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Having kids loving sucks but it's also the best. Post your favourite kid things. -I like it when at roughly 5 months old a baby learns that they are able to make their own fun. If funny stuff is punching daddy in the eyes so be it. You're not gonna say no to a baby. -I like it when at 5 years old a kid climbs on your stomach when you're laying down having a massive hangover and says "Father you smell like poo poo again" -I like it when I come home from work and they run up and just loving slam into me because they're so glad daddy's home Why do you like children, GBS? edit: if you want to have sex with children do not post in this thread e2: this is not the place to discuss the israel/palestine conflict Icochet fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i dont Well then suck my fecund balls
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Aug 4, 2018 05:36
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I like the age where they're old enough to understand the command "get me another beer" and they do it happily without sarcasm
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Aug 4, 2018 05:36
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are you deliberately trying to provoke the crazy people that think everybody's a secret pedophile
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Aug 4, 2018 05:37
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Cubone posted:are you deliberately trying to provoke the crazy people that think everybody's a secret pedophile Not really but let's see if those guys turn up
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Aug 4, 2018 05:39
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I don't have kids because I'd be a terrible abusive monster parent, but I like other people's kids and apparently they think I'm a living jungle gym. The better Half's youngest neice was terrorising me for awhile so I put her on top of the fridge and walked off. It was pretty funny to me. Not so much to her.
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Aug 4, 2018 05:40
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jonathan posted:I don't have kids because I'd be a terrible abusive monster parent, but I like other people's kids and apparently they think I'm a living jungle gym. Uh, she's not still there is she?
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Aug 4, 2018 06:05
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I don't like babies because people seem to think everyone wants to hold it but whenever I do all I can think about is accidentally dropping it. One day i am going to be handed a greased up baby and it will slip out of my hands and then i will forever be known as "that guy who dropped a baby". Once they can talk and you don't have to carry them kids are ok i guess.
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Aug 4, 2018 06:13
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't like babies because people seem to think everyone wants to hold it but whenever I do all I can think about is accidentally dropping it. One day i am going to be handed a greased up baby and it will slip out of my hands and then i will forever be known as "that guy who dropped a baby". Babies are basically made of rubber so dropping one is not that big a deal.
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Aug 4, 2018 06:22
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nice pedo honeypot thread op
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Aug 4, 2018 06:24
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Aug 4, 2018 06:26
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I like how my kid is interested by literally everything. Whoa, what's that over there? A trashcan? Better go and check it out!
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Aug 4, 2018 06:26
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An old newspaper! Better crumble it up and try to eat it!
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Aug 4, 2018 06:27
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shut up blegum posted:I like how my kid is interested by literally everything. Whoa, what's that over there? A trashcan? Better go and check it out! This is the best poo poo.
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Aug 4, 2018 06:29
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Don't have kids, but have two great nieces and a nephew. It's awesome being the legit "cool uncle", but I know that cool uncles can eventually become old loser uncles, so I'm basking in it while it's still good.
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Aug 4, 2018 06:36
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I’ve had the privilege of working with lots of kids many of them raised well and off to a good start, many of them feral savage children borne of neglect &’abuse & basically the results of the worst our society had tokoffer. Basically kids are like animals, they are cute and funny and fun to be around and if you train them well they can be really useful and good to have around but if you don’t discipline them they are basically little monsters capable of any kind of evil
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Aug 4, 2018 06:39
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That being said I totally have baby fever I can’t wait to have some babies with my wife and raise them to be little soldiers in the kingdom of God
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Oh and I’ve worked with victims of child abuse and let me just say, there are not enough words for the kind of suffering & traumatic damage that stuff does to a person, & it’s WAY more common than anyone wants to admit
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Don't have kids, but have two great nieces and a nephew. Uncling is awesome. I let my niece do stuff that I'd never let my own kid do. Icecream for breakfast? Whatever, i'm not your dad.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:That being said I totally have baby fever I can’t wait to have some babies with my wife and raise them to be little soldiers in the kingdom of God Child soldiering is not good for children i'm told
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Aug 4, 2018 06:44
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i dislike children immensely but i realise they are the future so i tolerate them and wish them well
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Aug 4, 2018 06:48
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My son started seventh grade on the first of this month, he is football manager and was excited about it all summer.
