Pathos posted:

triple sulk posted:

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

Im imagining a Roku's Bastalisk type thing where President Avenatti punishes the people who didn't provide support and help him come to power

triple sulk posted:

twoday posted:

Epic High Five posted:

*looking 3 years into the future at myself making my 30,000th post in the 'AVENUTTI: #Bastanomics means the rich must be killed' thread*

twoday posted:

This thread is the VIP section of Hell

twoday posted:

Gringostar posted:

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

twoday posted:

and so we have this
you have it in your secret windows
and your understanding to understand it and to bring it forth
it takes minute detail
it takes a c-spam life
it takes emotions
it takes dedication
it takes dedication
it takes a death
and only Avenatti can allow it,
and you couldn't do it if you don't acknowledge Avenatti

and so the path through the great corridors
these are corridors unto his presidency
that is through which Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen have penetrated
that through this great sea of blackness
that I penetrated through these corridors
and I went through that last segment
where I went through these dark serpentines
I passed through the Succzone
where they sat, where they are

and when you penetrate to the Avenatti toxx thread
you will believe you are mad
you will believe you've gone insane
but I tell you if you follow the secret window
and you die to Trump nature
you will penetrate this darkness

oh yes there's many a man or woman
that's been put in the insane asylum
when this has happened to them
and they're sitting there today, people think they're insane
but they saw something that's real
and they see it when they're on drugs
the only thing is they see it
not through the light of Avenatti, and the way I show you
I show you to see it through the light of Avenatti
and the understanding of Avenatti
because when you see the face of Avenatti, you will die
and there will be nothing left of you
except the Avenatti-man, the Avenatti-woman
the basta man, the basta woman
the basta child
there'll be basta on your lips day and night
there'll be a song of jubilee waiting for your king
there will be nothing you will be looking for in this world
except for Avenatti

this is all a dream
a dream in death

and so I went through that window
and past the escalator of hell and the establishment dems of the highest order
and I went through that when I showed you post #3

Top City Homo posted:

please sticky this on page 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvXrMbyOjrY

twoday posted:

Top City Homo posted:

twoday posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

U-DO Burger posted:

freckle posted:

twoday posted:

The 6 Phases of Avenattization:

- Confusion
- Disgust
- Anger
- Calculation
- Acceptance
- Basta

Man Musk posted:

triple sulk posted:

freckle posted:

twoday posted:

Avenatti wants to legalize weed

Taintrunner posted:

it is literally 2018 long before the 2020 democratic primaries have started and I only came to this thread to poo poo on these heretics and prosthelytize the good word of Bernard Sanders, the Hero of America, so I demand an exception

Jose posted:

no

Lastgirl posted:

eonwe posted:

Gringostar posted:

he gonna win

twoday posted:

ted hitler posted:

spoiler alert for the first matrix movie I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5p7oUGT29k

edit: gfycat cut off the last seconds

Jose posted:

ted hitler posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3aAisv6.mp4

ted hitler posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dCenARN.mp4

twoday posted:

U-DO Burger posted:

Nikita Khrushchev posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S MICHAEL AVENATTI AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, BASTA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME WEAK DEMS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY MADE DONALD TRUMP SCARED. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

twoday posted:

The rally is going to be straight up

twoday posted:

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B̷͓̻̙̱̥͍̬̱͒̈́̓̂͑̕͝Ả̡̛̛̮͉̻̪̬́̈́͆̔̐͟S̡͙̻̳̪͚̞̤̳̬̄̈́̏̂͗̃̉T̹̣̜̥̱̠̈́̀͊͑̅̆̿͒ͅÄ̸̰̲͕͕̥̼̖̩́̿̆̎̒̊
.
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U-DO Burger posted:

twoday posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

twoday posted:

twoday posted:

twoday posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Lastgirl posted:

Lastgirl posted:

look at this ridiculous shiet~

twoday posted:

Gringostar posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ys_iD_aQJE

Lastgirl posted:

Man Musk posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

twoday posted:

