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with love from BYOB have this one pail of water, cali |
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Aug 8, 2018 18:19
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| *casually twirling a 3/4 full bucket of water with BYOB written on it* nice fire you got there, California. It'd be a real shame if something happened to it. | |
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Aug 8, 2018 18:21
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| *flipping the bucket around my arms, shoulders, legs like nunchaku* please ladies, there'll be plenty of time to have sex with me after I put these fires out. | |
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Aug 8, 2018 18:23
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*drinks water bottle in front of burning multimillon dollar mansion*
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Aug 8, 2018 18:37
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Oh, this? Just a bucketfull of water. We got plenty of these back home. You should probably think of getting some for yourselves, I can't be bringing buckets of water for you guys all the time like this. |
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Aug 8, 2018 18:54
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*me finally arriving in california after driving for three days straight, realizing i left the bucket of water at home*
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Aug 8, 2018 19:32
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*me standing on the curb waiting for the bucket. watching luvcow turn around in my driveway and head back towards home*
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Aug 8, 2018 19:34
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crowdsourcing water for my california water pail. get an envelope and address it: CALIFORNIA, USA ATTN: FIRE then put in under the tap until it's full, seal it and put it in the mail. you'll be doing your part to stop Big Fire. |
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Aug 8, 2018 21:32
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I'm having to restart the GoFundMe because I took a right too hard. Yes, the goal is higher this time, my upholstery was water damaged and my Starbucks latte got knocked over too. |
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Aug 8, 2018 21:57
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[compass in one hand, gardening hose in the other] the east coast's got your back, cali 
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Aug 8, 2018 22:23
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If everyone across the country faces the rising sun when we urinate then we will gradually shift moisture that direction
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Aug 8, 2018 22:55
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hey i think this guy is working for the fire! |
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Aug 8, 2018 23:01
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Dungeon Ecology posted:hey i think this guy is working for the fire!
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Aug 8, 2018 23:04
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*large truck arrives at the california fires with a giant load of piss filled water bottles* "courtesy of your friends at byob! you're welcome!"
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Aug 8, 2018 23:39
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Holding a bucket of water near a fire, chuckling to myself and asking if the refugees displaced by the inferno if they remember that bit from Zoolander but chuckling too hard to specify which bit |
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Aug 9, 2018 02:21
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Brought a bucket of water for the fire but an almond farmer had the rights to it |
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Aug 9, 2018 04:20
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I'd really love to bring a bucket of water to your fire or whatever, but I'm totally swamped right now. I've asked Margot to fax you a bucket ASAP, so I hope that helps. Keep in touch . . . we really need to do lunch soon. Kisses.
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Aug 9, 2018 04:48
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got stopped by the police on the way to the fire because they thought i was the infamous water smuggler Pablo Aquabar, now all my pails are in holding |
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Aug 9, 2018 10:33
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Firefighter: Oh, thank goodness you're here! this fire has burned 42,068 acres already! Let's use that bucket! Me: Hold up a sec. |
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Aug 9, 2018 15:26
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Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums: BYOB- Bucket of water. GBS- Bucket of water? PYF- Bucket of some really nice water from some of the most exotic places in the world. Arrives JUST IN TIME. Everyone is happy! FYAD- Bucket of high-octane fuel Games- Bucket of water in a medium level difficulty cage puzzle D&D- Still working on the definition of a bucket Ask/Tell- A bucket of water with instructions on how to use the bucket SH/SH & IYG collaboration- An iBucket, it sends an alert to your smartphone when the bucket 1) arrives, 2) is used, 3) needs a refill. It also shows the location of the nearest water sources, and the best places to deploy the bucket. Does not come with water. SAS- HOW THE HELL CAN A BUCKET MAKE IT PAST THE 44TH YARD LINE ON A HAT TRICK PLAY WHEN EVERYONE'S ON BASE? YOU CAN'T MAKE A THREE-POINTER UNDER THOSE FIELD CONDITIONS!!! Eventually a bucket, rendered almost useless from the beatings it took arrives. YLLS- All buckets submitted will have potable water in them (unless there's some other liquid in the bucket) GWS- A bucket of cucumber water with a lemon twist AI- A bucket that fills itself and drives itself to the fire. DIY- Plans on bucket making and how to divine for water PI- An elephant shows up with a trunk full of water TFR- A box of Super Soakers TCC- Bongs. Lots and lots of water-filled bongs. GIP- Veteran firefighters, first responders and anyone who's ever put out a fire before https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 9, 2018 15:41
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CSPAM - bucket of Piss with corresponding and very real Tape |
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Aug 9, 2018 17:08
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google THIS posted:Firefighter: Oh, thank goodness you're here! this fire has burned 42,068 acres already! Let's use that bucket! |
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Aug 9, 2018 17:38
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Splatmaster posted:Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums:
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Aug 9, 2018 18:01
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I am currently en route to California on a flight with water held in my cupped hands. I made it from my home to flight without losing a drop. I really hope this water makes it or else I'll have to ask the plane to turn around!
