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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Holy poo poo I remembered to make a GDT this week! It helps that I’m not wondering around Ikea :downs:

Here’s the schedule, as usual.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



first

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
gently caress the Yankees

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It'd be cool if the Cubs could be this bad team today.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Sydin posted:

It'd be cool if the Cubs could be this bad team today.

Quoting in agreement before you edit out “be”.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Note to self do not try to post first thing after an hour of biking home from work in 100 degree heat. :negative:

Please don't be bad today Cubs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
It'd be nice if the Cubs could trounce a bad team for a change.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Off days after you've thrashed the Yankees are cool and good.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ahahaha Cubs finally escape a series with Bucknor and Hernandez, only for the very next one to have Joe West as the crew chief :shepicide:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Standing ovation for Zobrist :unsmith:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Standing ovation for Zobrist :unsmith:

That was a nice moment.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Wei-yin Chen still pitches? Good to see the Cardinals getting one hit by him

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Standing ovation for Zobrist :unsmith:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
This loving team :negative:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Was that a blan?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
I really dumb and meaningless blan, yeah.

Second time a Royal has hit it right to where the SS should be the ~the shift~

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Mustached Demon posted:

Was that a blan?

He was probably actually safe, but it'd be a coinflip as to whether or not it got overturned

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Is there anything Javy CAN'T do? :swoon:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
holy moly javy :swoon:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Is there anything Javy CAN'T do? :swoon:

Pitch sadly

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sigh:

Can't even beat the loving Royals

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

:sigh:

Can't even beat the loving Royals

After the dominant performance we had against the Padres, is it surprising?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
It's the second inning

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Poque posted:

It's the second inning

I know isn't it sad how you can tell exactly how the Cubs offense is going to perform by watching them go once through the order?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Quick someone fly their bats down. Should get there by oh the 8th.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Mike Zunino sighting

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Every time someone slides into 2nd or 3rd now I just assume he was off the bag for .00003 seconds and it's gonna be challenged and overturned.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Engel, jesus what a catch

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Javy can be so goddamn frustrating sometimes.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
LOL Zobrist gonna die on third.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Your Taint posted:

LOL Zobrist gonna die on third.

So it was written

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
WHY DO YOU KEEP loving SWINGING AT GARBAGE YOU ASSHOLES???

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Yeah that was literally the only way Cubs were going to score

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I'll loving take it

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Benzo heard us and ran home himself

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Tarp time :(

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
So how many times does this guy have to throw a billion sliders in a row before a Cubs hitter sees a low pitch and thinks "hmm that's probably a slider" and lays off of it instead of swinging at the loving dirt?

:lol: rain delay

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
They keep chasing that pitch.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

So how many times does this guy have to throw a billion sliders in a row before a Cubs hitter sees a low pitch and thinks "hmm that's probably a slider" and lays off of it instead of swinging at the loving dirt?

:lol: rain delay

The pitcher shouldn't throw anything but that pitch. It's ridiculous.

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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

the popes toes posted:

Engel, jesus what a catch

https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/1026639441786531840?s=21

Lmao

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