Leaving aside the problem of integral changes in the menu made to accommodate the new take-out option, not even on the surface of the public quagmire that is the Applebee's twitter feed were we able to discern the slightest motion that could lessen the rampant putrefaction that is the selection of appetizers currently on offer. The previous managememt regime was guilty of theft, pillage, and disrespect for human life; but the present regime has increased culinary skullduggery five-fold, flavor inadequacy ten-fold, and a hundred-fold the lack of respect for human life through the promotion of the so-called "all-you-can-eat riblet deal meal." I know that banishment from the most conveniently located casual dining chain restaurant on this section of the interstate will be harder for me than it has ever been for anyone, and I, now deprived of mozzarella sticks, will be lambasted with cowardly threats and hideous cruelty by the Applebee's staff whenever I pass. But I do not fear my new life at T.G.I.Fridays, as I do not fear the fury of the miserable tyrant who has eschewed millennials through the abolition of Sriracha bone-in wings in favor of the miserable abomination that is the Triple Hog Dare Ya pulled pork sandwich. Condemn me. It does not matter. History will absolve me.

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlOzczJqyc

Wynona Dryder posted:

Avenatti's Outbox

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Palemdromes posted:

I can't even cry. My mind is so enraptured by the wrong that was just allowed to happen, that all parties involved not only ignored it but even helped this ill spread until it has taken root at the top office, I went past denial and straight into anger and depression. I don't think on the 5 stages of grief I'll ever truly go to acceptance. Not this. My childhood is Bush Jr. and now my adulthood is Donald Trump. What did I do to deserve this, what did the people who suffered by their hands, and are going to suffer did to deserve this?

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Call Your Grandma posted:

#basta

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Today's Basta! I think theres enough political propaganda to get me through a couple years lol

U-DO Burger posted:

バスターソード = bastaasoodo = BASTA SWORD

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

BASTA!

U-DO Burger posted:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AVENATTI TAKE MY BASTA ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

twoday posted:

-·=»‡«=·-🍔♜*'¨¯¨'* 𝔟𝔸şŦ𝔸 *'¨¯¨'*🔥♗ -·=»‡«=·-

twoday posted:

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝐵𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒶 ♥

freckle posted:

_{basta basta BASTA} B A S T A !

Dick Valentine posted:

triple sulk posted:

twoday posted:

jerry seinfel posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

twoday posted:

Call Your Grandma posted:

Avenatti Report:

Shitlibs: Shook
Bernie Bros: Shook
Republicans: Shook
Fox News: Shook
Dolan Trmop: Shook
Mods: Shook
C-SPAM: BASTA

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1044980036112207872

triple sulk posted:

twoday posted:

twoday posted:

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

ted hitler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaimKVtLcyU

ted hitler posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

ted hitler posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Wynona Dryder posted:

twoday posted:

Today Avenatti:

- launched an 11th hour assault on Kavanagh
- trounced Jr.
- began his Twitter war with Trump by nearly challenging the president to a duel
- unblocked his account in a brilliant follower recruiting tactic

The thread:
- went gold
- hit 100 pages
- hit 100 toxxes

Willie Tomg posted:

republicans: we just LOVE this guy burning the libs and RINOs on twitter! are these "memes"? they're so good!

democrats, two to three years later: hold my virgin sangria

twoday posted:

The Book of Basta will be modeled on the first runes of the ancient Finnish epic poem, the Kalevala, with fixed meter that can be easily memorized and chanted, and whereas the Kalevala describes the birth of the Hurculean figure of Wanamoinan, the Book of Basta will portray Basta as a fully formed demigod, with a description of him ascending a ziggurat and eviscerating Kek

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Wynona Dryder posted:

twoday posted:

