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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Cops have surrounded my building. The guy two floors above me apparently has a warrant out. At least 6cops with guns pointing at his door

Iím in a corner of a room with my spouse hoping we donít get caught in the crossfire. Wish me luck.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Whoops, meant to post in GBS

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Phone posting, how do I upload photos on mobile?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

What is Dungeons and Dragons?


I know when I'm in mortal danger my first thought is "wait'll the goons hear about this!"

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

We all process trauma differently

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

hey kid how's the cake


PYF time you were in a hostage situation

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Guy jumped from the third floor onto our ground level patio. Broke something and an ambulance is taking him away.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

Don't give me that look




N. Senada posted:

Guy jumped from the third floor onto our ground level patio. Broke something and an ambulance is taking him away.

Hey technically your patio took out the gunman, congrats

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Iím not the hero they want, but the apt owner they need

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom



Soiled Meat

post pics

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

N. Senada has a new favorite as of 19:13 on Aug 12, 2018

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."



Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS



Well thats pretty neato.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Get into shit, let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, that was only gonorrhea




Three Olives posted:

This wouldn't have happened if you had a condo, peasant.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 7, 2007

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a patio

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Your patio is a hero. It should get a medal.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Welcome to Disney XD Everyone!

1stGear posted:

PYF time you were in a hostage situation

So about three years ago my street got blockaded because someone three houses down probably killed his wife. When the cops showed up to serve his arrest warrant he had anticipated this and set up barricades and taken his neighbor hostage. We were all given strict orders not to leave our houses until the all clear was given six hours later, during this time it was impossible to hear anything except the helicopters (Both SWAT and local news) and the back and forth between the hostage negotiator and the suspect. It was more tedious than frightening but the thought of getting hit by a stray bullet did stay at the front of my mind.

So thanks N. Senada for empowering me to talk about this

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich


Once I mistimed the start of an event and was stuck alone for 3 hours in the middle of nowhere with an old man that was one of those "Discovered Jesus and wants to do nothing else but talk about It" types.

Varsity
Jun 4, 2006
I, uh.... I don't know...

GBS used to be not horrible less lovely.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Varsity posted:

GBS used to be not horrible less lovely.

I staunchly disagree

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO


Goldmine thread immediately imo

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009







du -hast posted:

Goldmine thread immediately imo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


1stGear posted:

PYF time you were in a hostage situation

One time I wanted to buy a a bag of cheetohs from the shop but my neighbour was working on his front garden and I didn't want to talk to him so I had to wait 3 hours until he went inside

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

I am glad this had a happy ending.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One time I wanted to buy a a bag of cheetohs from the shop but my neighbour was working on his front garden and I didn't want to talk to him so I had to wait 3 hours until he went inside

Situations like these are exactly what pocket sand was made for

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One time I wanted to buy a a bag of cheetohs from the shop but my neighbour was working on his front garden and I didn't want to talk to him so I had to wait 3 hours until he went inside

I called in sick from work once because my landlord was working on his car for several hours and I owed him like 100 euro that I didn't have and didn't want to talk about it again. I thought about leaving through the window but there wouldn't be a way to close it from the outside.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker

PYF: Point-of-impact

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

flirt with the cops and see if you can date one of them

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

DarklyDreaming posted:

It was more tedious than frightening but the thought of getting hit by a stray bullet did stay at the front of my mind.

I felt similarly. I was super worried that the guy would jump onto the ground floor and break into our apartment and try to hide out here. And I was also afraid the cops might open fire and just shoot into our apartment to get him.

Classic good news bad news scenario. He did jump but he did break his leg.

Officer called to ask me questions and he told me that the car the guyíd been fixing he was going to drive to Arizona because they donít extradite? Iím very tired today and kinda freaking out about stuff. OH WELL

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

"Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."



Out of frame is my spouse sitting on the floor.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



Iím also too poor to afford chairs

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004



That guy with a gun got owned, lamao.

rekt

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Fhistleb
Dec 31, 2008

Tell me more about your sandwiches.

You should have rubbed your rear end on the glass while the cops were trying to concentrate on a volatile situation.

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JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

1stGear posted:

PYF time you were in a hostage situation

Bought a house and a month later someone would not stop banging on my door. I peaked out the blinds to a cop in tac gear pointing a gun and yelling at me to open the door. I opened the door to a bunch of guns and tasers pointed at me. They kept asking about some guy that I didn't know and then asked why I was acting nervous. When I told them I just bought the house and that I didn't think they were here to welcome me to the neighborhood they lightened up some and put their guns away. They still searched my house and told me the previous owner was a drug dealer who had been spotted on the street earlier that morning.

Later when I guess they caught the guy I got a visit from the County Sheriffs looking to cease the house for being purchased with drug money.

It all worked out in the end and they didn't shoot my dogs or me and I still have the house.

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