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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010


I finally meet up with an old elementary school crush and we are about to do the nasty, she takes a gander at my post pubescent dilz..
"My goodness, you’ve grown!"

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Weener Beater
May 4, 2010


Asking the guy that cleans my pool as he dumps a bunch of nasty chemicals into the water, “I’ve been wondering… what are midi-chlorines?”

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

OH OK SURE CALL ANYONE YOU DISAGREE WITH A NAZI. YOU'RE THE *REAL* NAZI!

I am stupid, put me on ignore so you don't have to hear my dog whistling.


Frimmin on the frim fram. Frimmin on the fram.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.


Murray Mantoinette posted:

That's impossible even for a computer!


"Only my new powers can do that."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


Co-worker: Hey, how's it goin'?

Me: There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...

504
Feb 2, 2016
RACIST, SEXIST, ABLEIST AND UNFUNNY THREAD-SHITTING DICKHEAD WHO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT WEIRD RAPE FANTASIES OFTEN

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Universe Master posted:

During sex "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"

"I don't care what you smell, get in there!"

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504
Feb 2, 2016
RACIST, SEXIST, ABLEIST AND UNFUNNY THREAD-SHITTING DICKHEAD WHO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT WEIRD RAPE FANTASIES OFTEN

CHECK OUT THIS RAP SHEET AND THEN PLEASE CHAIN PROBE


Aatrek talking to a cop about the kid he babysat

"I have felt him"

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