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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"He also hosts a video show that consists entirely of him screaming incoherently while sweating so much that he permanently warps the floorboards."

"he instead has a very small, non-functioning cotton candy machine staffed by several somewhat larger circus clowns?"

hahaha

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Vato posted:

What do you like writing about, Lowtax? Honest question.

tax cuts i imagine :smug:

anyways *glances around room* i need conversation peices

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
imagine lowtax smoking grisly pipes & writing prose in his writing shed, by a welsh bog, wall & roof hemed in by gales of inspiration

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ban the merry andrew!! hurl a cud at the voluptuous shock jock!!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

u think intelligence = wealth

lmao

are u smart. i have a rep for being a spaz

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zeluth posted:

Ants are terrible unless you like the queen.

i wish i was smart enough to get what u mean by ants :/

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I did it! Two updates in two days! In today's article, I definitively solve the problem of gun violence in America! This is because I have a really smart brain.

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/endgun-violence/

im going to buy more hooch...then ill read themse ;)

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Alex Jones is basically a fire-and-brimstone preacher for atheists

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"Our freedom-loving, slave-owning Founding Fathers decided to flee England in 1776"

heh he heh

" Most gun violence is due to either personal disagreements regarding personal hygiene, or with the main goal of causing a person who was previously living to become dead.

hahahaha

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