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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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this game is cool yet really clunky

I'll look forward to the update that makes witcher vision better

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best way to make a good turkey carcass

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Hot Diggity! posted:

This weekend I ran into the guy from New York who needed help getting into Valentine. I walked by him leading my horse and my horse ran into him and he got all scared and ran away. Well, I did the sensible thing and lassoed and hogtied that sumbitch and tossed him on my horse. Into Valentine we go, but the people frowned upon me carrying this man hogtied on the back of my horse and reported me for kidnapping. We get into town, I toss the traveler on the ground and untie him, and the jerk starts swinging at me! I then accidentally stabbed him the the gut and got reported for murder GOTY

This happened to me but outside of town and I ended up having to murder like 5 witnesses because they wouldn't stop noticing things

From what I can tell no one is happy when you untie them and they will sucker punch you while you are carrying a bowie knife

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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I found out yesterday in some guys youtube that you can go in cinematic mode and the horse will take you to your destination

you'll get knocked out of it if you get O'Driscolled though

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Qubee posted:

nailed it, I've never even tried to see if Spiderman had fast travel cause traversing the city is just so god drat fun, but once the novelty of swinging around wears off, I'll be thankful that it's in the game. Take fuckin note, R*


sometimes the horse gets wedged between stuff and can't turn, so going backwards is the only way.

What the gently caress is with Van Holden trading town or whatever it's called? Jesus Christ, avoid it like the plague if you don't want your honour to take a huge hit I hear screaming and some whore is being attacked by a guy, so I intervene. I figure it's gonna be a polite fist fight between gents, but the oval office pulls a pistol on me. I shoot him, and then jesus christ almighty, I kid you not, 20 or 30 guys slowly attack me in waves, it's never ending. It was so bad I was worried they were lawmen spawning. My honour kept going down with every loving kill. I eventually wipe them out, the woman is nowhere to be seen, no reward. But it was really good fun. Then I hear another scream, and I figure "oh, it might be the woman and I'll get a reward if I help her again". Some guy is coming out the saloon, insults a black dude, I intervene. We get into a fist fight, I promptly kick his rear end, he politely replies by shooting me a bunch. I kill him. And then another wave of 10 or 20 guys comes at me again. Each kill giving me negative honour.

Walked into that town with my honour a fair bit past the midway point. I'm leaving it and I'm so far to the left of the midway point. And as far as I can tell, it does nothing? Like no reward for stepping in. Not too annoyed cause that was the most enjoyable gun fight ever but drat, I wish my honour didn't take that bad a hit for helping some dockside whore out.

Sounds like someone ran across a town with economic anxiety and you should probably just honor their culture

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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is there a point to hats beyond looking cool because I've decided to go without which is working really well for me

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la la la I sure hope a train doesn't show UPPPP gently caress


https://i.imgur.com/c5sDKyl.gifv

RIP Horse 1

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drat, me and that horse had been through a lot

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moist turtleneck
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I moved my hud safezeone inward a bunch and switched to the expanded hud

This made it easier for me to see symbols on the radar and to be able to read subtitles without squinting

I think I had to do this with Witcher as well

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Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Just accidentally ran over the dog at the Wagon Fence. Whatever terrible things happen to Arthur, I now deserve it.

that dog has a death wish

https://i.imgur.com/xzQrk3R.gifv

rip horses

https://i.imgur.com/GByYq0V.gifv

rip john
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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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Yeah I never saw Jack and company until I got the fishing mission and only for that bit of time

I thought the other blond boob lady was Sadie and it threw me off when she would talk about Arthur in the olden days

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if I donate perfect pelts to pearson can I use them to decorate my camp?

or do I have to hold onto a bunch of perfects to get a new handbag?

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I felt all high and mighty donating a perfect rat pelt to pearson, which i found digging around in a decomposing deer

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https://i.imgur.com/Pb6XJXp.gifv

yeah the gotcha is you have to start on a road or trail

moist turtleneck
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im gonna marry sadie

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Can someone explain the Francis/Stone etching ending? Everybody acts like I should know the twist but I feel like I missed a movie in popular culture or something

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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You ain't a cowboy unless you're mainlining dip

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they should make it so theres a sun or snowflake icon next to the temp because I dunno what arthur considers cold

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I would really like this for when you take cover but the computer hasn't figured out where you are quite right so you just sit there unable to aim for ten seconds until your character floats two inches to the left

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Soonmot posted:

what the even gently caress?!

I just had a random event in valentine where a dude throws another dude out of the bar, beats him up and then says he's gonna go sleep with his wife. I follow the guy in, antagonize him into starting a fist fight and even though I'm beating the poo poo out of him, he won't fall down. I went through three tonics and beat up four other guys and finally had to run because I guess I hit someone who wasn't fighting so I had a crime reported.

I hogtied this dude and walked him over to the sheriff and the sheriff executed me for kidnapping

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me trying to get through blackjack without skips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RpJ0eVr-U0&t=34s

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Jul 17, 2003

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yeah those dudes are way too protective of the land they don't own

I'm just passing through with witcher vision on just give me a break

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ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET ON MY HORSE

https://i.imgur.com/WeBrBjl.gifv

goodbye bear hat, i bearly knew thee

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

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lol Benghazi is a whiny bitch in every thread it's amazing

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The spoiler is it's a prequel of rdr 1?

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Then like scroll past you dipshit lmao

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If you get so triggered by spoilers then maybe don't look at the thread smart guy

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Dinosaur Gum
lol what spoiler have I posted

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nice meltdown

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People that get this butthurt about chapter 2 "spoilers" should probably just stay off the internet

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Dinosaur Gum
OMG spoilers I didn't know there were horses in the game !!

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Yes I agree don't read threads

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ah what a quaint little town

*howdy mister* *you sum' bitch*

oh neat look at all the animals

https://i.imgur.com/kTQ0STc.gifv

i fuckin hate this town

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double rainbow

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Nov 5, 2018

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1059880635395911682

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i have a bear hat

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