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Aug 4, 2018 06:55
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Kids are afraid of me, could never figure out why. I like their weird logic and complete lack of understanding of proportions though. Why yes little Timmy I am an adult but I'm actually younger than 500.
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Aug 4, 2018 07:16
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-Seeing your kid pissing in the shower and telling them they shouldn't do that. Then they ask why not and you can't think of a reason. Congratulations, you just started an argument with a five year old and lost.
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Aug 4, 2018 07:21
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My mom tried to get my 2 year old niece to call her Grandma the other day and she looked her dead in the eye and in a very serious tone of voice said "...poop"
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Aug 4, 2018 07:21
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Aesop Poprock posted:My mom tried to get my 2 year old niece to call her Grandma the other day and she looked her dead in the eye and in a very serious tone of voice said "...poop" Lol. The thing about kids is that they will own you on the reg and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Aug 4, 2018 07:35
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My 2 year old took to addressing me as “Your Majestink” for a couple of days
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Aug 4, 2018 08:20
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i dated this girl who had a baby, and wisely she didn't want to bring some new guy around her daughter so she waited until we'd been dating like six months and then one day i come to pick her up and she's like "oh come inside real quick" so there's her baby, and she's like "ok this is my daughter Serena or sirius or whatever" and I'm like "......." and she asks me if i want to hold her baby without thinking i just blurted out "nah that's ok, i can see it fine from here" can you believe she dumped me like immediately?? that was literally our last date. she just glared at me while i ate my endless soup salad and breadsticks, just being a real stick in the mud anyway yeah, kids, man, that's really what it's all about, huh? it just puts things in perspective, you know? theyre cool i bet
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Aug 4, 2018 08:30
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Gatekeeper posted:without thinking i just blurted out "nah that's ok, i can see it fine from here" I told a girl how her baby looked exactly like Winston Churchill. It really did
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Gatekeeper posted:i dated this girl who had a baby, and wisely she didn't want to bring some new guy around her daughter so she waited until we'd been dating like six months and then one day i come to pick her up and she's like "oh come inside real quick" drat. I hope you learned a lesson. Women are smarter than men in almost every way but if you just do stupid goofy retarded poo poo at a baby they will absolutely love you. It's some sort of evolutionary callback that if you acknowledge a child without killing them you're primo lover material. I learned this from a friend who likes to date single moms exclusively, he calls it "easy mode". e: the guy has attempted suicide twice so the tactic might not be entirely solid Icochet fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Aug 4, 2018 |
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Aug 4, 2018 08:45
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:I told a girl how her baby looked exactly like Winston Churchill. It really did no one should get upset about that, all babies basically look like churchill
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Aug 4, 2018 08:46
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i love going to people's houses who have kids b/c it means i get to drink like 20 capri suns and eat all their fruit snacks i leave nothing for the children. they shouldn't be eating that junk anyway.
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Aug 4, 2018 09:02
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Don't have kids, but have two great nieces and a nephew. i am square in the middle of my transition from "cool uncle" to "old loser uncle". i do not like it
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Aug 4, 2018 09:04
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I love when kids are at that early age when their sense of empathy is severely underdeveloped but they’re just too dumb to actually be sociopathic so they come off as cute
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Aug 4, 2018 09:06
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I love when kids are at that early age when their sense of empathy is severely underdeveloped but they’re just too dumb to actually be sociopathic so they come off as cute capable of such unconscionable cruelty and malevolence with only the slightest prompting from a powerful godhead like tiny israeli soldiers
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Tom Gorman posted:i love going to people's houses who have kids b/c it means i get to drink like 20 capri suns and eat all their fruit snacks You’re like a less evil version of Krampus but slightly more annoying than menacing
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I don't want to have children and I'm also an Israeli. gently caress your rules op.
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