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At the local pond with my son for his first fishing derby. He reels in a massive bluegill. I look around nervously, "There's always a bigger fish".
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Aug 10, 2018 21:02
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The household cat jumps on the end table and smooshes its butthole along the rim of my coffee cup like a street performer playing water glasses. We lock eyes. Me: "There's gonna be a Stare War"
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Aug 10, 2018 21:17
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I've been filling the neighbor lady with beans and cabbage for two days. I'm lying in bed, watching her disrobe slowly. I'm sweating bullets. My wife could be home any moment but I need this so bad. She climbs on top of me ascending my soft doughy peaks and cradles my head between her knees. I can hear my heart beating, my mind is racing at a fever pitch. My manhood twitches, achieving a nearly minute long sustained semi which is the hardest I've been in years. "Hit the nose!" I called out, unable to keep myself from laughing.
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Aug 10, 2018 21:34
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