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For the record, the sisterhood of the traveling pants really sucked.
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Aug 8, 2018 15:16
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Take the state job. This is someone offering you a ladder out of the well.
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Aug 10, 2018 15:43
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Phil Moscowitz posted:lmfao Rack ‘em.
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Aug 15, 2018 02:14
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Everyone knows that Jews are Mets fans.
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Aug 16, 2018 21:04
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Doc review is super boring, no stress, and decently lucrative. It’s pretty great.
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Aug 18, 2018 18:29
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Look Sir Droids posted:Lol never heard anyone describe doc review as lucrative. Pittsburgh has a ridiculously low cost of living, my live-in ex-wife makes good money, I sold my house, and even with one week off out of every 4 I’m making more than my PD colleagues with 5-6 years experience. My company is $26 unlicensed, $32 licensed with no OT limit.
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Aug 18, 2018 19:50
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Puppy Dog Pals is stupid because my daughter watches Vampirina on DisneyJr on my laptop and instead of going to the next episode, it forces PDP on her and she gets pissed until I change it.
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Aug 19, 2018 14:30
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Update to my ethical issue. IANAL but this seems like a good call
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Aug 21, 2018 15:25
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These recent posts remind me that I'm so glad I never have to look at descriptions of child porn or sex assault photos ever again. I'm happy looking at millions of insurance/banking documents over and over again.
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Aug 24, 2018 18:17
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My review company asked me to mail in my key until a new project comes online. At least I can get to work on my Netflix/Hulu/Amazon backlog.
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Aug 27, 2018 20:28
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Vox Nihili posted:Oh my god it was all real, wasn't it? So cripplingly real.
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Aug 28, 2018 01:10
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Discendo Vox posted:OK, another question related to my earlier one. Do any of you deal with case or document management systems at work, what do you use, and what should people looking into that software area know? I’ve used CLIO and LegalEdge. CLIO is dope but LegalEdge made me want to slit my wrists. Same for OnBase.
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Aug 30, 2018 01:30
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Discendo Vox posted:Tell me more, please. What context, and what made things dope or miserable? I used CLIO for the two years I did clinic. It was awesome for document automation, keeping client files organized, being able to work from anywhere, and a really easy interface. The downside is that it’s a little expensive. LegalEdge was designed to work on WindowsXP, has terrible functionality, and I think is only used by PD offices because it’s cheap. Same with OnBase.
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Aug 30, 2018 03:31
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ActusRhesus posted:Also. The pacific has terrifying spiders. I found a huge rear end spider in my house in Japan. Kinda wanted to just turn over the keys and be all “your house now 8 legged friend.” Dear god yes. I was stationed at Misawa for 3 years and it was nothing but snow, spiders, and drunk fishermen.
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Aug 31, 2018 16:11
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ActusRhesus posted:But did you go to Turtle Sushi? I don’t think that was there when I was there. I usually hung out at Torimasa, My Place, and the legendary Forevers when I was there July 2002 - May 2005. One night I was out at the Wood Company listening to Japanese dudes jam out and stop playing a second before I turned to my buddy and said “That chick is hot” in reference to our ENS watch officer. The guy she was there with, a Lt. jg on another shift gave me the dirtiest look. Mr. Nice! posted:Toona isn't old enough for that to work either, I don't think. I'm still able to enjoy the story. I was 21-24 when I was there so it works for me.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:11
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Eminent Domain posted:God when I was at the public defender's office in Plaquemines one of the attorneys bought me lunch and then talked about how the Jews did 9/11 the entire hour. Was their name something like Herbert Moon IV?
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Sep 13, 2018 14:46
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Dear Law Thread, I apologize if I have hurt you at any point this year and I humbly ask for your forgiveness. L’Shalom
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Sep 18, 2018 18:29
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I have an interview for a corporate intelligence job at a major national bank that likes to hire JDs. Maybe there is hope I’ll never have to practice.
