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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
(that thread title was too good for me not to use again)

With the 2018 NFL season right around the corner, the NFC West appears to be undergoing another power shakeup. Let's quickly take a look at each team.

Arizona Cardinals

2017 record: 8-8
OddsShark win total: 5.5
Head coach: Steve Wilks
Starting QB: Sam Bradford/Josh Rosen


The Cardinals are still a thing, I guess. Josh Rosen might be good? Hey, David Johnson is back! And Larry Fitzgerald is still here! They're clearly in rebuilding mode after Bruce Arians and Carson Palmer retired, with Sam Bradford serving as the bridge QB for about 2-3 weeks before he dies again. Steve Wilks seems like one of those old-school "run the ball and play defense" :bahgawd: types who either wins a Super Bowl or gets fired in three years, with absolutely no middle ground. Vegas really doesn't like the Cardinals this year but there's enough talent here to play spoiler most weeks. I like the over on that 5.5 wins, personally.

Los Angeles Rams

2017 record: 11-5
OddsShark win total: 10
Head coach: Sean McVay
Starting QB: Jared Goff


The Rams went from laughingstock to contender overnight thanks to McVay, who exorcised the Jeff Fisher demons and finally brought this offense into the 21st Century. They weren't content to sit on their laurels in the offseason, adding Aqib Talib, Marcus Peters, and Ndamukong Suh to a defense already sporting Defensive Player of the Year Aaron Donald. On offense, they swapped out Sammy Watkins for Brandin Cooks and still have MVP candidate Todd Gurley. Expectations are high in McVay's second year and the Rams are clear favorites to win the division again, but their Super Bowl chances might hinge on whether Goff takes the leap from capable game manager to legitimate difference-maker.

San Francisco 49ers

2017 record: 6-10
OddsShark win total: 8.5
Head coach: Kyle Shanahan
Starting QB: Jimmy Garoppolo


"Is this the best 6-10 team ever???" was a real thing people were asking after Jimmy G's spicy 5-0 end to the season. The Niners made him their guy and seem like strong candidates to go from worst to first in 2018, but we should probably pump the brakes for a minute. There are still several holes on a roster only two years removed from 2-14 (and started 1-10 before Jimmy stepped in), and they're banking a little hard on veterans coming back from significant injuries (Pierre Garcon's neck, Richard Sherman's Achilles). Still, Jimmy seems like the real deal, and if some of the younger talent plays up to their draft position, the Niners should be in the playoff mix all year.

Seattle Seahawks

2017 record: 9-7
OddsShark win total: 8
Head coach: Pete Carroll
Starting QB: Russell Wilson


How the mighty have fallen. Pour one out for the LOB. The Seahawks are dead. At least that's been the main narrative in an offseason that saw Seattle dismantle its defensive core and replace nearly the entire coaching staff. Sherman, Kam Chancellor, Michael Bennett, and Cliff Avril are all gone, while Earl Thomas is in a contract dispute and Doug Baldwin is missing "a few weeks" of camp with a knee injury. Also Brian Schottenheimer is here, Not great, Bob.

Still, let's not completely bury the team yet. I've seen predictions of them losing double digits or even competing for the No. 1 draft pick, which is patently absurd. Not only is Wilson still in his prime, they boosted the running game with Rashaad Penny and finally cast Tom Cable back into the fiery depths of Oakland from whence he came, which should only improve the offensive line by default. Even the defense has more talent than one might assume after all the headliners left, with Bobby Wagner arguably the best MLB in football and some up-and-comers like (noted woman beater) Frank Clark and Shaq Griffin starting to enter their primes. This is not a playoff team, but that 8-win Vegas line is more than fair.



Division titles

49ers -- 19
Rams -- 16
Seahawks -- 8
Cardinals -- 3

Super Bowl appearances (winning years in bold)

49ers -- 6 (1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994, 2012)
Seahawks -- 3 (2005, 2013, 2014)
Rams -- 3 (1979, 1999, 2001)
Cardinals -- 1 (2008)

Benne fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Aug 1, 2018

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Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


If Pete Carroll wants to coach two teams at once, who are we to deny him?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
You forgot to add the bolding so to help a brother out:

Super Bowl appearances (winning years in bold)

49ers -- 6 (1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994, 2012)
Seahawks -- 3 (2005, 2013, 2014)
Rams -- 3 (1979, 1999, 2001)
Cardinals -- 1 (2008)

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I felt so bad for the Cards in '08.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

the cardinals won it all in 1925 and 1947

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Keith Atherton posted:

Super Bowl appearances (winning years in bold)

49ers -- 6 (1981, 1984, 1988, 1989, 1994, 2012)
Seahawks -- 3 (2005, 2013, 2014)
Rams -- 3 (1979, 1999, 2001)
Cardinals -- 1 (2008)

just make this the op

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I felt so bad for the Cards in '08.

