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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
better not say even though i dont think she even read sa back when i knew her

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

better not say even though i dont think she even read sa back when i knew her




lol

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im calling my publicist to find why i didnt get a page 1 namedrop

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

3O. I'd immediately divorce and draw a line down his kitsch pocket dimension of a condo like an episode of brady bunch. i'd forcefeed my half of his stuff to the homeless.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Gaunab posted:

Go on...

Her name was/is Aintain

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
She's sleeping right next to me. It took a while for us to realize we're both goons.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



I wouldn't marry a goon. That sounds like hell on eart....

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

3O. I'd immediately divorce and draw a line down his kitsch pocket dimension of a condo like an episode of brady bunch. i'd forcefeed my half of his stuff to the homeless.

...ooooh. Excellent choice, sir. :golfclap:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
The guy who cooked himself to death in his car so I can collect that sweet insurance money.

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Me

:evilbuddy:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Y'all know what the penalty for bigamy is, right?

two wives

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT


In memoriam I would choose the late great Zergling Minor as my husband.

I would feel so small and so safe.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Literally a person seems like marriage material

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

probably kyoon

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
And I thought the pickins on tinder were slim!!

jk id marry u all if I could:love:

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Creepy fuckers

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
Lauroon Kyanka has a pretty attractive profile pic and is pretty recognisable.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mega64 posted:

The guy who cooked himself to death in his car so I can collect that sweet insurance money.

Don't forget about the leftover pills you can find in the house like easter eggs!! aroooooga!

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

i would marry numberoneposter, i like his/her witty zingers!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'd marry Applewhite and then threaten him with an ugly divorce if he doesn't do Space Tits II: The Asspire Strikes Back

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I would marry MageMage could you imagine the fights we could have if we were married

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

idk which one of you is rich and lives an adventurous lifestyle where fatal accidents could believably happen any given day

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ
moot

Android Lust
Sep 2, 2012

skylark and i wouldnt even think twice about it :smug:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Android Lust posted:

skylark and i wouldnt even think twice about it :smug:

This is the weirdest coming out announcement ever.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Anyone from Goons in Platoons so I can get their tricare and share in their socialist housing welfare.

Oh and Caro since he's down for traveling to different countries and that sounds fun.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Does anyone else remember lurkky?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

gooncamp rear end to mouth girl

gayest of posters
Aug 5, 2018

by R. Guyovich
jon pop

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Former DILF posted:

gooncamp rear end to mouth girl

Probably deceased now

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

lowtax, but only to get the GT-R in the divorce

e: or lessthanthree

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Whomever else is tall and drunk and not too particular about hard drugs.

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Whomever else is tall and drunk and not too particular about hard drugs.

hey gorgeous, i'm 66.6% of those things, repeating of course

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


wow ummm idk

*blush*

OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001

I remember in the early days of somethingawful somegirl was really hot in my teenage mind. I aged like fine cheese, so im pretty sure she'd be into me now.

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum
Pretty much whoever is the post below this.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Hector Beerlioz is my waifu

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Picnic Princess.

She just got a nice new couch and she has lots of room under her bed.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
gurf so he would post videos of the honeymoon on stolen credit cards

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m taken already. Sorry.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mng posted:

Creepy fuckers

No, you have to pick one

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