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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here in America the scariest thing we can think of is a skinny person.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I can't believe I'm hoping Carmella wins this :sigh:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
That was an awful hurricana from Carmella.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



If they want people to be excited for an all woman PPV they should really avoid putting Carmella matches on tv until then

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Fentry posted:

If they want people to be excited for an all woman PPV they should really avoid putting Carmella matches on tv until then

Better idea is just for her to lose the title before then.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Jerusalem posted:

I can't believe I'm hoping Carmella wins this :sigh:

I'm hoping Charlotte wins this then at Summerslam Becky wins the triple threat by pinning Charlotte with a shrug.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....why is Carmella throwing down on equal footing with Charlotte? :psyduck:

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Does Charlotte have Brock's ability to bleed on command?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HitTheTargets posted:

Does Charlotte have Brock's ability to bleed on command?

Ric's skin is so thin that when he blades, Charlotte bleeds.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


HitTheTargets posted:

Does Charlotte have Brock's ability to bleed on command?

It's a Flair family trait to be able to cause your forehead to rupture and gush just by concentrating enough.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Goddammit just let Becky have her loving title match for gently caress's sake.... :sigh:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Is charlotte named after the capital of NC. She is I bet.

e - nevermind that would be Raleigh

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Becky better win! :doom:

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Goddammit just let Becky have her loving title match for gently caress's sake.... :sigh:

I feel liek there are two ways that match ends now, "Charlotte wins" or "Becky turns on Charlotte and Carmella wins in the fracas"

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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CarlCX posted:

I feel liek there are two ways that match ends now, "Charlotte wins" or "Becky turns on Charlotte and Carmella wins in the fracas"

Pretty sure they will implode and Carmella will retain in the chaos.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I cant believe they got through that entire episode of smackdown without anyone saying their chances at winning drastic go down

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jerusalem posted:

Goddammit just let Becky have her loving title match for gently caress's sake.... :sigh:

Look, they'll need a few weeks of therapy (and eight months of silent fuming) but eventually best friends Charlotte and Becky will be on the same page again.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

Pretty sure they will implode and Carmella will retain in the chaos.

It'll be this, though this is only even happening just to make the match less dogshit than it'd be if it was Carmella having to work for 10+ minutes with no one to cover for her.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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A Philadelphia Legend
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Is this the GDT for Miz & Mrs?

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



a new study bible! posted:

Is this the GDT for Miz & Mrs?

It's also the GDT for 205 Live, so have at it.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Unironically please do talk about miz and mrs because im not gonna watch it probably ever but I would still like to hear about it.

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Feb 2, 2009



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Fresh Like Zafo posted:

It's also the GDT for 205 Live, so have at it.

I had SD on in a different tab while I took care of some work and it rolled over to Miz and Mrs. It sounds like a good show and now that I'm done with the work I might watch it.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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Miz is being cheap and doesn't want to pay delivery on a 750 dollar cake so now he is driving it himself. I think it's gonna go bad for him.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
250 dollars for delivery is almost certainly unreasonable I don't blame him.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

i'm very glad lucha house party is going to have another tag team feud to open 205 live for the next eight months

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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reignofevil posted:

250 dollars for delivery is almost certainly unreasonable I don't blame him.

Delivery was only 100 :colbert:

Anyway, Miz slammed on the breaks and now the cake is all smushed. I bet Maryse is going to be mad.

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Feb 2, 2009



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Miz's dad just dropped the top of the cake on the sidewalk lol

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Hopefully miz decides to go all I Love Lucy on this poo poo and bake the replacement cake himself before his wife can notice.

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Feb 2, 2009



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reignofevil posted:

Hopefully miz decides to go all I Love Lucy on this poo poo and bake the replacement cake himself before his wife can notice.

The whole theme of the episode is that Miz is cheap and loves to barter, so he bartered down the delivery to 90 dollars. After he ruined the cake he went back to the baker and offered to pay her double to make a new cake right then and deliver it, but Maryse is concerned that the cake isn't at the baby shower when it should be.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



drat Gulak didn't have to verbally slam Cedric like that.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



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Dolph Ziggler came to the baby shower lol

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

a new study bible! posted:

The whole theme of the episode is that Miz is cheap and loves to barter, so he bartered down the delivery to 90 dollars. After he ruined the cake he went back to the baker and offered to pay her double to make a new cake right then and deliver it, but Maryse is concerned that the cake isn't at the baby shower when it should be.

Proof that miz is willing to put aside his own concerns to try and right the wrongs he has committed in his relationship. A good miz.

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Feb 2, 2009



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reignofevil posted:

Proof that miz is willing to put aside his own concerns to try and right the wrongs he has committed in his relationship. A good miz.

The cake got delivered, but Miz's cheeky mother in law found the old cake residue in Miz's jeep. Maryse found it and I think they are going to have a good laugh over it.

#relationshipgoals

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

a new study bible! posted:

The cake got delivered, but Miz's cheeky mother in law found the old cake residue in Miz's jeep.

Miz's Mother-in-Law must die!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Why was miz's mother in law investigating miz's car for cake residue.

Edit- does this technically count as floor cake and did anyone eat it?

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Feb 2, 2009



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Episode over. They laughed about it and the grand irony is that none of the guests ate any cake at all.

I'd rather watch Miz and Mrs than watch Raw.

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Feb 2, 2009



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reignofevil posted:

Why was miz's mother in law investigating miz's car for cake residue.

Edit- does this technically count as floor cake and did anyone eat it?

Miz's car looked pretty clean. I'd eat it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

reignofevil posted:

Why was miz's mother in law investigating miz's car for cake residue.

Coming this Fall: Miss Miztery - watch as Miz's Mother-in-Law solves crimes involving the elderly!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Wherever duplicity resides; wherever cake residues; Miz-mom will be there.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

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Jerusalem posted:

Coming this Fall: Miss Miztery - watch as Miz's Mother-in-Law solves crimes involving the elderly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D_FzODPGlU

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