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Drunk Nerds posted:Important Job interview, the CEO asks me, "where do you see yourself in five years?" Gets immediately fired when the boss learns your mistake.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:27 |
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Looks at a map of Israel. Wipe them out. All of them.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2018 22:28 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:When I'm getting lunch That says "Order number number 66" Mine simply has " Order: 66" I'm better than you
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 13:03 |
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Universe Master posted:During sex "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" "I don't care what you smell, get in there!"
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 03:27 |
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Aatrek talking to a cop about the kid he babysat "I have felt him"
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 03:32 |