honestly the worst one was the 2014 game where lindley started and panthers fans were the stupidest people in the world for thinking that beating the ryan lindley led cardinals by 11 points made them world beaters

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

just make this the op

no this:

Most Recent Super Bowl Win
Arizona Cardinals- 1947
Los Angeles Rams- 1999
San Francisco 49ers- 1994
Seattle Seahawks- 2013

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Chichevache posted:

no this:

Most Recent Super Bowl Win
Arizona Cardinals- 1947
Los Angeles Rams- 1999
San Francisco 49ers- 1994
Seattle Seahawks- 2013


Yeah that's much better, gotta make sure we get that in before someone posts sherman.gif

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0_sk8Xlk5E

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

I cant believe that was a SNF game

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I don't think I've cackled wildly more at a football game in my life

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I felt so bad for the Cards in '08.

:negative:

I am cautiously optimistic for the future, but I feel Bradford will dissolve at some point during the summer out here.

e:

https://i.imgur.com/JxLbXrc.mp4

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chichevache posted:

no this:

Most Recent Super Bowl Win
Arizona Cardinals- 1947
Los Angeles Rams- 1999
San Francisco 49ers- 1994
Seattle Seahawks- 2013


Would accept this:

Most Recent Super Bowl Loss
Los Angeles Rams-2001
Arizona Cardinals-2008
San Francisco 49ers-2012
Seattle Seahawks-2014

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Good schadenfreude but the Patriots won the Super Bowl so evil prevailed

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Keith Atherton posted:

Good schadenfreude but the Patriots won the Super Bowl so evil prevailed

kinda glad the pats beat them tbh they're insufferable as it is

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Coldforge posted:

Would accept this:

Most Recent Super Bowl Loss
Los Angeles Rams-2001
Arizona Cardinals-2008
San Francisco 49ers-2012
Seattle Seahawks-2014

I mean it's not much consolation but at least every team in the division has made it to the Super Bowl this century

JPrime posted:

kinda glad the pats beat them tbh they're insufferable as it is

If you rooted for the Pats you rooted for a team that cheated in their previous game and that should be a black mark on any fan

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I was cheering for a meteorite myself.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Spoeank posted:

I don't think I've cackled wildly more at a football game in my life

Hell, same.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Good self own since he's a Niner now :v:

But if we are doing old gifs of Sherman

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Its Rinaldo posted:

Good self own since he's a Niner now :v:

But if we are doing old gifs of Sherman



What an amazing team play by 49ers Sherman and Smith.

Too bad Raiders Ravens WR Crabtree is so mediocre, he might have made a play there instead of waiting for the ball and being completely off balance when it arrives.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Its Rinaldo posted:

Good self own since he's a Niner now :v:


no ragrets

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Apparently Jim Harbaugh is more insane than we were led to believe and thinks that eating chicken is a civilizational pollution.

This makes me think that Harbaugh realized winning that Thanksgiving game would have led to eating white meat and so he intentionally threw the game.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

King Hong Kong posted:

Apparently Jim Harbaugh is more insane than we were led to believe and thinks that eating chicken is a civilizational pollution.

This makes me think that Harbaugh realized winning that Thanksgiving game would have led to eating white meat and so he intentionally threw the game.

also explains why he's terrified of Gamecocks

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Post ur fave nfcw plays

https://youtu.be/vmelivYV5cc

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6blurm-C7I

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Spoeank posted:

I don't think I've cackled wildly more at a football game in my life

That game was loving hysterical, I still sometimes pull up Pete's vacant, cross-eyed stare for laughs

By the end of it I was so broken I was just laughing like a maniac

Speaking of Pete, some excellent insight here:

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1024692604880019458?s=19

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDDk9eIgjk

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
richard sherman is washed up

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/Joe_Fann/status/1024717093416005632

But he can't defend the 9! :ohdear:

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Aug 1, 2018

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

DaFrugalGamer posted:

richard sherman is washed up

missed u bby

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
he got wrecked by pierre

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

seiferguy posted:

Post ur fave nfcw plays


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAg6skfBA8

Alternatively:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs62PdnunhU

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Aug 1, 2018

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Looks like Jimmy G can’t get it done in the redzone :smugbird:

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/FieldGulls/status/1024751118134505473?s=20


This oline gonna be very good

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1024745477777055745

Good thing we addressed WR depth in the offseason with ...*checks notes* Jaron Brown and an 86-year-old Brandon Marshall :shepicide:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Who needs WR when we can run three dive plays and punt.

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1024745477777055745

Good thing we addressed WR depth in the offseason with ...*checks notes* Jaron Brown and an 86-year-old Brandon Marshall :shepicide:

hes out for the preseason, thats a good thing. more reps for the new guys

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

DaFrugalGamer posted:

hes out for the preseason, thats a good thing. more reps for the new guys

Mysterious knee injuries with tentative timetables are generally not a good sign!

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