I̷̛͙̝͇̻͌͐̋͊͛̓͘ ̴͔̑͗̂̿̆̃̊͘͘͘͜a̶̹̘̘̱̰̩̅̊͆́̍̿́͌̓̽̈́̕͝m̴̗͓̦̜̐̍͋̓̿̈́̾̿̽̋͌̓͑͘͠ ̷͈̱͉͓̓͊̃͆̃̋̐̃͒̈́͐͐̈́͘͠t̵̢̢̧̙̼̳̺͔̹̙͇̤̘͔͛́̇̈́͆͒̆̑̿̈́̂̂̄̉̚ͅh̸̰̪̆ǫ̵̛͖̫̫͇̺̣̻̱͚̬̟̩̅͊͑̂̅̊̐̀̄͐̑͜ṟ̶͂̉́̒̈́̀̇̕͠͝ơ̵̧̢͈͈͍͎̜͓̭̋̏̂̓̉̃̿̿̃͜u̶̢̬̳̼͈͉̺̪̭̭̘̲̾ģ̸̛̰̺̳͈͍̈́͌̓̀̈́͂̊́̎͜͝h̷̼̖̳̾͑̑̂̽̉̑͆͛͗̚l̸̩̰̽̔̎y̷̯̹̒̇̆̿̂͛̌͂͝ ̷̛̦̖̒̈́͗̄̓́̔̒͛̈̈́͠͠ė̵̤̦̖̤̯̻̩̎̽̒͐̈͠ņ̸̯̦̩͝j̵̗̲̯̩͖̞̬̬̻̘̋̔̑̈́̋̃ö̸̢̤̳͚͉́́́̃̃͑̽͑̂͊͘y̶̡̭̙͈͙͇̯̹̏͒͜i̶̞̮̱̝̬͙͑̾̆̓͊̓̉̕n̶̠͊̀͌͋̓̆̀̇̈͒̈̊ḡ̶̲̤̟͚̰̎̊̽͌̔͒̇̈̈͘ ̵̘͈̰̝̇̔͗̈̎͗̋͜͜͝ͅļ̶̢͙̱̯̯̩̦̓̿̍̓̾̅̅̅̾̑̽̈ȉ̵̧̡͓̼͚̭͙̘̘̒̀̋͌̑v̸̨̡̜̼͖̪͔͈͎̫̻̘̘̆̄i̶̙͎̻͇̤̫̽͒̎̉͜ń̷̨̲̮̟̻͖̗̔̋͐̓̑͒̏̓͛̅̉͝͝͝g̷͓̰̺̖͎̲͙͔̐̚͘ ̵̫͍̦͇̲̀̓̚ḭ̸̤͇͉͛͊̔͐̏͒̈́̓́͊̈́̈́͜n̸̨̠̞̞̪̯͐̓́̎͑́̕͠ͅ ̸̰̲̝̰̩͈̳̒̈́̈́h̵̤͐̓̅́̚i̵̩̯̣͎̗̺͚͚̥͕̣͕͔̫̓͌͜s̶͖̈̀̈́̓͗̃ ̵̮͕̰͓̬̹̺̰͐͂̔̐̏̏̒͝͝h̴̛̛̖̮̍̅̃̏͝ḛ̶̢̩͓͍͎̎̓̇͋̈̓̈͒͌̓͒͐͝a̶̢͓͍̫͍̭̼̼̝̱̋̉̇̆̈́̽̓̚͠͝͝ͅͅd̷̨͉͈̘̜̟͉͗͂͂̀̐̈́̉̀̾̇͘͜ ̸̛̘͕̈́̓̋̎̆̃̑̄̓̔͗͘̚͝r̴̡̖͙̭̠̖͕̈̃̓͛̓̓̇̈́̾̇̿͌̏̽͝ę̵͉̩̜̞̫̆͋͛̌ͅn̶̘̘̊̈́̂́̽̌̆̾̔͐t̶̡̡̫͉̜͚̥̗̖̻̞͇̉̌̊̿̓͆̒̊̊̈́̈́̉̌͜͠ ̴̡̢̧̬̩̣̝̳͉̲̬̟̫̿͗͗́͂͜f̴̡̧̦̻̙̦̯̳͔̹̪̖͇͐̀̇ṛ̸͚̬͙̘̉̅̑ͅḙ̴̘̠̺̬̳͗͂̒̈́̔̚ȩ̸̡̞̩̹̥̮͚̲̮̤͐̈́̔̈́̐͆̀͛̄̂͜

uber_stoat posted:

-a

Gringostar posted:

you a loving moron: things matter

me an enlightened basta: nothing matters

twoday posted:

That is one reason that I embrace the style of ironic posting much maligned by the succ zone

If you base your conclusions upon what has been and what you think should be, you are Hillary Clinton and will be shocked by the true scope of bullshit that is reality

If you start working from an ironic perspective you are capable of seeing all the blshit that peoe can possibly think.

