrote this

lol for sure

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Congratulations to Nick on taking his first judges’ decision in five years.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


https://twitter.com/platinumperry/status/1035357917866643456?s=21

UFC Fight Night 139 - I’m glad you didn’t die in the scuba dive so I can kill you in the #Octagon

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I'm gonna go there and pay 150 bucks so I can get beat up by holly holm :fap:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

So, I guess we're gonna see some YouTuber fight in the UFC next year then?

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
I hope so

The UFC is dead, long live the new UFC

Let it be about celebrities calling eachother out and fighting or just weirdos off the street with a grudge against like, hm, maybe a politician? The possibilities are endless

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Dan Didio posted:

Congratulations to Nick on taking his first judges’ decision in five years.

lol


Collapsing Farts posted:

I'm gonna go there and pay 150 bucks so I can get beat up by holly holm :fap:

yeah look i think it's concerning that holly holm is basically doing apartment wrestling but she's not getting paid. 'yeah holly, we know cyborg is an insane mutant, we've got the perfect plan. all of your sparring partners will be effete japanese men. don't pay attention to the fact that they spar exclusively in salaryman suits and cum repeatedly while screaming sugoi. keep your left up.'

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

threeagainstfour posted:

https://twitter.com/platinumperry/status/1035357917866643456?s=21

UFC Fight Night 139 - I’m glad you didn’t die in the scuba dive so I can kill you in the #Octagon

I definitely dont do sports for the money

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
"I'm glad you didn't die in the scuba dive so I can kill you in the Octagon" is legit funny

Mike Perry is evolving before our very eyes

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I refuse to believe Mike Perry used the word oblivious

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Thats a fair and troubling point

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
can't stop lolling at mike perry hiring a twitter guy. mike, i don't know how it works either, but you saying the n word and being illiterate and insane publicly is why you are on the main cards and main eventing while the people who beat you are fighting their friends on the fightpass prelims for spare change

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



anyone got links handy to the oildome posts? someone in ask/tell is going to prison and I want him to know what to expect.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I don't have a link but I saw a youth baseball team called The Oildome

Siamang
Nov 15, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

anyone got links handy to the oildome posts? someone in ask/tell is going to prison and I want him to know what to expect.

First Oildome mention:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3855984&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=15#post484176178

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
privacy publicly displayed

Mr. Nice! posted:

anyone got links handy to the oildome posts? someone in ask/tell is going to prison and I want him to know what to expect.

No don't! Tell him if someone fond of oil invites him in to a cell, only good, wonderful things await.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
You walked into this cell hoping that we were going to have consensual gay sex. however it was merely a ruse

mewse
May 2, 2006

I.N.R.I posted:

You walked into this cell hoping that we were going to have consensual gay sex. however it was merely a ruse

:lol:

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Ving Rhames promotional voice overlaid to dudes getting their asses beat in the oil dome posted:

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, he managed to find a less oily spot to get sone traction and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but Oildome is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for a while. Oildome life consists of routine, and more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with a fresh oil slick on his rear end. The Sisters kept at him. Sometimes they wouldn't invite him into the Oildome by calling him a bitch... sometimes they did. He always fought, because he knew if he didn't go in he'd be that bitch who was too scared to knowingly walk into an oil slick and get stomped out over a petty insult. Half the time it landed him in the infirmary, but this time it landed him in the Hall of Fame.

*Camera fades to black and white shot of Tim Robbins facedown in a puddle of baby oil. The screen reads ANDY DUFRESNE, 1954 INDUCTEE, GAY WING OF THE UFC HALL OF FAME*

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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Dan Didio posted:

Congratulations to Nick on taking his first judges’ decision in five years.

Lol

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