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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:drat it, now I have to watch this lovely movie to see how much of this is true. It’s true... all of it...
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I really liked the part where the producers paid the goon who invented Slenderman enough money for the rights to the character that he* could retire early. *the goon whose username I forgot, not Slenderman.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:It’s true... all of it... Alright cool, now I don't have to watch it nemore
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So I'm not normally one of those people who get up in arms about product placement in movies but this went waaaaay over the top. I know Hollywood accounting is notoriously complex, but would someone PLEASE explain why they kept product placing the Slenderman movie itself? Like that scene when Tex is masturbaiting in his room and he has like 50 Slenderman movie posters... there was also that scene where the bishop watches the entire Slenderman trailer and then calls his friend to say that it looks great and that "it hits theaters August 2018." They probably said some version of "go see Slenderman the movie" thirty times. Belbos Computer fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Aug 11, 2018 |
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Aug 11, 2018 01:41
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I missed half the movie because I went to the bathroom and Bendyman assaulted me in the toilet.
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Bored posted:I really liked the part where the producers paid the goon who invented Slenderman enough money for the rights to the character that he* could retire early. That would be Victor Surge Its depressing the paranormal images thread feels like it was yesterday but enough time has come and gone for Slendy to go from creepy forum tale to pop culture icon to passè
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:drat it, now I have to watch this lovely movie to see how much of this is true. you actually dont
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Aug 11, 2018 06:59
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When the teenager drove his car right at Slenderman, crashed both of them through an abandoned Sears storefront window, got out, posed and said, "You oughta be changin' your name to FENDERman, now!" Then Slenderman gets up, the teenager goes, "Oh, you wanna roll, motherfucker!? What you think you got?" And then Slenderman shows a broken blender and shoves it into the teenager's gut. The other scene I liked was when he confronted the girl at her job at an all night Dunkin Donuts and she tackles hi and starts trying to choke him with whatever food product she has laying around, saying, "Eat up, you skinny gently caress!" Then he grabs the Splenda dispenser on the counter and cracks her in the skull with it
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Lowtax posted:It's safe to assume that pretty much all of us rushed to theaters across America so we could be the first ones to enjoy the rollercoaster ride of sheer terror that is the Slenderman movie. What were some of your favorite parts of the movie? Here's a few of mine, just off the top of my head: I don’t think any of these scenes were actually in the movie. Also I haven’t seen the movie and I don’t want to.
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I really liked when Richard came on the screen and called us all idiots and then murdered the actor playing Slenderman. My second favorite was the blooper real where he stole some cameras while yelling about royalties.
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Aug 11, 2018 07:31
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The scene where Slenderman walked into someone making a video where Elsa is told to get down on all fours by Dr. Spider-Man and Nurse Catwoman and lap up a saucer of milk to keep from turning into a statue. He's just watching from the background of the shot for like 20 seconds, then slowly backs out of frame before anyone notices he was there.
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Aug 11, 2018 07:33
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Best part was when the slendermen rend Glen after a fenderbender.
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I’d rather see the slender movie than the puppet murder movie I don’t want my childhood ruined thank you very much
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I liked it when Slender Man killed a fat nerd then pulled out his slender dick and jerked off all over the nerdy fat face.
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Lowtax posted:* When the teenage girl fought Slenderman, in Virtual Reality, in 3D, in VRML that's Slendermowerman you imbecile, you moron
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A. Beaverhausen posted:That would be Victor Surge I wonder how many goons looked at their submissions in that thread and were like "gently caress me my double exposure wall vagina lady never got optioned"
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Aug 11, 2018 10:40
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Alan Smithee posted:that's Slendermowerman you imbecile, you moron Uh, actually I'll have you know that it's called Slenderman Lady, or Surenderuman Redi in Japanese, you absolute uncultured swine. Edit: I just realized you were making a completely different reference and my head just misread what you wrote, but I'm still leaving this because I thought it was funny 
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Aug 11, 2018 10:53
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The rape scene was a little longer than necessary but otherwise tastefully done.
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the sheets of paper
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They say no one will want to see the Aquaslend movie because he can only stab fish, but I think you might be surprised at the turn out.
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I liked when Slenderman was stalking those girls in the woods but they didn’t know he was there and Slenderman winks slyly at the camera. Breaking the fourth wall is risky but here it works, adding some much needed comedic relief before he hangs their insides from the trees.
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The big fight at the end when that lady sprouts wings and yells VALHALLA!!! and kicks ol’ Slendy right in the kisser.
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Grei Skuring posted:I thought the twenty minute long scene where the protagonists wandered around in the dark whilst drinking milk was a bit much. Uh, NO. The climax where they are about to finish off the bottle and Slender man appears and they spit all the milk on him and he throws his noodle hands up in the air like hes saying 'Oh COME ON! ' was fantastic, , maybe you don't understand cinema de arte.
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I thought the ending where Tumblr doxxed Slenderman for body Shaming was very powerful. Supersize matters.
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Aug 11, 2018 15:10
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I loved it so much, I just killed my parents!
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Modus Pwnens posted:I loved it so much, I just killed my parents! You dope, you were supposed to murder you're famil! Boy, have you got egg on your face.
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Aug 11, 2018 15:24
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This movie is just setting up the next in the SM universe: Bendyman. Crawling up your butt to murder you’are famil Christmas day!
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Aug 11, 2018 15:52
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the bit after the credits where i murdered i'm famil
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Aug 11, 2018 15:57
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Did they have to pay anyone royalties
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Slenderman flees, because they've spent hours reading comments on Yahoo! News articles and realize the real monster is man.
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I like the scene in Slenderman's Forest Castle, but the big disclaimer that took up have the screen saying: "SLENDERMAN ISN'T REAL, HE HAS NO FOREST CASTLE, PLEASE DON'T STAB PEOPLE TO GET TO IT", I found a little distracting.
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I thought the scene where Slenderman was wearing the MAGA hat and says “time to make America GRATE again!” while he uses a comically giant cheese grater to put bits of dead children on his spaghetti was a little over the top. I mean, sure, it’s funny now, but that political stuff never ages well.
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The post credits scene was intense. The hero looking out over the vista of the ruined city and saying "I guess, this day, we're all Slendermen" gave me legit goosebumps
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