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evobatman posted:In a true triumph of MMA journalism, mmajunkie suggested Joanna should fight Michelle Waterson next. I'm not sure, but it might not be legal to sanction a murder and show it on live TV. jj hit andrade in the face for 25 minutes straight and not only was andrade not hurt she felt chipper enough to propose marriage to her girlfriend immediately after the fight. p4p, jj is perhaps the most feather-fisted champ in the history of the ufc. what i'm saying is, she isn't murdering anyone.
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pepperchomp posted:Why did they cut krylov in the first place? If I remember correctly, he had like one loss after like 3 or 4 finishes and was gone. His fights were fun. Did he leave after his contract was out? they wouldn't pay him so he left after his contract was up iirc. then the ufc realised he was an excellent prospect in a dead division and brought him back.
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DoombatINC posted:I'm a big DJ fan but I really couldn't care less about the burnt offerings they place on his altar cejudo is paying +400 and i'll probably bet on it. it's really hard to gauge because mm is so insanely good but i think cejudo has improved enough to actually take rounds off of mm. i haven't given a poo poo about a mm opponent since dodson the first time but i will be actually impressed with a mm victory if he tears cejudo apart again.
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eww lol looking forward to the follow up to the article about how mma fans are chaotic neutral politically or w/e
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Eat This Glob posted:Apparently Cody has got got on the old tweet hunters radar. Apparently he tweeted, and I quote, "I would rear end pound them two *bad f-words." He's been bad at talking poo poo for a while, I guess. Here's the article Little Folks and Cody Gay 'Jokes'
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Digital Jedi posted:khabib and McGregor promo vid so I guess its official for Oct 6th in Vegas Lol. Circus time.
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Marching Powder posted:cejudo is paying +400 and i'll probably bet on it. it's really hard to gauge because mm is so insanely good but i think cejudo has improved enough to actually take rounds off of mm. this win paid for beer and ppv but it's hollow. i do not agree at all.
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Dan Didio posted:Cody should go up to Featherweight and get starched by some of those guys next, I reckon. I'd watch Cody / cub
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henkman posted:Yeah, and the people QQing about it lol Imo it's good to see a dominant champ brutally dethroned. Also imo, it's lame to see a dominant champ lose in a split decision that most agree he should have won because of the aggressive return of tepid top control being money on the scorecards. But yeah lol at the qq I guess. Let's see what happens next.
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Le Saboteur posted:Sounds like DJ might be about to get that title back. Oh man. lol. please be this.
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Matt Lindland posted:Hey guys. I’ve finally made the push to get off all forums and social media which hopefully will stick but hey who knows. I’m going to go auto ban this account after this so I’m not tempted to do this again. I just wanted to stop by and say thanks to everyone for posting with me for all these years, and that this is a great community. And I’d also like to say gently caress Mighty Mouse midget rear end toddler lookin bitch! The only place this guys going to be complaining about not being promoted at is GameStop! Gwa ha ha ha! you'll be happier for it. i assume. but we won't be. i'll miss u.
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Brown Paper Bag posted:Meanwhile Darren Till makes his own strong entry into the scumbag sweepstakes *dana white nods approvingly*
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sal d'amato was the only person to score bendo / frankie 2 correctly. truly a high water mark.
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Dan Didio posted:Co-main for Conor/Khabib is Lewis/Volkov so get ready for the rest of that card to be a real poo poo-show. Holy poo poo lol the UFC is turning into boxing. I mean, I get it, I'll buy that card regardless but you could at least pretend some of the other fights mattered...
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logan paul and sage northcutt were mixed up at a teenage karate tournament and switched parents. it's actually renowned dickhead logan paul that was raised by a cocaine and steroid dealing father and sage northcutt who was raised by a normal middle class family.
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I.N.R.I posted:About to drive my gay rent boy into the woods in the middle of the night to strangle him to death. but not before ive finished my #Lean Body
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Neurosis posted:What nato decreed that it is not ok to fight someone who looks like and is paul harris while not being on steroids
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I.N.R.I posted:magny vs lombard was a rollercoaster, but it had a super dark ending. some people might like that though since lombard doesnt seem to have many fans i hate lombard, and every report i've heard of him portrays him as an absolute rear end in a top hat but you'd have to be a psychopath to enjoy the way that fight ended
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TheCool69 posted:I think Jacare vs that one unfortunate dude ended in arm triangle both times in UFC.. Are you thinking about the camozzi time trials?
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the decision was bad iirc but the fight was bad so who gives a poo poo
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cerrone is fighting perry? that's the only fight i care about rn
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khabib's right. america invented rap concerts and now look at it.
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LobsterMobster posted:Donald almost lost via Cave caves, piracy, intestines in bowl of antiseptic next to his hospital bed, nothing can stop this man from possibly losing to mike perry
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Dan Didio posted:Conor’s going to win if Khabib even makes it to the day. i would love for khabib to give conor the kind of vicious beating that he gave barboza so i can actually enjoy it but i would also love for conor and nate to win so we can get the third.
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Skip My Posts posted:if conor wins you know he is ognna fight gsp that's probably the worst match up for conor in the world. hope it happens.
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Skip My Posts posted:gsp is freakin old yeah. his style and mental approach to fighting and winning (casting rocks into lakes) will age well and even if he walked into the cage at 42, fat, unmotivated, and with advanced rear end issues there would still be like a 60% chance that he instantly takes conor down and breakdances on his guard until he subbed conor imo
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https://imgur.com/a/yeVS0Uj
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Mr. Nice! posted:You linked to the album not the image. Fixed it in the quote here. i don't know how to use these forums. thank you for making the funny picture enjoyable for everyone.
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https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1031626770661818368 is there really mma collector cards? what iconic ufc images would you insist become a sparkling super special foil card? dana redface? yoel shitpants?
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Bubba getting choked out while he dies inside on TUF yes yes
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Gay Horney posted:https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/the-five-best-conor-mcgregor-fights-1828553943/amp Lol
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Mr. Nice! posted:GDT for tonight? Fights start in 10 minutes on fightpass. here you go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866941
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LobsterMobster posted:Lawler vs Steve Thomson targeted for January i do not ever want to see steven thomson fight again. ever. against anyone. gently caress that stupid dickhead, stop paying him. i don't want to see him.
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