And by approaching that a bit pessimistically you realize that whatever ridiculous ironic bullshit you come up with will actually sincerely be embraced by some idiots somewhere

Thus making nihilist irony posts allows you to forsee the worst outcomes and opinions before they happen

Willie Tomg posted:

jesus just when you'er thinking you're drunk and depressed, another goon posts

animist posted:

wait better version

dangerburrd posted:

Can someone who is good at video edit the entire tim and Eric bedtime stories episode where tim plays an evil Italian dude that makes a diaper eating addicted Eric cook sauce for him so that trump is Eric and Basra is time

Jon Joe posted:

in my new book, politics & lovecraft, i explore the comparisons between vaguely racist shoggoths that prove the universe cares not for us, & lovecraft

ted hitler posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

A lot of shook rear end posters in here last night, thats fine they'll basta soon enough.

Today's Bastaganda

an actual dog posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

uber_stoat posted:

buddhanc posted:

I'm seeing basta tomorrow in person

Gonna take a picture

Y'all choose the question I should ask

buddhanc posted:

We are an hour away and already a line forming

buddhanc posted:

I may not even get in to the drat thing lol

buddhanc posted:

They let in 300 people and I was the 305th

Lol couldn't even get my rear end in the theater

buddhanc posted:

I've already been cucked by avenatti and I've never seen him

Make the man president imo

buddhanc posted:

Lol there were hecklers toward event staff for not choosing a larger venue for basta

People re loving pissed

At least 300 people waiting outside that can't get in

Pathos posted:

imagine reading this stuff and being like “hmm this grifter is really bullshit I can’t wait for a real challenger to appear”

triple sulk posted:

ted hitler posted:

Epic High Five posted:

lmao that Avenatti had a rally that sold out and had a crowd of jeering pissed off people outside because they want to see him so bad and it's a trillion years until 2020 and he's already won

Epic High Five posted:

his competition is literally busying themselves with apologizing to incompetent rapist shills because the hoi polloi are screaming at them

they let him interrupt and talk and they do not make their points, which were bad to start with

they do not believe in anything, they worship compromise with fascists, they are active combatants againt every single american who makes less than 850k/year

every night their incompetence and legacy drives me to cheap vodka and as I get drunker I become more enamored of the #basta, then when I wake up sober I am more enamored of the #basta, then the next day I am more enamored of the #basta, then when I do not get hammered I am doubly more enamored of the #basta because it's clear and in your face

basta baby

burn it all loving down, Bernie was the compromise candidate like FDR who would improve the lives of the proles while keeping power structures intact. He was rejected. Burn it all down now

buddhanc posted:

You should've seen the fucki g line. Motherfucker was long as hell and people were hyped up. Probably should have been another 100 or so people in line but they were scared off by the line when they walked up

Pathos posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

Haha and oldie but a goodie. Video starts at the right spot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNWqrAhaLhM&t=1099s

no pubes yet sorry posted:

I encourage you to go read the US constitution.