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Sep 21, 2018 22:54
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Interview went super well and I think I’m ever so close to escaping becoming a lawyer.
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Sep 25, 2018 16:06
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blarzgh posted:You won't leave us will you?? Are you kidding? My self-loathing will power me to take the bar exam and contemplate practicing law and I’ll be relying on this thread to pull me off the ledge.
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Sep 25, 2018 20:49
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ActusRhesus posted:Also, toona. Never apologize for anything. Except sisterhood of the traveling pants. The gently caress were you thinking? Let's be honest, this entire thread knew what I was thinking.
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yronic heroism posted:Then Prudence gives surprisingly good advice. https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/dear-prudence-sexual-harassment-parents-friend-advice.html quote:"“I just want to be happy again” is a very good reason to quit something that makes you miserable and that you’ve only just started." 
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Oct 6, 2018 15:22
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Mr. Nice! posted:Assistant PD with 20+ years experience in florida is $72k. Florida has a search engine where you can punch in any state employee’s name and see what they’re paid, so I looked up a guy I know. The director of my former office makes 106k with 30+ years of experience. The top paid lawyers who are in their 60s-70s make 72-83k.
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Oct 7, 2018 00:53
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Don’t come to Pennsylvania.
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Oct 14, 2018 05:13
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Bar application filed, and I paid for bar prep. G-d have mercy on my soul.
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Oct 15, 2018 13:58
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I've seen more mediocre movies about a shared pair of pants than I have Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and The Hobbit combined.
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Oct 23, 2018 19:41
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The only thing I remember is part of it being set on Greece
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Oct 23, 2018 21:59
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My dentist was murdered for being a Jew. In 2018. What the actual gently caress, America
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Oct 28, 2018 19:44
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No, it was a building that housed Conservative and Reconstructionist sects. Lots of overlap with friends and such. Two special needs brothers who are involved with the same group as my daughter were also murdered as well as a 97 year old holocaust survivor. When I served on my temple board, we discussed about having our doors locked during services, but realized that that barrier is entirely antithetical to progressive Reform Judaism, but now I can foresee it happening and it’s loving awful.
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Oct 28, 2018 21:51
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Dude, we live in the US. It will never stop. This is the poo poo we live with. The turning point for my optimism was Sandy Hook. You’d think 2 dozen murdered kids would have changed the way we approach things but I would argue it’s gotten even worse.
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Oct 28, 2018 23:46
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In true Jewish fashion, I was talking to another guy from my temple about what happened and how the rabbi emeritus gave an interview and said that thankfully, services often have a late arriving crowd. He turned to me and deadpanned “Jewish time, now saving lives.”
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Oct 29, 2018 15:05
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That case was actually part of our casebook in 1L contracts
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Oct 29, 2018 20:33
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structural purist or gtfo
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Oct 30, 2018 00:57
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That just means that if someone gives me a black bean patty instead of some by G-d American beef, I have legal right to yeet that motherfucker out the window.
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Oct 30, 2018 10:06
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Mr. Nice! posted:She offered $50k but I wanted to see if I could get $55k. I told her I’m worth a tax credit and asked for $60k. She said $55k with a bump to $60k on April 1st next year. Looks like I have a job. Mazel Tov!
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Oct 30, 2018 22:14
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I’m in course to become a certified mediator and this seems vastly better than actually practicing law. Hope rises again.
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Nov 1, 2018 18:55
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blarzgh posted:I'm a qualified mediator because the Course was free to me and totaled like 3 years of carry-over CLE credit. Free to me is why I’m here. The instructor was one of my professors in a mediation class I took. Basically she said it would enable me to do the mandatory custody and divorce mediation, and some low level federal stuff like SEC disputes. She has a mediation firm and is willing to throw me a few bones.
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Nov 1, 2018 22:23
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Mr. Nice! posted:Won my hearing! 
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Early access to bar prep started today, and the only scheduled days off are Christmas Day (lol Jew) and New Years. With 3 months instead of 2, the daily schedule actually isn’t bad.
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