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Is this possibly the greatest stand up bit of all time, or is it the dumbest, most unfunny thing you've ever heard in your life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0cI7cub1FU You can only choose one.
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Aug 10, 2018 04:24
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 Andrew Dice Clay pictured on the set of the 1988 film Beetlejuice
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Aug 10, 2018 04:25
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eyyyyy im walkin here
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Aug 10, 2018 04:27
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Street trash.
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Aug 10, 2018 04:45
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What’s an hour back idgi!
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Aug 10, 2018 04:55
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aye you guys know why you brought girls out here with you tonight. you know what you want [pauses] pussy *audience roars* it was a simpler time
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Aug 10, 2018 04:56
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Idiot
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Aug 10, 2018 05:01
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I think this is gonna quickly devolve into a six-sided conversation
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Aug 10, 2018 05:02
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hickory dickory dock something something his cock
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Aug 10, 2018 05:03
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Pawn 17 posted:What’s an hour back idgi! it's what you don't get when you see his stand up.
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Aug 10, 2018 05:04
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Nah
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Aug 10, 2018 05:07
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Sourdough Sam posted:it's what you don't get when you see his stand up. 
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Aug 10, 2018 05:08
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Little boy blew........ HE NEEDED THE MONEY God bless the Dice Man.
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Aug 10, 2018 05:11
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Aug 10, 2018 05:15
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he is good times
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Aug 10, 2018 05:17
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Sponge Baathist posted:I think this is gonna quickly devolve into a six-sided conversation I only deal with 20 sided conversations
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Aug 10, 2018 05:18
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The video in the original post is one of the least funny things I've ever heard, and I read my posts aloud.
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Aug 10, 2018 05:21
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I learned on a podcast that "Dice" was one of many characters that this man would do as part of his stand-up set, and he leaned into it because it was the most popular, and then, over time, he just sort of became the character. (a similar thing happened to "Larry the Cable Guy") this is insane and terrifying to me. imagine if Dana Carvey just woke up one day in 1990 and was Garth, and all his other characters like church lady and uh pistachio disguisey were quietly erased and forgotten about, and, eventually, so was Dana Carvey the man. horrifying
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Aug 10, 2018 05:25
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Cubone posted:I learned on a podcast that "Dice" was one of many characters that this man would do as part of his stand-up set, and he leaned into it because it was the most popular, and then, over time, he just sort of became the character. (a similar thing happened to "Larry the Cable Guy") i too remember dana carvey circa 1995 to 2001
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Aug 10, 2018 05:46
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Cubone posted:I learned on a podcast that "Dice" was one of many characters that this man would do as part of his stand-up set, and he leaned into it because it was the most popular, and then, over time, he just sort of became the character. (a similar thing happened to "Larry the Cable Guy")
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Aug 10, 2018 05:48
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old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone she bent over Rover took over Aw! she got a bone of her own 
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Aug 10, 2018 05:50
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Gatekeeper posted:old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone That poor woman my god
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Aug 10, 2018 05:51
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his bit on midgets made me laugh a lot when i was a little kid and im worried it would still make me laugh today even though its definitely not good to laugh at a guy making "midgets sniffing my girlfriend's pussy like a dog" jokes these days or in fact ever
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Aug 10, 2018 05:52
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Gatekeeper posted:old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her old dog a bone 
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Aug 10, 2018 05:54
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that old lady was raped by her dog.
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Aug 10, 2018 05:55
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Andrew "dice" clay posited that being a midget was a punishment from God because "their arms are two inches too short to jerk off". a controversial thesis to say the least, and easily refuted within twenty seconds on Bing
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Aug 10, 2018 05:58
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:that old lady was raped by her dog. he had an alternate take on it too where she goes to the cupboard to get her dog a snack, but when the cupboard was bare she didn't despair, she let Rover munch on her crack so i like to think it was mutually consensual
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Aug 10, 2018 06:01
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Gatekeeper posted:his bit on midgets made me laugh a lot when i was a little kid and im worried it would still make me laugh today even though its definitely not good to laugh at a guy making "midgets sniffing my girlfriend's pussy like a dog" jokes these days or in fact ever
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Aug 10, 2018 06:02
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Gatekeeper posted:Andrew "dice" clay posited that being a midget was a punishment from God because "their arms are two inches too short to jerk off". What is bing? Some kind of midget masturbation search engine?
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Aug 10, 2018 06:06
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I wish someone would leak the list of devalued entertainers who just sit in green rooms in case there’s a gap in a lineup
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Aug 10, 2018 06:06
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bada boom bada bing ayyy hosed my sister ayyy
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Aug 10, 2018 06:10
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elmer chud posted:What is bing? Some kind of midget masturbation search engine? I think it was the lizard from Angry Beavers
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Aug 10, 2018 06:10
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He's an Idiot Savant. An Idiot Genius. A Genuine Idiot.
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Aug 10, 2018 06:12
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he was extremely surprised to learn that midgets can "make regular people" (have full sized children) and he speculated about how cool it would be to turn 12 and be 5'2" and rule the house, demanding the car keys from Dad and threatening to gently caress mommy in the rear end in a top hat and put them both in the doghouse tonight if he doesn't comply yeah i don't know if id still laugh at him anymore
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Aug 10, 2018 06:19
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I remember watching his HBO special at a friends house, and not laughing once in the first 20 mins. I was like what the hell is this guys appeal? Then he said "There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids her uterus fell out, OH!" I instantly shot Pepsi out of my nose, and laughed so hard I couldn't breath, and fell on the ground. I eventually got my composure, but every time I've thought of that joke up to this very day I still lose it. The rest of his set was uneventful. I have no idea why that one joke was so funny, or why it still is 20+ years later. I think he is a shot gun comic with good delivery. His shots are wild but when they hit they blow your head off.
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Aug 10, 2018 06:26
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that must have been his family friendly show
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Aug 10, 2018 07:06
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Gatekeeper posted:"midgets sniffing my girlfriend's pussy like a dog" That's a better punchline then almost anything I've heard from a contemporary comedian Divot fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Aug 10, 2018 |
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Aug 10, 2018 07:10
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Andrew Dice Clay is on the same level as Andy Kaufman IMO
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Aug 10, 2018 07:15
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That album where he bombs at Dangerfields is amazing.
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Aug 10, 2018 07:19
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Smiling Mandrill posted:I remember watching his HBO special at a friends house, and not laughing once in the first 20 mins. I was like what the hell is this guys appeal? Then he said "There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids her uterus fell out, OH!" I instantly shot Pepsi out of my nose, and laughed so hard I couldn't breath, and fell on the ground. I eventually got my composure, but every time I've thought of that joke up to this very day I still lose it. The rest of his set was uneventful. I have no idea why that one joke was so funny, or why it still is 20+ years later. I think he is a shot gun comic with good delivery. His shots are wild but when they hit they blow your head off. i think somehow those words tickled a benign brain tumor of yours.
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Aug 10, 2018 07:28
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