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Aug 9, 2018 18:10
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indyrenegade posted:I am currently en route to California on a flight with water held in my cupped hands. I made it from my home to flight without losing a drop. I really hope this water makes it or else I'll have to ask the plane to turn around! Travel Tips: 3-1-1 liquids rule. You are allowed to bring a quart-sized bag ofliquids, aerosols, gels, creams and pastes through the checkpoint. These are limited to 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less per item. This is also known as the 3-1-1 liquids rule. I do not fall for your ruse |
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Aug 9, 2018 18:19
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ferroque posted:Travel Tips: 3-1-1 liquids rule. You are allowed to bring a quart-sized bag ofliquids, aerosols, gels, creams and pastes through the checkpoint. These are limited to 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less per item. This is also known as the 3-1-1 liquids rule. My magnum dong showed my passport to United so I got on the plane just fine, THANK YOU
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Aug 9, 2018 18:28
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Splatmaster posted:Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums: YOSPOS - Self-driving car programmed, filled with water buckets, and dispatched from Silicon Valley to the fires. Crashes pretty much immediately on I-5. 
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Aug 9, 2018 19:10
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http://weneedwater.ytmnd.com/
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Aug 9, 2018 22:21
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angelposting: I give the firefighters a bucket with water in it psychoposting: I give the firefighters a bucket with myself in it
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Aug 9, 2018 22:29
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google THIS posted:Firefighter: Oh, thank goodness you're here! this fire has burned 42,068 acres already! Let's use that bucket!
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Aug 9, 2018 22:48
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Splatmaster posted:Things sent to California to assist with the fires, from the SA forums: 
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Aug 10, 2018 00:34
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Dungeon Ecology posted:YOSPOS - Self-driving car programmed, filled with water buckets, and dispatched from Silicon Valley to the fires. Crashes pretty much immediately on I-5. Set's a new fire, creator call fire fighters a bunch of pedos. ---------------- |
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Aug 10, 2018 03:15
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brought a bucket of water to cali, was sent back as homeopathically wrong. apparently I brought water with molecules of past fires in it, they needed water with molecules of water |
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Aug 10, 2018 03:37
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or molecules of firemen, that would have worked too |
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Aug 10, 2018 03:38
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Brought bucket of water to California. Bucket of water confiscated at border, because it contained hydro-oxalic acid and hydrogen hydroxide, considered to be cancer causing chemicals in California. |
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Aug 10, 2018 05:36
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haha what if the fire spreads to a weed field lol
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Aug 10, 2018 06:20
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i wish i was that firefighter, the one at the weed field that is
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Aug 10, 2018 06:20
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WindmillSlayer posted:i wish i was that firefighter, the one at the weed field that is heck, same |
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WindmillSlayer posted:haha what if the fire spreads to a weed field lol in california? unlikely |
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