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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Wazzu posted:

Only if TJ Wilson is allowed to agent and book the match. I have no faith in anybody else to do the job even remotely correctly.

It will be Johnny Ace who books the match. That's how we know it'll be bad by default.

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fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018


Psychepath posted:

So what's Cena up to?

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status...e-chan-photo%2F

Oh. Oh dear. Getting that Steiner body.

He's looking real jacked baby

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Cena with a full head of hair is weird as gently caress.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

ME BOSS
YOU NOT


JT Smiley posted:

Cena with a full head of hair is weird as gently caress.

It ain't that full if you see it from the back

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


DarkstarIV posted:

It will be Johnny Ace who books the match. That's how we know it'll be bad by default.

Wasn't Johnny like, really good at this poo poo back in the day? What happened?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Psychepath posted:

So what's Cena up to?

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status...e-chan-photo%2F

Oh. Oh dear. Getting that Steiner body.

He looks like a defective Randy Orton clone.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon


Nap Ghost

...John Cena is a sexy good looking man...no homo.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


VJeff posted:

Wasn't Johnny like, really good at this poo poo back in the day? What happened?

Johnny was never good.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

I've hacked into the most secret government and corporate secrets.



DarkstarIV posted:

Johnny was never good.

Let me tell you about a little team called the Dynamic Dudes!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


John Cena trying to shrink his genitals into nothingness!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Psychepath posted:

So what's Cena up to?

https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status...e-chan-photo%2F

Oh. Oh dear. Getting that Steiner body.

I have no clue what he's trying to accomplish with that hair

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


boar guy posted:

didn't take 'em very long to nakamura asuka, did it

Wait does she have a vulva punching gimmick now?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Unless something drastically changes in the next two weeks, this will be the first time since 2003 that John Cena isn't on the SummerSlam card. That's pretty crazy, especially since there's been zero hints about him wrestling or even appearing on the show.

The end of the Cena era really snuck up on us, huh

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


DarkstarIV posted:

The rumors are that [Asuka] will be facing Carmella tonight and being added into the Summerslam match. It makes sense since Carmella isnt booked for anything else.

I'm sorry for you that this did not happen

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Smackdown results added to the OP - watch the main event tag match, it rules!

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


Benne posted:

Unless something drastically changes in the next two weeks, this will be the first time since 2003 that John Cena isn't on the SummerSlam card. That's pretty crazy, especially since there's been zero hints about him wrestling or even appearing on the show.

The end of the Cena era really snuck up on us, huh

lmao remember cena vs corbin?

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


WWE put on a good TV match! When the gently caress is the last time that happened?!

Benne posted:

Unless something drastically changes in the next two weeks, this will be the first time since 2003 that John Cena isn't on the SummerSlam card. That's pretty crazy, especially since there's been zero hints about him wrestling or even appearing on the show.

The end of the Cena era really snuck up on us, huh

He quietly broke a six year losing streak when he beat Corbin in the opener last year too.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I
*snap*
OHHHH HECKUMS


Jerusalem posted:

Smackdown results added to the OP - watch the main event tag match, it rules!

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

As if there was any doubt where this was going



I do kinda wish I got a Y2AJ shirt though...

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Whoolighams posted:

As if there was any doubt where this was going



I do kinda wish I got a Y2AJ shirt though...

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


Oh poo poo a Boss Hogg t-shirt?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


GODDAMNIT

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I would be totally into that team name and shirt if I still gave an iota of fucks about either Sasha or Bayley

Seams
Feb 3, 2005


boss and hug connection is an awful name.

Saint Freak
Apr 15, 2007



I died on fleek, and so am cursed to roam the Earth forever, eternally on fleek...


Buglord

Gonz posted:

GODDAMNIT

Too slow

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Benne posted:

I would be totally into that team name and shirt if I still gave an iota of fucks about either Sasha or Bayley

Same tbh.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Benne posted:

I would be totally into that team name and shirt if I still gave an iota of fucks about either Sasha or Bayley

They'll likely be jobbing to Becky/Charlotte at Evolution over the tag titles or something. And then explode again.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

Almanya önde!
Bir başka hedef!
Sonsuz şef Löw için zafer!