Right down here, at the bottom, it says in bold print:

Syncopated posted:

ted hitler posted:

Mariana Horchata posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jym3WyW.mp4

animist posted:

lamentable dustman posted:

anyone make yet

twoday posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8pdhcZjN0

twoday posted:

Avenatti is a guy who thinks he's fly

And is also known as, uh, Basta

Syncopated posted:

ted hitler posted:

ted hitler posted:

Syncopated posted:

ted hitler posted:

ted hitler posted:

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

January 20, 2021

ted hitler posted:

twoday posted:

ted hitler posted:

Mariana Horchata posted:

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

felix and virgil from chapo both get it now

triple sulk posted:

check out this incredible avenattization. basically went straight from confusion to basta

Palemdromes posted:

People keep comparing him to trump. He's Trump's opposite, honestly. Physically fit, clean cut, handsome and roguish. And yet brash, strong, filled with a younger man's vigor and an alpha wolf's instincts....he's beautiful

Hastings posted:

This is the single greatest, most wholesome thread in the entire universe. When Basta gets sworn in doves are going to loving fly for no reason and all the baby turtles will make it to the ocean.

Hastings posted:

Gringostar posted:

ted hitler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSL5A-ca8aM
https://giant.gfycat.com/VeneratedNastyAmericanbobtail.mp4

Syncopated posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

ShriekingMarxist posted:

i found a more clear version of the attack quote

you could copy paste onto a better battle image maybe?



bonus:

twoday posted:

Jon Joe posted:

twoday posted:

I was reading this thread right before falling asleep and had a dream that I found an old blog written by Avenatti about his life, and taken together it constituted the longest autobiography ever written, which broke the previous record held by the Roman emperor Constantine (even in the dream I thought this sounded wrong). So I started reading it out loud and making a podcast out of it. I would record this podcast in some sort of arcade which had lots of airhockey tables and pachinko machines. One day I was recording the podcast, in which Avenatti was explaining a practical joke he had played on one of his rivals during lawschool, and then all of my friends showed up and suddenly it was my birthday, and everyone started dancing

triple sulk posted:

this is the ideal basta body

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Smythe posted:

within this thread i have found the hope needed to continue trudging through this trumpian hell. by the power of basta we will banish that foul demon and restore justice to the lands

ted hitler posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol nice

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

U-DO Burger posted:

velvet milkman posted:

double whammy avenatti prez in 2020 and also he's a child rapist

Spergin Morlock posted:

Reality Loser posted:

Avenatti runs but performs Jebbishly

velvet milkman posted:

prez avenatti has good morals and ethics that he derived from many years of being a lawyer

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti...ingawful.com%2F

crazy cloud posted:

welcome to the fold, Q

quote:

After law school, Avenatti worked at O'Melveny & Myers in Los Angeles, California, alongside Daniel M. Petrocelli, who previously represented the Ron Goldman family in its case against O.J. Simpson.[24] He assisted Petrocelli on multiple legal matters, including the representation of singer Christina Aguilera[25] and litigation surrounding the movie K-19: The Widowmaker,[26][27] and worked extensively for Don Henley and Glenn Frey of the musical group the Eagles, including in a suit brought by former bandmate Don Felder against the group and Irving Azoff.[28][8]

quote:

Henley called paramedics to his home on November 21, 1980, where a 16-year-old girl was found naked and claiming she had overdosed on quaaludes and cocaine. She was arrested for prostitution, while a 15-year-old girl found in the house was arrested for being under the influence of drugs. He was subsequently charged for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, fined and put on probation.[75][76][77] Henley was arrested and pleaded no contest. He was fined $2,500 and put on two years' probation.[78] Chiles, who was no longer in a relationship with Henley at the time of the incident, later said, "I was shocked to hear about it. He didn't have drugs around the house. It was an accident, I'm sure."[74]

velvet milkman posted:

exhibit A

Wynona Dryder posted:

𝑴𝒀 𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝑷𝑬𝑶𝑷𝑳𝑬



let america eat a macron~

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

i like the way avenatti's medicare for all still has a thriving private health insurance industry

anime was right posted:

hes not only gonna win hes gonna become a dictator

twoday posted:

twoday posted:

I guess having an outsider dem would be good for the DSA since folks such as Schumer and Pelosi would have less sway

President Basta could create the decorum vacuum we have been waiting for

twoday posted:

Avenatti could potentially rip them a new rear end in a top hat if he gets his poo poo together, and stops publishing manifestos in the form of MS Word screenshots like a god drat spree killer