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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


i hope you enjoy my many choice animes lowtax. please consider doing your drugs out of a bong made from my skull.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999


free hubcaps posted:

i hope you enjoy my many choice animes lowtax. please consider doing your drugs out of a bong made from my skull.

im in ur pc, stealing youre cookies

Beato Believer
May 22, 2009

I believe in Beato.
Even when she's driving.
At night.
In a snowstorm.


Eh, there are worse ways to go.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 2017

It's something unpredictable,but in the end is right, I hope you had the time of your life


I hope you raise my children as well as your own

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ah... I feel great.


Nap Ghost

I prefer TNG to TOS

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

all I saw was "sell drugs" and hit I UNDERSTAND

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I prefer TNG to TOS
and DS9 to both

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008


We are legion.

Joke's on you, my house has termites.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

I choose to expose myself

Nap Ghost

i've never clicked agree on anything faster

do it

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017

I'D RAPE MY OWN SISTER FOR THE LOLS. LIFETIME TRUMP APOLOGIST


Supreme Allah posted:

i've never clicked agree on anything faster

do it

no

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999


I felt like I had to make one of those stupid "WE'VE UPDATED OUR POLICIES USING COOKIES AND YOUR DATA BLAH BLAH CLICK HERE TO LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER MACHINES" messages, but I'm not doing poo poo with your cookies or private information so gently caress that, I want drugs

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999


Lowtax posted:

I felt like I had to make one of those stupid "WE'VE UPDATED OUR POLICIES USING COOKIES AND YOUR DATA BLAH BLAH CLICK HERE TO LEARN ABOUT COMPUTER MACHINES" messages, but I'm not doing poo poo with your cookies or private information so gently caress that, I want drugs

I just wanted this site to seem professional like all those other sites, we're virtually the same as CNN now

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


yea if you hesitate for even one second on signaling your complete understanding and acceptance that lowtax will be legally killing you and pawning everything you hold dear to fuel his vicious heroin addiction then you are a fuckin weenie

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


Taco Defender

Is there anything I can do to expedite this process for you Lowtax, I accidentally clicked I Understand so I guess I'm kinda stuck with being legally killed now

Sintax
Aug 2, 2002

Let's drink until our hearts stop.

hell, have my soul

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

I Understand but I don't like it.

Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

ask me about disabled toilet sex


i do NOT give permission for lowtax to gently caress my empty bleached skull

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006

IF YOU SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT BEING POOR ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE IM OUT OF HEROIN AGAIN


lowtax you're free to do whatever, but you should know i probably have fewer valuable assets than could cover the cost of travelling here for you to take all of them

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999


Neutrino posted:

I Understand but I don't like it.
This is what you want, this is what you get

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Doctor Rope

lowtax what happened to being stuffed and entombed in your pyramid

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Grimey Drawer

I think only Europeans have to agree to these terms.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Lowtax posted:

gently caress that, I want drugs

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


snort my assets daddy

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Node posted:

Is there anything I can do to expedite this process for you Lowtax, I accidentally clicked I Understand so I guess I'm kinda stuck with being legally killed now

good news! posting in this thread and being on page one will mean youíll be among the first people to be located via IP address and violently killed.

im #1 on the list so depending on how busy/lazy lowtax is i expect Iíll be dead with my possessions hocked inside a week. im on the east coast though and rumor has it lowtax loses power the further away from the Midwest he gets

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

vorticity (n):
A measure of the local rotation in a fluid flow. In weather analysis and forecasting, it usually refers to the vertical component of rotation and is used most often in reference to synoptic scale or mesoscale weather systems.


Pillbug

Does clicking on it actually do anything? It doesn't really matter, since I hit it as fast as I could, but I'm curious.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Lowtax when I die you can sell whatever you like out of my library of anime porn, but you have to put everything you can't sell in a museum

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER


Taco Defender

vortmax posted:

Does clicking on it actually do anything? It doesn't really matter, since I hit it as fast as I could, but I'm curious.

Clicking on it makes you die in the future

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TTTTHHHHBBBBBPPPPTTTHHH


I wish I lived in Lee's summit so I could do drugs with you and get killed

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

free hubcaps posted:

i hope you enjoy my many choice animes lowtax. please consider doing your drugs out of a bong made from my skull.

yeah I hit agree but mainly because I hope Lowtax cremates me and then smokes me out of the bong made out of this guy's skull

chupacabron
Oct 30, 2004



Fallen Rib

free me from my mortal coil, taxman







end our suffering

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

vorticity (n):
A measure of the local rotation in a fluid flow. In weather analysis and forecasting, it usually refers to the vertical component of rotation and is used most often in reference to synoptic scale or mesoscale weather systems.


Pillbug

Node posted:

Clicking on it makes you die in the future

That was gonna happen anyway. Now it'll be more exciting!

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially

Taco Defender

quote:

WARNING: My bloated corpse contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Caveat pimptor or whatever Taxman!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

500 GOOD DOGS/COMFY FLEECE SWEATER ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Star Trek TOS is good, thereís a lot of smoking hot women in space. Do you guys think Kirk ever got space aids?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/sta...780637539295232

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


take the calcium from my skellington and barter it for special heterofrogs when the infolution starts

Prince of Space
Apr 17, 2016



Dinosaur Gum

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

THIS DUDE HERE IS A REAL CLOWN


Lowtax, I'm concerned that these new terms and conditions may not be legally binding in some jurisdictions. I'm sure they are fine in the land of the free, but I suspect that in oppressive regimes such as those in western Europe you may not be legally allowed to surrender your right to live. I am not a lawyer though, perhaps you should get Leonard "J." Crabs to look into this lest you need to inform your investors that you need to revise your estimated future earnings from murder and robbery.

mycophobia
May 7, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Lowtax could not kill me even if he tried.

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TTTTHHHHBBBBBPPPPTTTHHH


mycophobia posted:

Lowtax could not kill me even if he tried.

He already did, this thread is the last thing youíll ever perceive as your consciousness fades into oblivion

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