Whoolighams posted:

As if there was any doubt where this was going



I do kinda wish I got a Y2AJ shirt though...
I loved the giant sigh by Graves right after Cole said that name out loud on Raw.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

I bet you'll be shocked to learn that 205 Live opened with Lucha House Party vs. some grumpy white guys who don't like having fun!

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

That tag match was loving great, and I enjoyed it deeply, and I want to just be more excited for more of it.

But The Usos feuded with and lost the titles to The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, and then the Bludgeon Brothers showed up and won the belts, and now they're going to be defending them against The New Day, who earned their shot by defeating The Bar and The Usos.

It's not like I don't adore them, they're two of the best teams in wrestling history, but it's been this constant back and forth for like a year and a half now and I was really enjoying the tag team championship not involving those same two teams forever.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


CarlCX posted:

That tag match was loving great, and I enjoyed it deeply, and I want to just be more excited for more of it.

But The Usos feuded with and lost the titles to The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, and then the Bludgeon Brothers showed up and won the belts, and now they're going to be defending them against The New Day, who earned their shot by defeating The Bar and The Usos.

It's not like I don't adore them, they're two of the best teams in wrestling history, but it's been this constant back and forth for like a year and a half now and I was really enjoying the tag team championship not involving those same two teams forever.

Zayn/Owens should have taught the audience that when they chant "fight forever" watching a match, WWE takes that as a challenge and you never get to see its participants advance beyond that

JK!
May 10, 2007

Five Feet of Fury


DarkstarIV posted:

They'll likely be jobbing to Becky/Charlotte at Evolution over the tag titles or something. And then explode again.

So, Bayley and Sasha will definitely be winning the titles and holding them for a very long time. Got it.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



Benne posted:

The end of the Cena era really snuck up on us, huh

He's been jobbing for a while, but honestly.....it's never seemed satisfying. Never had that cathartic, this-is-the-end loss. Just all of a sudden started getting put down by one finisher by, like, everyone.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


JK! posted:

So, Bayley and Sasha will definitely be winning the titles and holding them for a very long time. Got it.

Eh, doubt it. I know you are making fun of me with that, but Charlotte is already a 7x women's champion (and they'll probably have her break Trish's record at Wrestlemania next year against Ronda). And they seem to love giving Charlotte first time ever accolades.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


CarlCX posted:

That tag match was loving great, and I enjoyed it deeply, and I want to just be more excited for more of it.

But The Usos feuded with and lost the titles to The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, who then took the titles back from The Usos, who then took the titles back from The New Day, and then the Bludgeon Brothers showed up and won the belts, and now they're going to be defending them against The New Day, who earned their shot by defeating The Bar and The Usos.

It's not like I don't adore them, they're two of the best teams in wrestling history, but it's been this constant back and forth for like a year and a half now and I was really enjoying the tag team championship not involving those same two teams forever.

Meh, I feel the same as I did during the record breaking reign: as long as the New Day keep being the most entertaining thing on their show, I really don't care if they're in the title scene forever.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Anyone else watching that Miz & Mrs show? It's pretty entertaining.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018


Is there going to be a musical performance at SS this year?

I think they should get Humpty Hump

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Miz's cheapness and obsession with haggling makes me cringe

Phenix Rising
Oct 24, 2005

TOUGH GUUUUUY


D.N. Nation posted:

He's been jobbing for a while, but honestly.....it's never seemed satisfying. Never had that cathartic, this-is-the-end loss. Just all of a sudden started getting put down by one finisher by, like, everyone.

He's honestly had several "this is the end" losses where he looked sad, left his arm band in the ring, gave a speech that sounded like the end... only to just show up again and have it all be ignored.

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


D.N. Nation posted:

He's been jobbing for a while, but honestly.....it's never seemed satisfying. Never had that cathartic, this-is-the-end loss. Just all of a sudden started getting put down by one finisher by, like, everyone.

Remember when they threw away Roman vs. Cena at No Mercy and it loving sucked because they laid it out (and Brock vs. Braun) specifically to build Roman vs. Brock at WM34?

The amount of poo poo they sacrificed for that match just to have Brock win clean and keep the reign going is dizzying.

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