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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



MOD EDIT HAMLINE

LAST YEAR: The B1G bullshitted their way to 3 of the 4 frozen four spots and all 3 of them lost. lol.

THIS YEAR: There's going to be more bullshit! College hockey is bullshit! We're going to watch anyway because we're all a bunch of masochists! I'm going to make more Talking Heads references! gently caress you!

LITERALLY NOBODY CARES
Exactly one team matters here (Air Force) and everyone is trash garbage. Why in blue gently caress does this conference get an auto-bid?

gently caress THE B1G gently caress JIM DELANY gently caress THIS CONFERENCE gently caress THEIR TV DEALS gently caress THE B1G THIS CONFERENCE IS POOP TRASH BRING BACK THE CCHA gently caress THE B1G
Newcomers Notre Dame went over a shockingly competent gently caress Ohio State in OT. Michigan is rebuilding under Pearson. gently caress Ohio State may be a flash in the pan? Guess we'll find out. Penn State regressed to .500. Michigan State is still 100% rear end, my dudes. Wisconsin and Minnesota are also in this conference. Noted Good Poster Neo is hopefully still around to either bemoan or celebrate Michigan. Maybe both!

JUST CALL IT IVY LEAGUE HOCKEY ALREADY
Cornell had a hell of a year and then was immediately eliminated by BU in the national tournament. Princeton won the conference tourney and got tossed by gently caress Ohio State. This may be the most Paper Tiger conference.

lovely ACCENTS AND THE ONLY CONFERENCE THAT GETS ANY SHRED OF NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION, ALL FROM R-LAM AND lovely PLAY BY PLAY ANNOUNCER JOHN BUCCIGROSS
I just now learned the conference tournament trophy is the Lou Lamoriello Trophy. Huh, how about that? BU won out over Providence and I think Northeastern finally won the beanpot for the first time in like 25 years, maybe that was last year. This all runs together in my lovely head. gently caress you!

MURDERER'S ROW WITH SPECIAL GUESTS MIAMI AND COLORADO COLLEGE
Holy poo poo Miami's never getting rid of Rico, are they? How the hell St. Cloud got upset by god damned Air Force in the national tournament is a mystery. Teemu's gonna make a lot of angry posts. Like, all the angry posts. Just you fuckin' wait.

CHAOS loving REIGNS IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE MEASURED IN THE DOZENS
Yeah this conference still makes no sense. I'm amazed both Alaska teams have still survived. Fightin' Nerds won it then got mollywopped by Notre Dame.


IT'S TIME FOR A TON OF BAD POSTS BETWEEN LIKE 6 COOL FOLKS AS ANOTHER SEASON OF lovely COLLEGE HOCKEY IS SOON UPON US, MY DUDES. YELL ABOUT YOUR SCHEDULES OR SOMETHING. LET THIS THREAD DIE FOR 2 MONTHS UNTIL THE SEASON STARTS. LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF TALKING HEADS SONGS BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD AND THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE FOR BAD COLLEGE HOCKEY. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl3B_FTDKD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWnuirIL8o

COLLEGE HOCKEY: gently caress YOU

E: someone post the gifs of Michigan guy flipping off a Nodak fan and BG getting run over by a parade

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Aug 15, 2018

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Coco13 posted:

More relevant to this thread, I saw David Byrne in concert supporting 'American Utopia' and it was a religious experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07G4xhSefuI

now we're talkin

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Edward Mass posted:

Is this the thread where I say the US got screwed in the Hlinka Gretzky Cup?

Sure!

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Gigi Galli posted:

Northeastern did win the beanpot last year for the first time in forever, but you couldn't tell because those idiot fucks are always falling down drunk in the street vomiting out of ubers pretending like they're not a safety school at any time of the year for any reason.

