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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Welcome to the new AFC South Thread for 2018.

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Andrew Luck 2018-2019 Comeback Player of the Year!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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It’s a good thing the Awful App didn’t publish my thread, because this one has the flag.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I’m excited to watch all the great AFC South teams and the Colts play this year.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
titans

bitch!

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




pubic works project posted:

Andrew Luck 2018-2019 Comeback Player of the Year!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Also, the thread should've been called AFC South: Lack of heritage, not lack of hate

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Edward Mass posted:

Also, the thread should've been called AFC South: Lack of heritage, not lack of hate

Not bad.

For the record, the AFC South is playing the AFC East and the NFC East.

Texans fliers are Browns and Broncos.

Jaguars fliers are Steelers and Chiefs.

Indianapolis fliers are Bengals and Raiders.

Titans fliers are Ravens and Chargers.

Now that I've used the word flier so much I'm not even sure if that's the right word

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Stevie Lee posted:

titans

bitch!

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Welcome to the new AFC South Thread for 2018.


Oh my God you used my flag :vince:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Tits Up. gently caress JJ Watt and gently caress Madison Bumgarner too for good measure.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

JJ owns chump

He even refused to demonize players kneeling for the anthem though he'd never do so himself because he's probably a maga dude and a huge part of his public persona is rah rah rah troops

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Stevie Lee posted:

titans

bitch!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Will Fuller has put on 15 lbs of muscle blah blah usual rigmarole but apparently he's 185 lbs now and says he's gained 15-20 lbs so what the gently caress the dude is 6' and was playing at 165-170 lbs :stare:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

Will Fuller has put on 15 lbs of muscle blah blah usual rigmarole but apparently he's 185 lbs now and says he's gained 15-20 lbs so what the gently caress the dude is 6' and was playing at 165-170 lbs :stare:

Put me in coach!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Intruder posted:

JJ owns chump

He even refused to demonize players kneeling for the anthem though he'd never do so himself because he's probably a maga dude and a huge part of his public persona is rah rah rah troops

I would rather have a human Gatorade commercial than a human talking point memo.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Intruder posted:

JJ owns chump

He even refused to demonize players kneeling for the anthem though he'd never do so himself because he's probably a maga dude and a huge part of his public persona is rah rah rah troops

JJ Watt is a broken washed up chud who sits in his rustic cabin pissing in empty whey protein tubs.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

thrilla in vanilla posted:

JJ Watt is a broken washed up chud who sits in his rustic cabin pissing in empty whey protein tubs.
One the things in this statement is incorrect.

its the part about the "rustic cabin"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

thrilla in vanilla posted:

JJ Watt is a broken washed up chud who sits in his rustic cabin pissing in empty whey protein tubs.

Congrats on locking up your rape enabling LT btw

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Taylor lewan is an extremely good person. No one denies this

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/ErikBacharach/status/1024717511663726597

https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/1024717925633150977

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Delanie is the best

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Titans have accrued some cool players. This I cannot deny.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Hopefully Irsay's genius and coherence leads us to the promised land.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on LSD so maybe Irsay can be similarly inspired

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Congrats on locking up your rape enabling LT btw

In a similar vein, congrats on retaining Bob McNair.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Intruder posted:

Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on LSD so maybe Irsay can be similarly inspired

Christ, this is the AFC South. Let er rip.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Probably Magic posted:

In a similar vein, congrats on retaining Bob McNair.

I'm sure your team's billionaire owner is woke as gently caress

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Amy Adams Strunk seems pretty dece, and Jon Robinson is awesome

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Amy Adams Strunk seems pretty dece, and Jon Robinson is awesome

Amy Adams still has jurrell casey on roster too, that's as close to approval as we're gonna get from any team's ownership probably.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Intruder posted:

I'm sure your team's billionaire owner is woke as gently caress

Well it is 1:00 PM here and my team's owner is Irsay. I'm thinking your post taken out of context is false.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Bob Irsay is woke as gently caress when it comes to ending the War on Drugs.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Probably Magic posted:

Bob Irsay is woke as gently caress when it comes to ending the War on Drugs.

Only for another 5-10 years. He's going to hit that age line ~70, his doctor will tell him he has to stop if he wants to live, and he'll start thinking about his own mortality and what comes after & decide to go cold turkey and become a "better person" (or, because it's football, a "better christian").

And then he'll start crusading HARD against drug use.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"Your owner is a shithead" is a dumb attempt at an own because unless you're a Seahawks fan your owner is probably a shithead

Yes this includes the Packers :colbert:

e: I guess the Maras seem ok too?

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Coldforge posted:

Only for another 5-10 years. He's going to hit that age line ~70, his doctor will tell him he has to stop if he wants to live, and he'll start thinking about his own mortality and what comes after & decide to go cold turkey and become a "better person" (or, because it's football, a "better christian").

And then he'll start crusading HARD against drug use.

Hopefully by that time his daughter is running the show.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Did we sign Reid yet

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
WE signed a Reid. What’s YOUR excuse?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I didn't even realize the Titans signed XSF

Why

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
All owners deserve the guillotine

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Play posted:

All owners deserve the guillotine

:yeah:

Texans take "bad owner" to a whole new level though, McNair may possibly be the worst of these jackasses, which is an impressive feat in itself.

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