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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Goons are going to haaaaate this game

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I eagerly await watching you guys deal with how Rockstar implements new menus if gta controls do this to you.

Boy are you in for a treat.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Thief posted:

yeah but the likelihood of some nerd repeatedly attacking you in a fighter jet seems pretty slim so this might be a more fun game to be broke as gently caress in

I want to see one example of Rockstar ever paying mind to balance. You can go as far back as you like.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Thief posted:

lol what are you talking about

also max payne 3 owned, actually?

Max Payne 3, while amazing, has one of the worst new player vs not experiences I've ever seen in multiplayer. It's almost exactly like a hydra situation.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Cultural Marxist posted:

your horse can swim, but if it runs out of stamina it drowns.

at which point you call up lester to source another one

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Well you might be in luck because that was Benzies' baby.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Zutaten posted:

harassed by psychopaths

Wheres muh single player story expansion rockstar

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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GTA V was like that but nobody noticed there either.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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You were given a neighbourhood and a street name which is more than enough to find anything.


Here's how many people will actually play the game with no hud no radar: Me and maybe 2 of the half dozen people who said they would so far.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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chitoryu12 posted:

I mean if you knew the streets, sure. Not very useful if you're new in town.

Exactly how detailed do you think they're going to make vocal directions? Gamers get lost in games that paint the way on the fukken road itself.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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titties posted:

69/420 goty

Yo you wanna get together to crush a few shark cards and get loose

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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The trick to online will be finding the sweet spot where Benzies' vision starts to be properly implemented but before the Housers see how much money twisting his vision will make.





Oh wait

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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titties posted:

I mean to be fair we ruined the economy by cheating and doomed those who came after to a life of envy and suffering i can't believe i became my parents

I like this analogy because the millenials look up to us crying cheater and griefer while we have fun with our friends playing golf and patronizing expensive organizations

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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This looks straight up like GTA Next but nerds posting as if daddy rockstar put his dollar shaped penis back in his pants

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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titties posted:

Buncha lily-livered crybabies in this goldurn thread, cowboy up

Make Online Singleplayer Again

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Making up realism gamers so that you can have an outlet for your badness is some peak steam thread.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Qubee posted:

I really wish rockstar would add an option that enables fast looting / skinning. I'm real tired of the usual animations, I've seen em hundreds of times and I personally get more enjoyment out of the actual hunting aspect, not the skinning. it was awesome and novel the first few times, super immersive and gristly, but now it's like "oh my god hurry up".

I got a set of PostOp Vans that need delivery drivers, you free?

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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UnknownMercenary posted:

Wrong they fix money exploits so people will have to buy shark gator cards.

lol no they didn't, they just fixed the ones you know about.


I'm here to watch goons not learn lessons they had five years to pick up on.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Aishan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TDPXVeXMrg

Got targeted by an assassination, by someone who I had never interacted with, while I was shopping, so my viewpoint stayed locked onto the shopkeeper for the duration and I couldn't do anything. Thanks Rockstar!

Sending hits after people hanging out in menus is one of the greatest parts of gtao and I'm so happy to hear it's back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0K0lO0u0o

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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It doesn't matter what kind of limited interaction rockstar chooses to go with, carebears want every ounce of multiplayer to be consumed solo or strictly PVE and unless they get exactly that, everyone else is going to have daddy issues or be a wet blanket and it's them that should go play another game.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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titties posted:

This but unironically


When I buy a PS4 can you bless my ears with the grace of your baritone voice in this wildest of wests

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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rap music posted:

this post gave me ptsd

plz dont report my griefing, i don't wanna take daddy rockstar's cock out of my rear end yet

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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titties posted:

What happened to your PS4?

I had to burn it before engaging in pc master race baiting with those gtao ps4 dudes from the old thread

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I heard they opened up the store, finally. Came here to watch goons meltdown over that but I'm here to stay and watch Zaphod ruin another thread.

Has anyone done the minimum wage math for ye olde shark cards yet?

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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thank you I knew I could count on you powershift.

that's even more harsh than GTAO

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Phil Moscowitz posted:

There isn't any real enjoyable replayability in Rockstar games.

Imagine being the guy that's going to defend this opinion in a few posts

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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HORMELCHILI posted:

Youre a loving Bitch-rear end Pussy! Play another game or loving get good or stick to single player you loving Coward

loving bully do you just log on to take out your baggage on other people who just want to play???

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Aren't you boys just so woke

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Jumping in day 1 and will immediately build my Oppressor savings funds for online.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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60? this game is going to be beautiful at 144.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Around 2016 rockstar began adding pvpve content you could only accomplish in public lobbies with friends.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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I look forward to organizing some fun goon social events half a dozen times before I burn out realizing (again) that goons just want to grind.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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This must be your first Rockstar game. The only polish they have are named candy and holly and they're paid for by the money we gave to the benzies.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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poo poo I forgot they made lemmings

dma/rockstar has been in my life even longer than I realized

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Deakul posted:

Are excessive screenshot posts and maybe gameplay clips(if my PC can handle it) frowned upon?

No. Everyone should be filling game threads with media.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Played the first hour, game was fun. No crashes, freezing or other issues so worry not fearful goons with problems, my install works great!

Game is gorgeous as hell too.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Giedroyc posted:

I can't decide if this is worse than the launch of GTA4 PC which was also shocking how utterly broken it was.

It's really not but goons gonna goon.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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This thread should be titled RDR2 Tech Support and the console thread turned into Playable Game Talk.

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Dude the amount of trouble people are having is staggering, it's odd as gently caress poo poo too like Bios needing to be flashed lmao

I wrote something tempered and reasonable explaining how this kind of launch sees good patches and fixes real soon because nobody wants this kind of launch but then I remembered GTA v is currently suffering from inexplicable crashes introduced by a patch for a poo poo load of people and Rockstar is all "lol" about it and I deleted that post real quick.

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Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

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that isn't at all what I suggested

I would expect all of these issues to be solved as fast as a slow moving behemoth like rockstar can fix them. I'm just dropping some colour chat to sympathize with people dealing with the poo poo right now.

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