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By Fred Wurst: Its just one of those days Where you just wanna carb up My shirt is untucked For the potluck You don't really know why But you want to justify Rippin' some pudding lids off Consumin' the snacks And if you eat my mac' Your life is on contract Your best bet is to make gourmet for my supper It's just one of those days It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I think you better whip that cream quick 'Cause I'll be leaving with my pants ripped It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I like banana splits, muchin' fish sticks Its just one of those days Feeling like some weight gain First one to the Caine's Leavin' with some chest pain drat right I'm a maniac You better watch your stacks 'cause I'm munchin' up your Grand Slam My cheese is chopped up My drool is mopped up First in line with my pop cup Your bet is to make parfaits for my supper It's just one of those days It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I think you better quit Hogging those chips 'Cause I'll be leaving with some bean dips It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I think I better quit, licking my lips, Punk So go and get it! I feel like poo poo My suggestion, is to keep your distance Cause right now I'm flatulent We've all had the shits Been eating like poo poo! All those motherfuckers That want some ketchup I hope you know, I'm packin' coleslaw I'll eat some dough raw And if my day keeps going this way, I just might Bake something tonight I'm packin' coleslaw (what?) I'll tilt a see-saw (what?) And if my day keeps going this way, I just might Bake something tonight I'm packin' coleslaw I'll snack a bear claw And if my day keeps going this way, I just might BREAK MY loving SEAT TONIGHT! Give me something to eat! Just give me something to eat! How 'bout some loving rice? I hope you know, I'm packin' coleslaw What? Some coleslaw What? Motherfucking coleslaw What! So come and get it! It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I think you better whip Up a New York strip 'Cause I'll be leaving with some fat hips It's all about the he's fed/she's fed bullshit I think I better quit, licking my lips, Punk So come and get it! *Dinner bell* |
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Time to end this suffering I need a minute to my-self So I can drift away You will never get to me, what can be done i'll do myself So i can slip away Watch you rise, and watch you fall Watch you losing control Now i see the way Watch you rise, and watch you fall Now im about to break Watch you rise, and watch you fall Watch you loosing control(Crawl inside my head) Watch you rise, and watch you fall Now Im about to break Face le pain 
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Aug 2, 2018 01:17
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By Blob Zombie: Fed I am the one, overweighted son Slopping up the cheese, getting heart disease Fed I am on pie, watching taters fry While they slowly turn, conquering heartburn Dig through the dishes And burn through sandwiches With yams on the back of my Spatula Dig tuna fishes And burn through sandwiches With Pam on the back of my Spatula Fed I am the drool, spreading from the fool Sweet croissant I need, nightmare as I feed Fed I am on fat, trilby for a hat Blender is a-whir, frying I prefer Dig through the dishes And burn through sandwiches With yams on the back of my Spatula Rip through my britches And burn through sandwiches With jam on the back of my Spatula Chew it baby, chew it baby Chew it baby, chew it baby Eat like an animal Fed I have no life, dig potato skins Lick the chicken bone, and the rolling pin Fed I am the hog, sounds of thunder thighs Devil's food for snacks, need two seats to fly (Chorus) |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:32
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let the donuts hit the flour let the donuts hit the flour let the donuts hit the... *sprinkle* *sprinkle* FLOOOOOUUUUURRR!!! |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:36
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Dungeon Ecology posted:let the donuts hit the flour LOL |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:38
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Drink-Mix Man posted:By Fred Wurst: |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:41
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I add the seasonings which all claim to be, healthier it’s quite deceiving as I feel the pasta, make me fat |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:49
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pour some sugar on me, gesturing to my coffee mug |
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Aug 2, 2018 01:51
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so pardon me while i burp intoooo your face i've had too much andouille and it needs a quick escape so pardon me while I burp and rise to take the blame pardon me pardon me im leaving in great shame |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:04
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*fifteen seconds of unintelligible whooping and growling* Twix, Twix Twix, Twix *fifteen more seconds of unintelligible whooping and growling* Twix, Twix Twix, Twix |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:19
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I did it all for the nougat (yeah!) The nougat (come on!) |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:26
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workshop w me here people |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:26
