NFL Preseason Week 1 GDT: It's going to be bad, but hey football

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Who dey.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:06

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Geno

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:11

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Geno

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:13

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Marvin Lewis's got to have an all-time top 10 weirdest silhouette.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:15

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

One day Geno Atkins will no longer play football and that will be a very sad day.

the saddest.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:16

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Cavauro posted:

Don't doxx me

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Mixon's hair is possibly his greatest character concern.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:22

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The Bengals have an African-American kicker who's never kicked a field goal during an actual football game.

He just nailed the extra point :toot:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:25

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Bengals first string defense looking real good y'all

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:28

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

John Ross is cursed

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:32

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I enjoy AJ Green getting first downs (and then running out of bounds)

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

It's nice seeing Dalton being allowed to audible at the line again.

:siren:

John Ross did a thing! :siren:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:40

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I can't believe Andy Dalton's already thrown 3 touchdowns.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:42

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Can the Bengals somehow not have Barkley on their team please?

I don't like a Barkley

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 00:48

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

pasaluki posted:

Joe B. was on the money saying McCarron holds on the the ball way too fukkin long

When Russell Bodine is blocking for you anytime you hold on to the ball is way too loving long.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:01

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Fake punt and I had gone to grab a beer. :saddowns:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:05

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I've seen enough of Matt Barkley.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:07

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I have impure thoughts about Carl Lawson

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Matt Barkley is so loving bad my God.

Why would you pay this person money to throw a football? Money can be used for other things that are way better than Matt Barkley.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Brown has never missed a field goal in a game. 100% accuracy at every level.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:29

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The Bengals just loving love their undrafted linebackers

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I hope Matt Barkley sits during the second half preferably on the world's largest venus fly trap

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 01:35

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I really hope that quarterback from Toledo is good at anything besides driving drunk

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 02:21

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Bengals backup quarterbacks are Browns bad

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 02:27

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Coasterphreak posted:

All six quarterbacks that have seen the field in the Panthers/Bills game are better than any QB playing for the Browns or the Bengals

Andy Dalton's the best quarterback from his draft class.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 02:34

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I love preseason football because a 7th round wide receiver can just completely take over a drive.

Tate has amazing upper body control, he's contorted himself for every catch he's had so far this game.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 03:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

We've been delivered! missed field goal no preseason overtime.

Thank you sweet merciful Jesus.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 03:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

They just showed a shot of Marvin Lewis with a big goofy rear end grin on his face on the sideline. The last time I saw him smile was like 2007.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 03:16

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The Bengals are currently running the most hilariously deep prevent defense I've ever seen.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 03:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

midwat posted:

Clearly Lucien is my Chris Harper/Kenbrell Thompkins preseason crush this year

Alden Tate is my jam.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 03:20

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I hope the NFL calls the helmet rule at least somewhat consistently because it's directly addressing the biggest concern that I have that stops me from going to games and spending money on Game Pass.

Eliminating plays with the crown of the helmet is the number one thing to a positively affect player safety.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 01:18

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Personally as a fan of an AFC team I feel like the Jaguars should have to carry Bortles as the starter just as a handicap.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 01:36

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

How has a Colorado weed company not bought naming rights to Mile High yet?

They wouldn't even have the change the name.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 03:45

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