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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Okay, that's better...

Obligatory gently caress Daniel Murphy post.

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you Daniel Murphy.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
pleae take norris out he doesn't have it

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Welp, that's that, then.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Crawford and Gorkys Hernandez just had a really bad collision in foul territory

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
goddamn get rid of all the old pitchers and let memphis boys bring the cardinals home

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Okay, time for Norris to have a time-out for the next game, at least.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Can we just make this Olympic hockey shootout rules and run Matt Carpenter out there for every AB TJ Oshie-style?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
PAULY D

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Dakota Hudson fuckin' rules

The entire Memphis squad owns

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm dead

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Welp, Crawford is injured, there goes the last joy of the season. Except Dereck I guess.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
There's Bumgarner

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Wow how demoralized are the Nats right now

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

Epic High Five posted:

i wissh the braves were playing a third game so that Acuna could have more chances to mash dingers and style upon chumps today

Same

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Mariners appear to be having issues pitching and hitting today. Oh well, Oakland is clearly the best team in the West.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
ahahaha Padres good lord

Fletcher laid down a beautiful bunt, I like

and now an Upton dong, cool cool!

Johnny Bravo fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Aug 14, 2018

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
The Dodgers are Giantsing hard.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
You mean to tell me MAX MUNCY wasn’t for real?

Nooooo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

You can take the Familia off of the Mets, but...

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Chris Herrmann isn't really the guy I want up right now, but better than Romine.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

god drat treinen is filthy

e: too filthy for his catcher apparently

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Well this has been a pleasant surprise to come back to.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Smart play by Trienen. Lets him get the save if he shuts it down now.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Pungry posted:

Smart play by Trienen. Lets him get the save if he shuts it down now.

He would get the save anyway I think?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

lol Lucroy is garbage at framing

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Intruder posted:

He would get the save anyway I think?

I think you're right since with the inherited baserunners it would've been a tie game if they all scored.

e: loving love Mitch Haniger.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The game has entered ONE RUN TERRITORY

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

jesus christ Treinen's slider is 95?!

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Intruder posted:

jesus christ Treinen's slider is 95?!

I think that’s technically his cutter.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Well... this is exactly who you want up. Nelson Cruz.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This would be the most Mariners way to win if they win now

e: lol the graphic showing Ohtani leading the AL in BA with 2 out and RISP at .500

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Unsuprisingly, the Athletics one-run bullshit streak will continue. Good try M's. If the bullpen wasn't exhausted I'm sure we wouldn't have let Casey Lawrence gently caress up that much.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

98 low and away on the black is unfair

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Treinen is a godsend

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Lol Dodgers

Giants still in this, never stopped believing in them, etc. etc.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Lol Dodgers

Giants still in this, never stopped believing in them, etc. etc.

eybs activated

ZentraediElite
Oct 22, 2002

Cardinals devil magic. :getin:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
jesus christ

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
JESUS CHRIST

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