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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Drunk Nerds posted:

Important Job interview, the CEO asks me, "where do you see yourself in five years?"

MEEESA BE THE LAST PERSON YOU HEAR AT THE END OF RETURN OF THE JEDI!

Got the job :smug:

Gets immediately fired when the boss learns your mistake.

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Looks at a map of Israel.


Wipe them out. All of them.

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

SciFiDownBeat posted:

When I'm getting lunch



That says "Order number number 66"

Mine simply has " Order: 66"

I'm better than you

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Universe Master posted:

During sex "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick"

"I don't care what you smell, get in there!"

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Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Aatrek talking to a cop about the kid he babysat

"I have felt him"

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