we will bring a bucket of water to california

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Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Manifisto posted:

in california? unlikely

but imagine that tho. bunch of californians gwtting high on th weed smoke lmbo

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:07

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:23

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

pretty crazi i know XD

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# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:07

Manifisto

the californians I know are gentle creatures and would never imbibe the devil's lettuce

# ? Aug 10, 2018 14:17

FluffieDuckie

Manifisto posted:

the californians I know are gentle creatures and would never imbibe the devil's lettuce

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:15

cda: by Hand Knit

Actually, a fire at a weed field would be highly dangerous. Many lives would be lost.

# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*firefighter being burned to death in the middle of a weed field while having a hearty chuckle to himself* "this is just how jeff spicoli would want to go out... lol"

# ? Aug 10, 2018 19:29

Piso Mojado

youre supposed to fight fire with fire so I'm just going to bring a gallon of more fire

# ? Aug 11, 2018 00:04

ferroque

can we tone it down a bit for the resident californian BYOBers

# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:08

Piso Mojado

ferroque posted:

can we tone it down a bit for the resident californian BYOBers

you're absolutely right

*throws another bucket of fire on the fire*

# ? Aug 11, 2018 02:32

Malah

ferroque posted:

CSPAM - bucket of Piss with corresponding and very real Tape

# ? Aug 11, 2018 06:41

cda: by Hand Knit

People are losing their homes and livelihoods and you're joking about a bucket, and not just any bucket, a bucket full of water with BYOB painted on the side that you mailed to "California, c.o.: Fire, from: BYOB."

# ? Aug 11, 2018 15:21

vanisher

Fanfare and cheering erupt from a large crowd of Californians as BYOB posters walk past carrying their bucket towards the flames

# ? Aug 11, 2018 17:05

vanisher

"Please, its alright, I did spill a little on my way here. I do appreciate the warm welcome. Haha, get it."

# ? Aug 11, 2018 17:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

So he paused. And CDA put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up from below.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at California! CDA popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every one down in California, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any homes at all!
He HADN'T stopped BYOB from coming! THEY CAME!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!
And CDA, with his CDA-feet burning hot from the fires below,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"They came with out ribbons! They came without tags!"
"They came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then CDA thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe BYOB," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe BYOB...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in California they say,
That CDA's small heart Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his bucket through the bright morning light,
And he took back the harsh words! And he stopped saying "gently caress it"!
And he, HE HIMSELF! CDA threw the last water bucket!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Aug 11, 2018 17:20

FluffieDuckie

Splatmaster posted:

So he paused. And CDA put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up from below.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at California! CDA popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every one down in California, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any homes at all!
He HADN'T stopped BYOB from coming! THEY CAME!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!
And CDA, with his CDA-feet burning hot from the fires below,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"They came with out ribbons! They came without tags!"
"They came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then CDA thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe BYOB," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe BYOB...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in California they say,
That CDA's small heart Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his bucket through the bright morning light,
And he took back the harsh words! And he stopped saying "gently caress it"!
And he, HE HIMSELF! CDA threw the last water bucket!

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:06

google THIS

Splatmaster posted:

So he paused. And CDA put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up from below.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at California! CDA popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every one down in California, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any homes at all!
He HADN'T stopped BYOB from coming! THEY CAME!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!
And CDA, with his CDA-feet burning hot from the fires below,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"They came with out ribbons! They came without tags!"
"They came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then CDA thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe BYOB," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe BYOB...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in California they say,
That CDA's small heart Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his bucket through the bright morning light,
And he took back the harsh words! And he stopped saying "gently caress it"!
And he, HE HIMSELF! CDA threw the last water bucket!

# ? Aug 11, 2018 18:10

Macnult

Splatmaster posted:

So he paused. And CDA put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising up from below.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at California! CDA popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every one down in California, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any homes at all!
He HADN'T stopped BYOB from coming! THEY CAME!
Somehow or other, they came just the same!
And CDA, with his CDA-feet burning hot from the fires below,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"They came with out ribbons! They came without tags!"
"They came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then CDA thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe BYOB," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe BYOB...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in California they say,
That CDA's small heart Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his bucket through the bright morning light,
And he took back the harsh words! And he stopped saying "gently caress it"!
And he, HE HIMSELF! CDA threw the last water bucket!