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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Seriously, not sure why it's a popular song? Every line has little to nothing to do with any other line in the song.

I don't understand what the point of these lyrics are?

Just read these lyrics, none of it goes together.

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in twelve-thirty flight
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say: Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had"

Oh here is the song too...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengeti" has always struck me as deep poo poo.

I'll hang up and listen.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



He wants to get on a plane and go to Africa.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


colonialist horseshit

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pop songs don't have to make sense

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
What's with those glasses?

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

goethe.cx posted:

colonialist horseshit

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



This video is the only thing about Toto’s Africa that’s worth giving a poo poo about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

He wants to bang a black chick, it's pretty straightforward OP

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9FyLsfDzw

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5iFmd7Dyow:nws:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

its about buying a sex slave from the Côte d'Ivoire

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014


well that explains it

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

https://youtu.be/9N9OM1nxdYc

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
He went to Africa to get the cure for lycanthropy, but his lady love is coming to visit him and he is excited about boning

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

He gets cryptic advice from a wise man among the savages of darkest Africa

Marlboro for Cats
Apr 14, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I've always kinda wondered what gives you the ecclesiastical authority to bless a natural phenomenon like rain?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider

Grevling posted:

He gets cryptic advice from a wise man among the savages of darkest Africa

Did he?

"He turned to me as if to say"

Old man didn't say poo poo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
We had this thread less than a month ago and it was settled. Toto rules. Wtf op? We’re you deaf?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

He wants to bang a black chick, it's pretty straightforward OP

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

fruit on the bottom posted:

Did he?

"He turned to me as if to say"

Old man didn't say poo poo

He didn't need to say it, all the information Toto needed was in those old eyes.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvHqKljb5Y

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wvWFW4xTs

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D__6hwqjZAs

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
toto is a dog, a small dog from a movie. hollywood types are notorious for being weird and eccentric and i can only assume being a dog just makes that even worse because dogs are already pretty weird when you think about it (they dont cut off their tails like we do, they talk in short loud bursts of word, they absolutely can use a toilet and choose not to, they screw anything and anyone, angels, devils, everything, like it's their right because it IS) so i don't know why you'd expect a fucken hollywood dog to write lyrics that make sense, they're more into the music anyway and the words are more part of the experience

each word makes you feel a different feeling which is how dogs experience language anyway, they're gifted that way

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
it's not about the literal meaning op, it's about conveying a mood. you idiot. you moron.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Action Jacktion posted:

This is the best thing Ive seen in a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvvHqKljb5Y

the weezer version sucks

the ninja sex party version is way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfetmSF5RP4

also Hold the Line is the better Toto song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



CBJSprague24 posted:

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengeti" has always struck me as deep poo poo.

I'll hang up and listen.

It's a classic line

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
He fell in love with a black woman.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

He wants to bang a black chick, it's pretty straightforward OP

gently caress, beaten.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

CBJSprague24 posted:

"Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus over the Serengeti" has always struck me as deep poo poo.

I'll hang up and listen.

Pretty good metaphor. A mountain is like another mountain.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The Pacific stretches like the Atlantic across the west coast.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I bet Africans are real thankful that their rains were blessed by goddamn Toto.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


fun fact, the lead singer of toto is john williams's son

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I'm glad Weezer made a cover because it comes on the radio station I normally listen to so I get to scream I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRIIIIIIIICA while I drive.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Chomp8645 posted:

Pretty good metaphor. A mountain is like another mountain.

Olympus is also the mythical home of the gods so there's a bit more to the metaphor than comparing two normal mountains

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
You just don't understand symbolism and metaphor and stuff OP.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
You want good lyrics? Look no further than Lighting Man by Nitzer Ebb!

It seems some story was told
But what is there to tell?
Well, some song had been sung
But none of it sings
So let's spell it out
A, B, and C
Up and down from A is to Z
You meant zed, you said zed

From nothing to something
And something for nothing
From no one to someone
From someone to same one
Same old thing
The only way out
Leads to no way back
What can you do?

Easy
You shove it back where it came
Easy
You never let yourself down

So you got up
And you ran
And you run to get up
Through Chinatowns
To slip right down
Soho's a town in every downtown

Drinking friends
Who've drunk in bars
Whose drunken friends
In drinking bars, waiting
For the lightning man to strike

Icing on your cake
Well, if I knew you were coming
I'd cooked your goose

Baby, come to daddy
Baby, come to daddy
Baby, come to daddy
Daddy's come to baby
Daddy's come to baby
Come to daddy
Baby
Baby, come to daddy

Easy
You shove it back where it came
Easy
You never let yourself down

You better be careful out there
You be careful out there
You better be careful out there
You be careful
You ain't gonna get far
You better be careful out there
You ain't gonna get far
You ain't gonna get far
You be careful out there
You ain't gonna get far
You ain't gonna get far
You be careful out there
You better be careful out there
We're gonna pluck you off
You better be careful out there
You ain't gonna get far
You ain't gonna get far
We're gonna pluck you off
We're gonna pluck you off
We're gonna pluck you off

Baby, come to daddy
Daddy's come to baby
Daddy's come to baby
Come to daddy
Come to baby
Baby, come to daddy
Daddy's come to baby
Come to daddy

Easy
You shove it right back down
Easy
You never listen to this

tmm3k
Jul 19, 2006
It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred probes or more could ever do
I bless the posts down in GBS

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
What about black pussy do you not understand?

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I bless the rains down in Africa

The titular line is actually “I guess the rain’s down in Africa”, implying that the metaphorical “rain” in the singer’s relationship has passed.

It’s a song about a guy who’s getting back together with his estranged ex-girlfriend, OP. :eng101:

Also the chorus has some fuckin’ sweet harmonies, that’s why people like it so much.

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