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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of death: Pretentiousness


"Don't worry big dog, you don't need to by my partner. I'll figure something out."
*figures out that he'll get beaten and pinned if he tries to take on two guys by himself*

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


I feel like this feud had significantly cooled down Rollins and I feel like that was probably the point.

a bitchin jetski
Jun 20, 2018


Roman's cardio is so bad that they had to give him an hour long break between the singles and tag match he had rather than doing the now-standard "it's a tag match playa!" after a run in.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/s...649139868774401

DangerDummy!
Jul 6, 2009


CobiWann posted:

She's 13, and it's really only been since March that she's dipped her toe into horror movies. It also helps that she's the one telling ME to cover my eyes during a nude scene. Our movie watching sessions tend to devolve into MST3K style stuff, save the latter half of Halloween when she was absolutely glued to the screen.

Sounds like an awesome time! We just watched Tremors recently, and she loved it enough to watch all the sequels (yikes). I think we'll just stick with creature features for awhile. As much as I love old school slashers, they just seem way too nihilistic for a pre-teen.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



boar guy posted:

two thoughts on RAW:

1. was there ever less of a pop for a match ending than ziggler pinning rollins. i have always like ziggler's in ring style but hes just a heat vacuum. should have been born 20 years earlier

Even Cole sounded deflated with that win.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of death: Pretentiousness


https://i.imgur.com/Z1n4gvE.gifv

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

I can't believe Saudi Arabia is threatening to 9/11 Canada. Good job Sami Zayn.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Aphrodite posted:

Even Cole sounded deflated with that win.

He didn't know Ziggler was the legal man, possibly because he wasn't?

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

But at least we advanced the Seth vs Drew/Ziggler storyline by showing that he uh, still can't beat them 1v2, which...proves...something something...Summerslam!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

I'm gonna pull a Foochs here and say that since they mentioned Ambrose, he'll definitely be Seth's partner for Summerslam or run in to get Seth the win if it's 1 on 1 for the title. Or run in to screw Seth and turn heel anyway.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007




lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

I want Jason Jordan to come out as Rollins partner then when he's halfway down the ramp Ambrose's music hits and ol' Deano comes out and beats Jordan half to death before giving Seth a fistbump and then he gets pinned by a Ziggler roll up in 9 minutes

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



bradzilla posted:

I'm gonna pull a Foochs here and say that since they mentioned Ambrose, he'll definitely be Seth's partner for Summerslam or run in to get Seth the win if it's 1 on 1 for the title. Or run in to screw Seth and turn heel anyway.

Yeah that was like the WWE equivalent of when a TV show's Previously On has a character who's been gone for a bunch of episodes in it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!



Is Kurt Angle on a ten second delay?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


I have never been this unexcited for Summerslam.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS


heyman is next level

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Joe vs Styles should be a good match but that and those 3 are about it. God is WWE dismal.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Oh and at least one of those three probably wont happen because vinceflex dot jpg ensures that nothing will be good, it will always be bad.

At least I'm going to another house show soon. House shows are good.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

God is dead, true love is a lie, and the yard belongs to the Big Dog.

OH IT'S TRUE. IT'S DAMN TRUE.


Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Professor Funk posted:

Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

Who?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

PONYTAR
PONYTAR
PONYTAR




projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Miz/Bryan will be fire but apart from that I really don't care

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Last two won't happen, first one will be pre-show

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...



Some loser who tapped out to Carmella I think

cavallingus
Apr 23, 2010

Where the fuck did I leave that issue of GQ?

projecthalaxy posted:

-Becky winning the title
lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


IcePhoenix posted:

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

i got a bad feeling that brock retains

Von_Doom
Sep 11, 2001

die Endlosung der JudenKroganer


IcePhoenix posted:

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

They need to redo the R Truth WWE gif with Carmella and just use that at the end of every PPV.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


boar guy posted:

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

Downside of the women's division until/unless tag titles happen is there's no midcard belt consolation prize for losers

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



https://twitter.com/projectciampa/s...8754685952?s=21


Gee, somebody's humble

Edit: Gotta give Ciampa credit for the BlackHeart nickname. I'm pretty sure the only person with less body fat on his body than him is Ghost Rider.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at Aug 7, 2018 around 17:23

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Needs more HDR filter

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Needs more HDR filter

I want to see every strand of that beard so help me god

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Blaise330 posted:

I want to see every strand of that beard so help me god

lol soon it's gonna get so dark all we will able to make out in the picture will be the white streak in the beard

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



boar guy posted:

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

Those royal rumble wins didn't even buy them 6 full months of relevance.

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Jul 25, 2007
Internet Appreciation

I haven't watched the product in years, why is Chompa no longer Prince Nana's shitbird indy geek we used to make fun of

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007



is pepsi ok posted:

Those royal rumble wins didn't even buy them 6 full months of relevance.

The Royal Rumble is the new ARMBAR

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

jesus WEP posted:

I want Jason Jordan to come out as Rollins partner then when he's halfway down the ramp Ambrose's music hits and ol' Deano comes out and beats Jordan half to death before giving Seth a fistbump and then he gets pinned by a Ziggler roll up in 9 minutes

This post is a roller coaster of emotions.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Professor Funk posted:

Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

The rumors are that she will be facing Carmella tonight and being added into the Summerslam match. It makes sense since Carmella isnt booked for anything else.

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