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when will people take this thread seriously
when he declared officially his candidacy in the dem primary
when he wins his first state primary or caucus
HA HA HA How Is Toxxing Real Like Just Walk Away From The Basta
lol ya'll toxxed for basta
you loving morons
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



hes going to win

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
he became extremely thirsty for fame and power the second there was a spotlight on him. if he courts big money, he wins. he strikes me not as a dude who knows when he has an opportunity, hes like, seizing every loving ounce of publicity with iron jaws. dude 1000% feels himself more than trump does, i bet you.

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

hes going to win

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

anime was right posted:

he became extremely thirsty for fame and power the second there was a spotlight on him. if he courts big money, he wins. he strikes me not as a dude who knows when he has an opportunity, hes like, seizing every loving ounce of publicity with iron jaws. dude 1000% feels himself more than trump does, i bet you.

Yeah it's been like half a week and he has already visited Iowa, published his policy ideas, and is sleeping in Guatemala tonight, he's pouncing on this like a leopard

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
also i didnt read the OP but gently caress it lol, ill take the risk

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


If avenetti runs in the primary it'll come down between him and Bernie if Bernie decides to go all the way. His platform is pretty much as far right as any Dem candidate can go and he's beats the brakes off the batch of dweebs the dnc has eyeing the position in terms of messaging. The Real Deal is a fantastic name for a policy.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



anime was right posted:

also i didnt read the OP but gently caress it lol, ill take the risk

bless

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i scanned over some of that manifesto poo poo and honestly it wasnt even that bad

way loving better than anything any previous dem candidate has run with

i'm sure he'll back off on some of it but if it's even 90% of the way there then it's better than what we have now

lol 2018

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Trumpily]: I like Mike!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



crazy cloud posted:

Trumpily]: I like Mike!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i said it before in another thread but the reality is that he's the absolute perfect candidate for the 45-60 year old suburban white women hashtag resist demographic

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
America is Springfield and Avenatti is a monorail salesman

Maybe he will also be an effective leader, but America has not produced one of those in several of my lifetimes so I am sceptical

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



if he ends up bullying strong daddy well enough he might even sway a few people over who got hosed by poo poo policy

but mostly he's gonna get that suburban vote

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



twoday posted:

America is Springfield and Avenatti is a monorail salesman

Maybe he will also be an effective leader, but America has not produced one of those in several of my lifetimes so I am sceptical

donald j trump is the 45th and current president of the united states of america

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

triple sulk posted:

if he ends up bullying strong daddy well enough he might even sway a few people over who got hosed by poo poo policy

but mostly he's gonna get that suburban vote

Imagine those two in a debate, there is no way Avenatti won't be running circles around trump

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


twoday posted:

America is Springfield and Avenatti is a monorail salesman

Maybe he will also be an effective leader, but America has not produced one of those in several of my lifetimes so I am sceptical

His ability to be effective comes down to two things: what his M4a program looks like and how willing he is to light congress on fire from the bully pulpit to get it passed. If he's smart he just starts with the Bernie program from last year and if it passes even watered down slightly he goes down as one of the greats.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
He speaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

He doesn't have a commanding voice, but neither did Stalin.

How did he orchestrate a campaign stop before anyone else?? Does he have a speech writer? Who is organizing this poo poo?

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

triple sulk posted:

donald j trump is the 45th and current president of the united states of america

the guy from the 90s little rascals movie???

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Agean90 posted:

His ability to be effective comes down to two things: what his M4a program looks like and how willing he is to light congress on fire from the bully pulpit to get it passed. If he's smart he just starts with the Bernie program from last year and if it passes even watered down slightly he goes down as one of the greats.

Yeah, that's the thing, he doesn't seem to be a total moron oblivious to what people want, which is highly unusual for a presidential candidate

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

triple sulk posted:

i scanned over some of that manifesto poo poo and honestly it wasnt even that bad

way loving better than anything any previous dem candidate has run with

i'm sure he'll back off on some of it but if it's even 90% of the way there then it's better than what we have now

lol 2018

the only bad poo poo is the make college affordable poo poo (since it's still going to cost a gently caress ton), he doesn't want to abolish ice but instead just reform them, and the border securing poo poo... with the last one being every other politicians boilerplate boarder poo poo stance

everything else ranges from just ok to good poo poo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
also i never had to go to his poo poo website to learn about his poo poo stances on anything

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

twoday posted:

He speaks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz7gCALneO8

He doesn't have a commanding voice, but neither did Stalin.

How did he orchestrate a campaign stop before anyone else?? Does he have a speech writer? Who is organizing this poo poo?

