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Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
"Don't worry big dog, you don't need to by my partner. I'll figure something out."
*figures out that he'll get beaten and pinned if he tries to take on two guys by himself*

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I feel like this feud had significantly cooled down Rollins and I feel like that was probably the point.

a bitchin jetski
Jun 20, 2018

by SA Support Robot
Roman's cardio is so bad that they had to give him an hour long break between the singles and tag match he had rather than doing the now-standard "it's a tag match playa!" after a run in.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1026649139868774401

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

CobiWann posted:

She's 13, and it's really only been since March that she's dipped her toe into horror movies. It also helps that she's the one telling ME to cover my eyes during a nude scene. Our movie watching sessions tend to devolve into MST3K style stuff, save the latter half of Halloween when she was absolutely glued to the screen.

Sounds like an awesome time! We just watched Tremors recently, and she loved it enough to watch all the sequels (yikes). I think we'll just stick with creature features for awhile. As much as I love old school slashers, they just seem way too nihilistic for a pre-teen.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

boar guy posted:

two thoughts on RAW:

1. was there ever less of a pop for a match ending than ziggler pinning rollins. i have always like ziggler's in ring style but hes just a heat vacuum. should have been born 20 years earlier

Even Cole sounded deflated with that win.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
https://i.imgur.com/Z1n4gvE.gifv

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I can't believe Saudi Arabia is threatening to 9/11 Canada. Good job Sami Zayn.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Aphrodite posted:

Even Cole sounded deflated with that win.

He didn't know Ziggler was the legal man, possibly because he wasn't?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
But at least we advanced the Seth vs Drew/Ziggler storyline by showing that he uh, still can't beat them 1v2, which...proves...something something...Summerslam!!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm gonna pull a Foochs here and say that since they mentioned Ambrose, he'll definitely be Seth's partner for Summerslam or run in to get Seth the win if it's 1 on 1 for the title. Or run in to screw Seth and turn heel anyway.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I want Jason Jordan to come out as Rollins partner then when he's halfway down the ramp Ambrose's music hits and ol' Deano comes out and beats Jordan half to death before giving Seth a fistbump and then he gets pinned by a Ziggler roll up in 9 minutes

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

bradzilla posted:

I'm gonna pull a Foochs here and say that since they mentioned Ambrose, he'll definitely be Seth's partner for Summerslam or run in to get Seth the win if it's 1 on 1 for the title. Or run in to screw Seth and turn heel anyway.

Yeah that was like the WWE equivalent of when a TV show's Previously On has a character who's been gone for a bunch of episodes in it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Is Kurt Angle on a ten second delay?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I have never been this unexcited for Summerslam.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
heyman is next level

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Joe vs Styles should be a good match but that and those 3 are about it. God is WWE dismal.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Oh and at least one of those three probably wont happen because vinceflex dot jpg ensures that nothing will be good, it will always be bad.

At least I'm going to another house show soon. House shows are good.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Professor Funk posted:

Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

Who?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Miz/Bryan will be fire but apart from that I really don't care

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Almas and Vega vs Rusev and Lana
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

Last two won't happen, first one will be pre-show

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Some loser who tapped out to Carmella I think

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

projecthalaxy posted:

-Becky winning the title
lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

projecthalaxy posted:

List of things that i am excited for at summerslam:
-Becky winning the title
-the end of the Bork Lazer nightmare

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

IcePhoenix posted:

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

i got a bad feeling that brock retains

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

IcePhoenix posted:

I feel like at least one of these will not happen

They need to redo the R Truth WWE gif with Carmella and just use that at the end of every PPV.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


boar guy posted:

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

Downside of the women's division until/unless tag titles happen is there's no midcard belt consolation prize for losers

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
https://twitter.com/projectciampa/status/1026833788754685952?s=21


Gee, somebody's humble

Edit: Gotta give Ciampa credit for the BlackHeart nickname. I'm pretty sure the only person with less body fat on his body than him is Ghost Rider.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Aug 7, 2018

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Needs more HDR filter

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Needs more HDR filter

I want to see every strand of that beard so help me god

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Blaise330 posted:

I want to see every strand of that beard so help me god

lol soon it's gonna get so dark all we will able to make out in the picture will be the white streak in the beard

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

boar guy posted:

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

Those royal rumble wins didn't even buy them 6 full months of relevance.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I haven't watched the product in years, why is Chompa no longer Prince Nana's shitbird indy geek we used to make fun of

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

is pepsi ok posted:

Those royal rumble wins didn't even buy them 6 full months of relevance.

The Royal Rumble is the new ARMBAR

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

jesus WEP posted:

I want Jason Jordan to come out as Rollins partner then when he's halfway down the ramp Ambrose's music hits and ol' Deano comes out and beats Jordan half to death before giving Seth a fistbump and then he gets pinned by a Ziggler roll up in 9 minutes

This post is a roller coaster of emotions.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Professor Funk posted:

Also is Asuka just not going to be on the card at all? Or do we think she is going to get thrown into the Women's title match? Because if it's the former that absolutely astonishing.

The rumors are that she will be facing Carmella tonight and being added into the Summerslam match. It makes sense since Carmella isnt booked for anything else.

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