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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

I'm a resplendent quetzal and I grow a huge tail every fuckin year to attract girl resplendent quetzals

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I'm a crow

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

its spelled birb OP

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:56

Cosmik Debris: Sep 12, 2006; The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe

I'm a human being *caw caw*

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:57

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I like eating a berry

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:57

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was the eye of the blackbird.

II
I was of three minds,
Like a tree
In which there are three blackbirds.

III
The blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime.

IV
A man and a woman
Are one.
A man and a woman and a blackbird
Are one.

V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

VI
Icicles filled the long window
With barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blackbird
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the shadow
An indecipherable cause.

VII
O thin men of Haddam,
Why do you imagine golden birds?
Do you not see how the blackbird
Walks around the feet
Of the women about you?

VIII
I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.

IX
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many circles.

X
At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply.

XI
He rode over Connecticut
In a glass coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his equipage
For blackbirds.

XII
The river is moving.
The blackbird must be flying.

XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
The blackbird sat
In the cedar-limbs.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:58

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Sid Vicious posted:

I'm a crow

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:03

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Arctic tern

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simmyb: Sep 29, 2005

Gday I'm dumb as poo poo

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Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

The potoo is my spirit animal.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:10

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

https://twitter.com/_everybird_/status/1023441046435491840

I am not a fan of bees.

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free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:27

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I'm cool as gently caress and sound like a creaky door

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:30

Goodguy3: Aug 11, 2016; "What?! I'm not tangled up like this for fun, you know!"

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:33

Megaraptor: Dec 10, 2004; Life, uh...finds a way

Bearded Vulture. This is me irl, I paint myself red to show my dominance.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:34

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:39

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:42

A Spider Covets: May 4, 2009

This is me, OP.

https://youtu.be/bY436JiiCjg

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:44

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:49

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:38

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

lmfao that Photoshop arms onto birds thread is still one of my favorite things to come from the brains of humans

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:41