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*me really aggressively ripping off my chef hat to reveal a backwards red fitted cap qs soon as I only get like 28 cumulative points and everyone is disappointed in my three course execution of a tiny obscure type of egg from like bavaria or some poo poo* if only we could fryyyyy... cat cora style bobby flay, take'em to kitchen stadium, can you feel it... my cookin' generation get up my generation are you ready do you know where you are welcome to the jungle punk take a look around it's morimoto fuckin' up your town we cooked up the secret ingredient for all of the judges on the stage to get your munch on and maybe i'm the one who overcooked the cukoos egg well guess who's next iron chef x, generation stran- *by this point station security has tased me and alton brown is hastily segueing to a commercial break* |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:46
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*me somberly when my duck fat roasted baby potatoes dont impress the midwestern in laws at thanksgiving* I don't think you trust In, my, pretentious sous vide side I, cry, when potatoes should be fried |
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Aug 2, 2018 02:53
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Cut my cake into pieces This is an ice cream torte Mastication It's freezing Don't give a gently caress cuz I know it's mouth pleasing |
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Aug 2, 2018 03:03
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Planet Piss posted:Cut my cake into pieces |
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Aug 2, 2018 03:18
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*mouth burning from biting something too hot* ooh, ah ah ah ah!!! |
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Aug 2, 2018 03:21
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alnilam posted:*mouth burning from biting something too hot* ooh, ah ah ah ah!!! |
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Aug 2, 2018 03:55
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Don't mar with char Use jus for the bastin' |
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Aug 2, 2018 04:28
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Aug 2, 2018 10:04
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that one song by the cheftones where they just yell "duck" over and over e: i think it's called "7 birds"? Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Aug 2, 2018 |
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Aug 2, 2018 10:07
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Cool whip it now! Grilling in the name of |
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Hey you, what do you see? Something sweet or something savory? Hey, you, are you thinking about thos beans? If you live with good cooks man, it's hard to stay lean There's no time to discriminate Eat every motherfucker That's on your plate The bountiful table The bountiful table (ahhh) The bountiful table The bountiful table (ahhh) The bountiful table The bountiful table (ahhh) The bountiful table The bountiful table (ahhh) |
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Aug 2, 2018 13:12
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CannonFodder posted:Grilling in the name of google THIS posted:Hey you, what do you see? I'm imaginging that "ahhh" as that satisfied "I'm so full" sort of sound that you make as you undo your belt |
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Aug 2, 2018 20:26
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Breading Cutlets Hello me, we're feeling hungry It might be time for us to fry! A cast iron frying pan is my Most valued possession I like to use a pat or two of butter For frying up there isn't any other Breaded fish or frying up pork chops It makes pancakes, and does a great job! I'm getting real annoyed The hunger pangs to me offend, The hangry's attacking me I've get to make it end I gather up the things that I haven't got to yet I'm scrambling the eggs And the breadcrumbs are all next, breading cutlets! Hello me, I'm still hungry You can subdue but never sate me It gives me a bad case of the munchies Ripping bong hits all day Yea, just keep on thinking I might share And stay an inch or two outta eating distance My friends have got to know Their limitations Feeling self-centered Their greedy mitts are closing in Food stains on my hands and I don't know where they've been I gather up the things that I haven't got to yet I'm scrambling the eggs Now the breadcrumbs are what's next, breading cutlets! Well, me, it's nice feeding myself A credit to Betty Crocker Some day you too will want cutlets And bread them like I did If the hunger inside my tummy Won't stop I'll eat this whole bag of gummies My swollen bowels will distend Here I fart again! Feeling flatuant From all the gummies I just ate Flatulence blew off my pants And my air is getting thin I got the munchies And it's endangering me A whole bag of gummies That can't be good for me I'm chomping at the bit I gotta take a poo poo Here it comes again, whoa Breading cutlets! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 2, 2018 21:38
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Splatmaster posted:Breading Cutlets |
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Aug 2, 2018 22:26
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feelin' like a freak on a quiche, feelin' like baking is my niche, how many times have i felt the munchies? everything in my life is cheese, and quiche |
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Aug 2, 2018 22:53
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minidisc terrorism posted:feelin' like a freak on a quiche, song is obviously by quorn, btw |
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Aug 2, 2018 22:54
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Du Du hast Du hast mich Du Du hast Du hast mich Du Du hast Du hast mich Du hast mich Du hast mich gefüttert Du hast mich gefüttert Du hast mich gefüttert Und ich hab alles geschmeckt Willst du den ganzen Tag essen, bis wir schlafen gehen? Ja! Ja! Möchtest du etwas Sauerbraten? Und Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte? Ja! Ja! |
