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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Wendigee posted:

dropped my nexus 6p in my own urine while drunk.

washed it off and stuck it in a rice bag and used it for 2 more months before i could get a new one. lol.

maybe i should sell it on ebay (it still works) and treat is as my kids in the hall rear end pennies. Someone will be sniffing my piss even if they can't detect it every time they put it up to their face.

You can do this with the bag of rice too

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Evil Agita posted:

guys catch it!!!! help



thats where iphones belong OP

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I can't afford to own a phone and I don't use toilets

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My phone slipped out of my pocket into a toilet and it got destroyed and that was after one previous fell into a puddle and was destroyed.

Now I have a waterproof phone and have never dropped it into water accidentally. If I drop it into a toilet I'd grab it and then rinse it off in the sink, though.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
has this talk of rice got anybody else craving risotto?
could really go for some risotto right now

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Cubone posted:

has this talk of rice got anybody else craving risotto?
could really go for some risotto right now

Be sure to put the toilet phone in there for that extra kick! :)

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
My phone only cost a hundred dollar so I’d be tempted to just throw it away.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Evil Agita posted:

guys catch it!!!! help



deftly smack it out of way of the hole and it bounces off wall back into water

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Call the emergency services.

oh wait

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Chinatown posted:

thats where iphones belong OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cubone posted:

has this talk of rice got anybody else craving risotto?
could really go for some risotto right now

Pissphone risotto. :barf:

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I dropped my phone onto the floor of quite possibly the nastiest toilet in the entirety of Seoul, South Korea one night when I was out partying with friends. Picture the bathroom from Trainspotting but instead, just a tiny cubicle. I grabbed ignore immediately and it dripped of the urine of 100 random Korean dudes. But hey, this was a new iPhone and I didn’t have the cash to get a new one, plus I had got like 3 separate girls’ Kakaotalk IDs at a club and I wasn’t gonna let the night be ruined.

Also, I had diarrhea and I was in there for like 5 minutes and people kept trying to open the door while I was making GBS threads my brains out. I can only imagine the shock if they got it open, some white devil from a foreign land defiling even more their precious daughters and public toilets with his rear end blast. No one would wanna use that toilet after me, and not just because of the smell and poo poo spray all over the seat.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

op my friend dropped her brand new iPhone into a porta potty. at a huge concert. she just immediately wrote it off and got a new phone. even though they might have been able to get it eventually, i think she made the right call

i wonder how much money porta companies get from jewels and phones dropping all down the shitter

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
OP i would ask you to take it out of you r mouth

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Realtalk dudes that work in the santitation dept that have to clean out huge blockages from pipes underneath larger cities apparently find jewelry and watches and stuff. My friends brother found a gold rolex, had it appraised and it was worth almost 40k. He also found a diamond bracelet last year and gave it to his wife. lmbo

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Evil Agita posted:

Realtalk dudes that work in the santitation dept that have to clean out huge blockages from pipes underneath larger cities apparently find jewelry and watches and stuff. My friends brother found a gold rolex, had it appraised and it was worth almost 40k. He also found a diamond bracelet last year and gave it to his wife. lmbo

holy poo poo.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
There’s a vid I saw on YouTube about Mexico City sewer divers that have to clean up blockages and find valuables too. But mostly just chunks of dogs and whatever strange things end up there.

The harrowing bit is that they have to be rushed to a hospital immediately if their suit tears and their skin is punctured so they can be pumped with antibiotics. I’d be terrified of the miniature wounds that aren’t noticed until days later.

I have a pretty high yuck tolerance but watching that vid on my phone gave me the biggest urge to thoroughly wash my hands

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


If properly disinfected and polished not only will no one ever know the item was covered in fecal matter, it will be just as safe as any other item. That said I'd rather not own something that I knew had been covered in poo poo at one point. Disgust is a powerful emotion and it loves to label anything feces touches as forever forbidden.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

pixaal posted:

If properly disinfected and polished not only will no one ever know the item was covered in fecal matter, it will be just as safe as any other item.

still not into rear end eating, sorry

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Dig that fucker out and slurp that sweet piss juice in the privacy of a stall while slamming my balls under the seat lid OP.

That is what I would do.

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