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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





The first ĎAí in ACAB doesnít stand for some.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Insertnamehere31 posted:

I like it because I think it fits his character. Either he buys into his own hype so much that he sings his own theme song to hype himself up, or his ego is so fragile and overinflated that he has to reaffirm that he's in the top 1% at all times.

How does he look simultaneously insanely ripped and emaciated at the same time

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I loving hate you guys for not letting me enjoy Mustafa Ali. Seriously hate.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I loving hate you guys for not letting me enjoy Mustafa Ali. Seriously hate.

things will be easier when you become a broken hate golem like the rest of us on these dead gay forums

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Donít hate us foochs, hate that American policing is so rotten that all who enter into it inherently become foot shoulders of white supremacy regardless of individual intentions or motives.

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


SamuraiFoochs posted:

I loving hate you guys for not letting me enjoy Mustafa Ali. Seriously hate.

Says the guy who says he loving hates Drew "never been a cop" Gulak.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Jeremy Corbyn has been made the subject of an official complaint to the Labour party over his suggestion in 2013 that some British Zionists do not understand 'English irony'.

Are you offended?

Why not put in a complaint?




SamuraiFoochs posted:

I loving hate you guys for not letting me enjoy Mustafa Ali. Seriously hate.

Fascist enablers are not good people hth

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Incessant Excess posted:

I swear they must have different people putting together tag matches versus singles matches, those are almost always so drat dull by comparison.

[quietly, under my breath] tag team matches are always more entertaining than singles matches

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

bartok posted:

Says the guy who says he loving hates Drew "never been a cop" Gulak.

I don't hate Drew, his current gimmick and ring style do him a disservice. Now this past week was actually really good! His promo on Cedric was good and stood out.

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



SamuraiFoochs posted:

I loving hate you guys for not letting me enjoy Mustafa Ali. Seriously hate.

Woah now lets not say things we can't take back

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


People on the internet should never have a say in what you do or don't enjoy.

Source: I liked Jinder for probably six months past when it wasn't funny anymore.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold



but it was never funny

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Raskolnikov38 posted:

but it was never funny

So they liked him for six months

The math checks out

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Raskolnikov38 posted:

but it was never funny

That's what was so funny about it!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


SamuraiFoochs posted:

I don't hate Drew, his current gimmick and ring style do him a disservice. Now this past week was actually really good! His promo on Cedric was good and stood out.

His ring style is extremely perfect for his gimmick. Not to mention how good of a worker he truly is.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn

who were those guys the bludgeon boys beat up?

they seemed pretty cool and i was enjoying their workout routine during the commercial

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Mustafa Ali owns and I don't give half a poo poo if he was a cop because right now he's an awesome wrestler.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


Why did he stop being a cop? Did he also realize ACAB?

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


Billzasilver posted:

Why did he stop being a cop? Did he also realize ACAB?

Yes.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Dimebags Brain posted:

foot shoulders of white supremacy

Sounds painful.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

The_Rob posted:

His ring style is extremely perfect for his gimmick. Not to mention how good of a worker he truly is.

Agree, what I meant when I was criticizing it was that it's literally the same style and gimmick possessed by like 4 other people on the already small 205 roster.


But according to people ITT that's not real. Also he's not actually a nice dude who does a ton of awesome stuff for fans on social media. HHH doesn't actually like wrestling. NXT is just a smokescreen. Nothing matters. Everyone is terrible except me. Give in to the abyss.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Hell yah everything is darkness (also Ali rules and drew rules)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Give in to the abyss.
I would, but every time I try, I just find some rear end in a top hat lawyer.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Agree, what I meant when I was criticizing it was that it's literally the same style and gimmick possessed by like 4 other people on the already small 205 roster.

Agreed on this, at least. It was his gimmick well before he ever came to NXT, though, but I do wish he was still at least sort of doing the PowerPoint Drew Gulak stuff on the show instead of just Twitter.

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



In something not even close to relevant!