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Aug 2, 2018 23:11
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minidisc terrorism posted:feelin' like a freak on a quiche, |
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google THIS posted:Du 
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Can you hear that? We'reshit Moin-YAyaYA Moin-YAyaYA We'rePOOR! We'rePOOR!* Borborygmi is the only sound Hungry the cookbook I read (What looks yummy to me?) It seems what's left of my insides Is slowly being consumed by me (What looks yummy to me?) Looking at my own collection When suddenly it occurs Violently it occurs (oh ho!) I peer inside not wide it's just a crack And open up the door to my pantry I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! Got this cookbook, gonna bake something! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! You mother should make something now with some Bisquick! You fucker should make something now with some Bisquick! Hunger is a side effect the weed has given to me The THC is real high so I get the munchies The CBD too is high which I feel (What looks yummy to me?) It seems it all looks good inside What Julia Child wrote down for me (It all looks yummy to me!) It seems that I am having some trouble In dealing with these choices Living with these choices (oh no) I wanna start stuffing my face Now that I've woken up the hunger in me I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! All you recipes, in me belly! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! You mother could make something now with some Bisquick! You fucker should make something now with some Bisquick! Hunger is a side effect the weed has given to me The ganja has done it again It's done it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise Alright, one more bong hit Why'd I have to hit it like that, dummy? Don't do it, alright I'm not stopping me Why did you have to be such a Bogart Why don't you Why don't you just pass it to the left Why can't you just pass it to the left Why can't you just put it in the ashtray Never camp that joint again you Humphrey Bogart! gently caress you I don't need this poo poo Yes I do I'll pack some more! How would you like to see me zero this hit, Humphrey? Here it comes, we're gonna get high! Moin-YAyaYA I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! It's time to bake something now with some Bisquick! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! This strain of weed is great, so's the munchies! I'm gonna make something now with some Bisquick! You mother could make something now with some Bisquick! You fucker should make something now with some Bisquick! Hunger has now come over me *Thanks, George Carlin! 
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*monotone guitar riff* hii-yuck! can you taste it, this is worse than horrible I can't see, I can't breathe sweet and spicy, filling burned to a crisp texture like a bowl of beef stew oh, it's a bad confection from a broken oven it's an abomination and I can't eat it anymore, yecch! who's to say this is even edible take a deep breath, Christ alive feel the reflux rising up inside of you smoke alarm goes off behind you urgh, it's a bad confection (a bad confection) from a broken oven (a broken oven) it's an abomination and I can't eat it any fuckin' more it's a bad confection, bad confection (bad confection) from a broken oven (a broken oven) it's an abomination, yeah do you smell it somebody get the deodorant spray throw that poo poo in the garbage before I go insane, now get away get away bleeeeeecccccccchhhhhh |
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Aug 3, 2018 06:53
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These hors d'oeuvres, these hors d'oeuvres! |
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Never eaat, banaanaaaas Never eat, bananas! Never eat, bananas I just want to never eat, bananas! |
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Aug 3, 2018 11:43
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what's wrong would you like a ding dong it will make you happy hook u up with little debbieeeeee ocean route 44 blue ocean happy hour is 2 to 4 get in the car and ride with meeeeeee take this dollar bill and break this my card is not working cash is the only way i'll paaaaaaaaay get up on this delicious fun dip get up on this delicious fun dip get up on this delicious fun dip get up on this delicious fun dip ----- |
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cruuuuuuumbs are in my skiiiiiiin why diiiiid i eeeeeat in beeeeeeeed crackerssss are myyy downfaaaaaall i neeeeeed to stiiiick to breeeeeeead there's something inside me that i put there on purpose consuming, consuming i give up. ----- |
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Aug 3, 2018 14:52
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Conversion, lunch break version 7.0 Looking at the menu, wanting to get some grub Eating chips as a pastime activity Indecision, what to get to eat? What to get to eat? You, I'm your waiter today Now can I take your order? Your order? Now your entree comes with a Caesar salad Caesar salad or soup Choose now, between the Caesar salad and soup Your order? Your order? Your order? More time to make my mind up, I need it Sandwich? Pizza? Or should I go fancy with the duck? Dipping bread as a pastime activity Indecision, what to get to eat? What to get to eat? Now, have you made up your mind? I really need your order, your order Now everyone else at the table's ready Table's ready but you Come on! The whole table's ready but you Your order? Your order? Your order? Now, my shift is over soon Can't I just have your order? Your order? Now they don't pay me enough for this Pay me enough for this poo poo Come on, they don't pay me enough for this poo poo Your order? Your order? Your order? Fine, I'll just get the same Thing I always end up getting Fine, I'll just get the same Thing I always end up getting |
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