Good to see your hatred in midseason form already

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Michigan is gonna be real good this year with Hughes back

So will ND, as Jeff Jackson is a wizard or something

Jackson coaches his rear end off, I gotta hand it to him. Hockey was an afterthought at Notre Dame for a long time before he arrived.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



T-Bone posted:

is UMASS gonna be tournament contention good with Level 2 Makar or just better than Maine good

UMass hasn't even been over .500 in the better part of a decade. Makar might be good but that's asking a hell of a lot for them to suddenly make the national tournament

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



God drat I completely forgot Quick went to Lowell

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/hockeyfights/st...189550047543296

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



poo poo kicks into gear this week!

lovely LOW EFFORT CONFERENCE PREVIEW TIME!!! I'm not using Talking Heads references this time!


when a web site asks if i want to see their "New Design" it is the exact same thing as a man asking if i want to see his penis and rear end
The B1G added Notre Dame and Michigan might not suck! Ohio State is inexplicably not poo poo and largely have Tanner Laczynski to thank for that! Sparty is still poo poo! ND goaltender Cale Morris is The Truth!

i can just tell all of you are going to be a bucnh of little shits today and rat gently caress me out of another pulitzer price by not retweeting me
the fukkn nerrrrrd conference is... hell I don't know maybe Harvard will be good again?

i love being the guy at pitch fork whose job it is to argue that thr greatest song of all time is "You Aint Nothin But A Hound Dog" by elvis
BC and BU are both probably gonna own. BU have a loaded freshman class. BC returns drat near everybody. Providence looks to be loving stacked.

i loving hate it when i come at the king and miss, especially when I best not do that
This is gonna be a loving bloodbath. Minn-Duluth stand a great chance of repeating. St. Cloud returns almost all of its scoring, but lost head coach Bob Motzko to Minnesota. NoDak is loving Nodak. Lord knows what your'e going to get out of WMU but Wade Allison is back and will be a monster.

they need to put nets up in the baseball fields to catch all the homers. youre wasting so many good baseballs and it makes me sick
This is basically Minn-State, Fightin' Nerds, BG... and then God knows what. Weird poo poo will happen, that is a 100% guarantee. SPACEBEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

i bet the three stooges would be pissed if they figured out the name of their show. they probably think its called "the three normal guys'
Air Force probably gets the autobid out of the conference that very loving much should not have one.

here comes that rear end hole. that bloated nit wit trying to scam us again. that howling jack-o-lantern. Boy id love to get a look at his pecker
Someone give Arizona State a home, please. C'mon. (it's gonna be the WCHA isn't it)


SATURDAY! ALL TIMES EASTERN BECAUSE gently caress YOU! ALSO THESE ARE ALL EXHIBITIONS! HOLY gently caress rear end!

York @ Niagara 3PM
Toronto @ Canisius 4:35PM
Ottawa @ St. Lawrence 5PM
US U-18 @ Ferris State 5:07PM
Lakehead @ Bemidji State 7:07PM
Guelph @ Clarkson 7PM
Brock @ Penn State 7PM
Acadia @ BU 7PM
Prince Edward Island @ Q'Pac 7PM
New Brunswick @ BC 7PM
Lethbridge @ WMU 7:05PM
Wilfrid Laurier @ RIT 7:05PM
Manitoba @ NoDak 8:07PM
Alberta @ Denver 9:07PM
Mount Royal @ Minn State 8:07 PM
Royal Military @ UMass Not Lowell, The Other One 8PM

SATURDAY NON-CON GAMES!! gently caress!!
LSSU @ Merrimack 7PM
AIC @ Providence 7PM
Army @ Union 7PM
SPACEBEAR @ Arizona State 9:05 PM
BGSU @ Mercyhurst 7:05PM
Bama-Huntsville @ TO ZE NORTHEAST REGIONALS 7:05PM
Colorado College @ Alaska-Anchorage 11:07PM
Minnesota @ Minn-Duluth 8:07PM
Vermont @ Retired, Red 7:30 PM

GO YOUR TEAM UNLESS THEY ARE PLAYING MY TEAM, THEN DO NOT GO YOUR TEAM

COLLEGE HOCKEY SUCKS AND IS BAD LET'S ALL GET HYPE

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/s...820190915854336

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



AsInHowe posted:

My Michigan tickets came in the mail last week, I am very excited for college hockey despite Michigan having almost zero games after the new year.

why the hell are Michigan and Penn state playing a game in MSG?

