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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > bad advice for meeting the parents ITT
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FactsAreUseless

 have sex with their dad

edit: have sex with their dad

* # ? Aug 24, 2018 16:24
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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Bring your dad and get yourself on a dad spitroast.

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* # ? Aug 24, 2018 19:55
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Bacon Taco

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Gaspy Conana posted:

say "so... got any..... stairs in your house" to the dad and give him a knowing nod and wink

It's important to make sure the potential in-laws are protected.



* # ? Aug 24, 2018 21:48
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ghost emoji

oooOooOOOooh
stand perfectly still. Parents can only see movement

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* # ? Aug 28, 2018 15:26
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Stooge


 Shower them in compliments like:

"Why isn't [name of your significant other] as hot as you".

Stooge fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Aug 29, 2018
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