This is actually not a bad speech for someone who doesn't even have a teleprompter and never did this before

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Gringostar posted:

the only bad poo poo is the make college affordable poo poo (since it's still going to cost a gently caress ton), he doesn't want to abolish ice but instead just reform them, and the border securing poo poo... with the last one being every other politicians boilerplate boarder poo poo stance

everything else ranges from just ok to good poo poo

college is a loving scam any way and while i don't think people should be paying what they do now for it (and yes, it should cost next to nothing), it's not a top priority compared to the everything else like fixing healthcare and k-12

but yeah abolish ice

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
If I were him I would try avoid statements associated with the "radical left" by fox news and which are drilled daily into the heads of boomers, such as as "abolish ICE", because that scares away the boomer republicans I am trying to court. I would make a vague statement about maintaining border security while saying I oppose trump's policies. After they have elected me, I would abolish ICE, but do so as part of a package of DHS reforms that is advertised as making the borders more secure, so they don't turn against me even then

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

lol at yall hoping that he's gonna be good (he will be bad)

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I think he will be bad because everthing is bad, I'm just saying he is going to win

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

twoday posted:

If I were him I would try avoid statements associated with the "radical left" by fox news and which are drilled daily into the heads of boomers, such as as "abolish ICE", because that scares away the boomer republicans I am trying to court. I would make a vague statement about maintaining border security while saying I oppose trump's policies. After they have elected me, I would abolish ICE, but do so as part of a package of DHS reforms that is advertised as making the borders more secure, so they don't turn against me even then

1) lol if you think by the 2020 election anyone to the left of hitler won't be labeled "radical left" by :foxnews:

2) actual thought out policies are for nerds, the next president will talk about punching trump and anyone else the left hates in the dick. people didn't like sanders because of his actual thought out policies, they liked him because he said he was going to punch bankers and healthcare ceo's in the dick. americans don't want some mealy mouthed centrist cuck that has done their homework, they want some rear end in a top hat that will sucker punch the people they hate in the dick

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
im gettin nasty for avenatti

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The transfer of power from Trump to Avenatti will resemble that which occured between Yeltsin and Putin. The younger candidate seems competent and full of potential while the older one has a proven track record of being a decrepit trainwreck. The younger one is crafty and likable, and wins the vote, but what happens after the election can't really be be foreseen beforehand, and it's probably not what tje voters expected.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Gringostar posted:

1) lol if you think by the 2020 election anyone to the left of hitler won't be labeled "radical left" by :foxnews:

2) actual thought out policies are for nerds, the next president will talk about punching trump and anyone else the left hates in the dick. people didn't like sanders because of his actual thought out policies, they liked him because he said he was going to punch bankers and healthcare ceo's in the dick. americans don't want some mealy mouthed centrist cuck that has done their homework, they want some rear end in a top hat that will sucker punch the people they hate in the dick

Watch that speech I posted, punching people in the dick is his main talking point

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

The transfer of power from Trump to Avenatti will resemble that which occured between Yeltsin and Putin. The younger candidate seems competent and full of potential while the older one has a proven track record of being a decrepit trainwreck. The younger one is crafty and likable, and wins the vote, but what happens after the election can't really be be foreseen beforehand, and it's probably not what tje voters expected.

can you cucks reading this thread in 2022 believe that this is from page 2

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

twoday posted:

The transfer of power from Trump to Avenatti will resemble that which occured between Yeltsin and Putin. The younger candidate seems competent and full of potential while the older one has a proven track record of being a decrepit trainwreck. The younger one is crafty and likable, and wins the vote, but what happens after the election can't really be be foreseen beforehand, and it's probably not what tje voters expected.

  • fires his running mate
  • appoints AOC his new vice president
  • abolishes ice
  • resigns from office
  • socialist utopia

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
The whole speech from beginning to end is pretty much, "democrats are cucks, we have to start punching everyone in the dick"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

crazy cloud posted:

can you cucks reading this thread in 2022 believe that this is from page 2

I am a political genius you future fuckers

Edit: look me up and give me a job if I am not dead by now

twoday has issued a correction as of 02:56 on Aug 15, 2018

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

The whole speech from beginning to end is pretty much, "democrats are cucks, we have to start punching everyone in the dick"

this is why he will run laps around the democratic jeb!s from the very first primaries and caucuses lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
There aren't even campaigns happening yet and he is already winning hearts and minds in Iowa, the state with the first primary

He is actually playing 3d chess, which is also literally what he said would be his trade policy

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

crazy cloud posted:

this is why he will run laps around the democratic jeb!s from the very first primaries and caucuses lmao

‘This Will Be The End Of Avenatti’s Campaign,’ Says Increasingly Nervous Cuck For Sixty Ninth Time This Year

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Here, this is easier to watch than a speech. Just watch the clip at the beginning, the talking heads are idiots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6zEylECkM

twoday has issued a correction as of 03:03 on Aug 15, 2018

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

twoday posted:

Here, this is easier to watch than a speech. Just watch the clip at the beginning, the talking heads are idiots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v6zEylECkM

the fact that they're all reacting to him running is exactly why he'll win lmao

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
i am incredibly fucken hyped for the Avenatti vs. Bernie vs. Hillary vs. Zuck democratic debate

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