"CDAN" posted:

Blind Items Revealed #1
July 31, 2018

Publicly, this A- list entertainer/reality star is saying the right things about taking time for herself and this and that. The thing is though, she has already been doing that for six months and has a co-worker she has been seeing for about two months. Same company, but way different job description than the last co-worker. This one is an executive. They are both trying to keep it hush hush.

Nikki Bella

Confirmed Nikki Bella is dating Kevin Dunn!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

ATTENTION HOTLINE FANS!

There is hot news circulating about your favorite or most hated promotion or wrestler, but because of the sensitivity of these scoops I can't talk about them here on Something Awful.

To get the low down exclusive, call my hotline now!


Jiro posted:

In something not even close to relevant!


Confirmed Nikki Bella is dating Kevin Dunn!

Nope Lego head man

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


SamuraiFoochs posted:

Agree, what I meant when I was criticizing it was that it's literally the same style and gimmick possessed by like 4 other people on the already small 205 roster.

I completely agree and that's a (pretty severe!) failing of the arrangement of the 205 Live roster, more than anything else. Brian Kendrick shouldn't be a no-fun white guy, he should be the scheming vindictive rear end in a top hat he was he was feuding with Tozawa (probably the best feud of pre-reboot 205 Live?) and Jack Gallagher shouldn't be a goddamn heel at all and his turn is literally the biggest non-Enzo related failing of the entire brand.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

But according to people ITT that's not real. Also he's not actually a nice dude who does a ton of awesome stuff for fans on social media. HHH doesn't actually like wrestling. NXT is just a smokescreen. Nothing matters. Everyone is terrible except me. Give in to the abyss.

Aphrodite's just saying that so they don't have to admit Cedric is as entertaining as a block of wood, Buddy Murphy is a dime store Kenny Omega and Ali should be champion way before either of them.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


Jiro posted:

In something not even close to relevant!


Confirmed Nikki Bella is dating Kevin Dunn!
Well now we know they're pulling poo poo out their arse; nobody on planet Earth would ever call Nikki Bella an A-lister.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Mustafa Ali is a minority, and therefore literally can't be racist, or part of an oppressive police system (given the inherent power imbalance caused by his race), so if everyone could stop ragging on him (in a very racist manner) that would be great

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

andey...


That blind blog loving sucks rear end for naming every single nobody a B-list star at the lowest. a youtube man with 100k subscribers is a b-list celebrity

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



rovert posted:

Nope Lego head man

Dunn was definitely a joke post, cause it's not hard to find a list of who the executives are. My guess was Michael Luisi the head of WWE Studios.


Even better Brian Flinn! Chief Marketing and Communications Officer, also confirmed living Ken Doll.





I am really bored at work.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness


I thought lego head man was giant forehead man.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014



It's Johnny Ace.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



Fan of Britches

Jiro posted:

Dunn was definitely a joke post, cause it's not hard to find a list of who the executives are. My guess was Michael Luisi the head of WWE Studios.


Even better Brian Flinn! Chief Marketing and Communications Officer, also confirmed living Ken Doll.





I am really bored at work.

It's Vincent Kennedy McMahon

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Faustian Bargain posted:

It's Johnny Ace.

Post/av combo make it extra hilarabad.

That's............just sad and gross.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Marquis de Pyro posted:

Mustafa Ali is a minority, and therefore literally can't be racist, or part of an oppressive police system (given the inherent power imbalance caused by his race), so if everyone could stop ragging on him (in a very racist manner) that would be great

Excuse me he's Pakistani, his race is the largest one on the planet.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Heard Nikki Bella has been showing people child porn while in the writers room on Rick & Morty

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Midnightghoul posted:

Heard Nikki Bella has been showing people child porn while in the writers room on Rick & Morty

Nikki Bella has been Dan Harmon this whole time! She's a really talented makeup/effects artist. It's basically the only way you can tell her apart from Brie.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



She was a B lister in that last Cena post. Nikki raised her profile quick.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


rovert posted:

Nope Lego head man

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