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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol can't wait for Trump to bag on how bad the movie is.

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Bond vs Baron Samedi

A Spike Lee Joint

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Universe Master posted:

"Would you like your martini shaken or stirred?"

"Stirred, please"

"Very good sir, and for your main course, should it be boiled, fried, or blackened?"

*Turns to camera, slight smirk*

"Blackened"

What food comes with those three options

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
James Bond, but hes an autistic black man who doesn't sleep around and also he takes time to remind people to recycle during a gunfight.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

WatermelonGun posted:

What food comes with those three options

When you come across plot holes like this sometimes the best solution is to do what writer's call "Hang a lantern on it", so I'll have the love interest ask that but then a gunfight or something will happen.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

WatermelonGun posted:

What food comes with those three options

Alligator, which is suibtably exotic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'll probably forget about the toxxes when they announce who it is so someone remember to report the correct post

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I hope Idris Elba does his signature chin scratch thing that he seems to do all the time in dramatic scenes. You can't unsee it.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I've only ever seen him in the Wire and was good in it. He can't be any worse than Daniel Craig.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Universe Master posted:

"Would you like your martini shaken or stirred?"

"Stirred, please"

"Very good sir, and for your main course, should it be boiled, fried, or blackened?"

*Turns to camera, slight smirk*

"Blackened"

And for breakfast sir?

Black pudding.

Anything else sir?

Yes, I'm also doctor who

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Looking for an article which references this British guy as "African American"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
actually keep it on the down low but idris called me up and said that i was going to be the new gond. i think he meant bond though

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Bingo:

quote:

The Independent was the first to break the news, alleging, Director Antoine Fuqua revealed the details of a conversation with Bond producer Barbara Broccoli, in which she said it is time for a non-white actor to take on the iconic role.' They went on to say, Fuqua discussed who might be next in the running with Broccoli, whos certain the progressive move will happen eventually, with Idris Elba a reported frontrunner for the role. While Idris would be the first African-American Bond, other fans are calling for a female 007 agent, too!

https://hollywoodlife.com/2018/08/10/idris-elba-james-bond-fans-react-tweets/

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

:vince:

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Theres no way they let a man named Idris play James Bond. What the hell kind of name is that? Its disrespectful!

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


lol

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I thought Idris Elba was gonna replace Craig 8 years ago but then they made Spectre and I really wish they had done it back then.

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


name's bond... ebony bond

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Wait was jhonson he in peep show?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I thought Idris Elba was gonna replace Craig 8 years ago but then they made Spectre and I really wish they had done it back then.

It would have made the film way better with Idris Elba just confused who this rear end in a top hat is supposed to be.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
If it's Idris Elba, they will be the worst grossing Bond films ever. Which sucks because he owns, but the world is racist as fucccccc

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Barudak posted:

It would have made the film way better with Idris Elba just confused who this rear end in a top hat is supposed to be.

I was more referring to how it wouldn't have happened at all since it was supposed to be a finale to the Craig continuity.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I was more referring to how it wouldn't have happened at all since it was supposed to be a finale to the Craig continuity.

While Id prefer that outcome, EON does things no matter what sometimes so I think wed still have gotten tremendously lovely spectre anyway

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I still havent seen Spectre or the one before Skyfall.

I doubt theyll beat out Moonraker

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Actually OP, an elderly Hugh Grant is going to be the next 007.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get the guy who played detective mcnutty to play bond

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
dig up peter sellers festering corpse and have him bungle his skeletal way through an international crisis

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Pawn 17 posted:

Actually OP, an elderly Hugh Grant is going to be the next 007.

May as well cast Sean Connery again.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ewan mcgreggor as bond with a thing for heroin

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Starring Idris Elba as Jacob Bondowitz

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

numberoneposter posted:

ewan mcgreggor as bond with a thing for heroin

only if its the fat brother version of the character from fargo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Timothy Dalton was the best Bond imho. Just bring him back but use cgi to make him look young like they did to Michael Douglas in Ant Man flashbacks.

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

WatermelonGun posted:

I still haven’t seen Spectre or the one before Skyfall.

I doubt they’ll beat out Moonraker

skyfall and casino are the only good craig bond movies so youre good

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

i think im the only person who likes the theme from you only live twice and the fight scene in it is pretty good

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
where's waltz at?
where's the blofeld, string?

where's waltz? that's all I wanna know.

where's waltz? WHERE THE gently caress IS WALTZ? HUH? STRING? LOOK AT ME. WHERE THE gently caress IS WALTZ AT

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Rip stringer bell

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






F

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Making Bond a blondie was way more sacreligious than making him black IMO so now that that boundary is crossed have at it with the changes.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The First Armenian James Bond

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