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should i buy a gun
yes
no
goku
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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
forgot the poll lol

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
buy the bullets & see how u feel. then if u like them buy a gun & shoot them around a bit ;)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
& if u like that, then you could give a grenade a try op. but pull the pin out first & see if u like it,then if u do move onto the grenade :)

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Flow chart:

1) Do you live in a forest and want to make hunting easier?

If yes, buy a gun
If no, do not buy a gun

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
on my way over to STAB* you, OP, hope you don't buy a gun so you can SHOOT** me!

*STAB = damage 2, speed 2
** SHOOT = damage 3, speed 4

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
this poll loving sucks, and thus you as a poster loving suck OP. No Goku, go gently caress yourself.

EDIT: loving PIECE OF poo poo GOD DAMMIT

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
buy a gunt

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Orkin Mang posted:

buy the bullets & see how u feel. then if u like them buy a gun & shoot them around a bit ;)

yeah you can just start by throwuing the bukklets at things get a feel for it

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yes, but make sure it's super impractical

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
You should go shoot some guns and then decide if you like them

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
hit em with the 12 gauge bucket
Chicken nugget

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
chicken nugget buckets.

The McNugget Bucket™

all you gotta do is bring a big ol 5 gallon bucket up to the register and say, "fill er up", and they will no what's up.

The real secret is to stomp em down like wine grapes to maximize your nuggets per bucket.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








no goku voted 1

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
get the gun then kill your whole family

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I think pistol-grip shotguns are cool looking but I'll bet they're not as easy to shoot as other shotguns.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
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Yes, OP.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I think pistol-grip shotguns are cool looking but I'll bet they're not as easy to shoot as other shotguns.

They have worse recoil and are harder to aim. They absolutely look better, though.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If you go to the gun store just before closing theyre usually giving away the day old guns

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

If you go to the gun store just before closing theyre usually giving away the day old guns

lol

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Hey OP, have you gone and gently caress yourself yet for no Goku?

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

why would you want to spend money buying a gun when you can just 3d print one at home??

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

ill sell you a genuine italian beretta, only $500

i can get a pawn shop or gun store to transfer it for us

e: pm or reply

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
This video will solve all your problems. All you need is $5:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX3NfSkPJKg

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Have you considered going a bit classier with it and getting a ww1 artillery cannon instead op?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
They’re a bit pricier but people will take you way more seriously if you drop the cash for it

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
POPCORN

GET YOUR POPCORN RIGHT HERE

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
don't buy a gun, steal a gun

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Soup du Journey posted:

don't buy a gun, steal a gun

I remember this from mid 80s arcade game intros

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




If you're thinking about buying a gun, jerk off instead. If after reaching completion, you still want to buy a gun, jerk off again. Keep jerking off until the desire to acquire a firearm passes. If you beat your dick into a bloody pulp until it falls off, join the NRA.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've been eating up the marlin 1895 lately. It's lever action so I can fire it left handed. The barrel is short so I can attach it to my backpack and not have it catching on everything, and it's also short enough to point into my own mouth without much trouble.

https://www.marlinfirearms.com/lever-action/model-1895-big-bore/model-1895-trapper

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Having a gun in the house is probably a bad idea. Is there a waiting period on a walmart shotgun? Could always just test drive one at a shooting range.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Everything looks way cooler with a pistol grip imo

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’m a big hippie liberal whatever from New England, even I think shooting is hella fun. If you don’t have a family to protect with your .45, at least protect your bong.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
if you live in america and dont have a gun you're loving worthless

plape tickler
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Smashing a head in with bat is more satisfying, don't be a pussy.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I spent like 800 dollars on a gun years ago, shot it like 10 times over about 2 years and gave it to my brother since I couldn't bring it to Europe. It was one of many dumb expensive purchases I've made without thinking it through. It's a cool gun at least though.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

John_A_Tallon posted:

You should go shoot some guns and then decide if you like them

If everyone did this then everyone would have guns because firing them is a blast

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"I own a gun and don't suffer from erectile dysfunction"
-said by nobody ever

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Just print one op

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Kazak posted:

If everyone did this then everyone would have guns because firing them is a blast

It has to be a big/powerful gun though. My first time was with a 22LR rifle my dad had and it felt like barely a step above shooting a BB gun. It wasn't until I shot some guy's AK47 (the semi-auto kind obviously) that I realized how fun they can be.

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