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Illinois has been hemorrhaging money even with the lucrative BTN deal. I'd be stunned if they could bankroll a program at all.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



MERCYHURST

MORE LIKE


MERCYWORST

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Arizona State swept Spacebear 3-0 and 5-0 in a weekend series


UAF only had 13 total shots in the 2nd game

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG in a tuesday night game with WMU because sure why not

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG smokes WMU 6-2 hell yeah

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



hahahaha that's great

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Teemu Pokemon posted:

ccha master race

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG lost to Bobby mo and that is unacceptable

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Teemu Pokemon posted:

hot take combine them into one school since they are technically under the same state school umbrella and just have them play H/A in month blocks alternating home site between schools

They did legit discuss merging the programs when they had budget problems a couple years ago.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG bounces back and destroys bobby mo 6-0. Far more acceptable.

OTHER STUFF OF NOTE

Minn State sweeps BU

MIAMI DOESN'T LOSE TO MERCYHURST

Wisconsin beats BC in a track meet

Colorado College hammers Air Force and may not suck this year????

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Results of note from last night:

Q'pac beats BC 1-0 and is off to a 3-0 start. BC still winless in 3 games.

UMass (no not the good one, the other one) smoked Ohio State 6-3.

Clarkson upset Wisconsin 4-2.

Michigan got their first win of the season in a 6-5 track meet over WMU.

Minnesota State had a 4 goal 2nd period and hammered NoDak 7-4. Mavericks only had 21 shots in the win

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



SATURDAY RESULTS

Merrimack (Merrimack!!) shuts out BU 4-0. BU now winless in their first 3.

Colorado College had a 4 goal 1st and beat UNH 4-3. May not be 100% rear end this year?

Spacebear holds on to tie Denver 3-3.

Notre Dame destroys Nebraska-Omaha 8-2.

Babby US team beats Harvard 6-3.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BU lost some huge players to grad and the NHL in the off-season, I'm not surprised they're a little slow out of the gate

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



CCHA action tonight with BG hosting WMU

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



lol after some majors and game misconducts, WMU pulling their goalie with over 7 minutes left, it's a 6 on 3.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG sweeps WMU for the first time in 8 years

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/BGFalconHockey/...977128213262336


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



SEVEN TO NOTHING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT IS STILL THE SECOND PERIOD

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/BGFalconHockey/...991016703119360

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



lmao that owns so hard

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



So spacebear, i get that Minn State is good but....



uh...

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG and OSU tied at 2, eeh i'll take it

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Grand Theft Autobot posted:

This season is already a clusterfuck. UMD is clearly the best team in the country. They'd probably not drop that game to Minnesota at this point in the year or after.

Who the gently caress else is there right now? Penn State, Denver, SCSU (probably), and loving Bowling Green?

edit: Minnesota State. They should be top 4.

YER DAMNED RIGHT




we'll blow this in spectacular fashion soon enough, just wait

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



AsInHowe posted:

Notre Dame has moved their game against Michigan on January 5th to Notre Dame Stadium.

I was wondering when that would happen. It blew my mind that the only game they were gonna do was the NHL one.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Grand Theft Autobot posted:

How is Providence ranked higher than Notre Dame? The only good team Providence has played is Notre Dame, who loving destroyed them.

edit: I think ND wins the Big 10 and should be in the top 3 still. The Bulldogs have had their number for a long loving time, it's just how it goes sometimes. Whether it's just a mental thing or a system thing, ND is better than their games against UMD would suggest.

My dude you are taking rankings 2 weeks into the season waaaayy too seriously

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



BG now 6-1-1 hell yeah

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Yeah Hastings has done a hell of a job there and by all rights the WCHA still goes through them at the end of the day, even for the recent success with BG and the fightin' nerds

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Jesus christ

https://twitter.com/rvallonBG/statu...851439571456000

Anchorage gonna be lucky to get like 2 total wins out of that run

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



https://twitter.com/NHLhistorygirl/...899704924930048

College Hockey 18-19 Megathread: Loafing is abolished

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