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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > byob court
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alnilam

 no longer guilty

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 02:05
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:43
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indyrenegade

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI

alnilam posted:

no longer guilty

unguilty

this is orwellian


thanks to manifisto for the sig!

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 02:26
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Karate Bastard

 Ok next case. We welcome to the bench judge... *spins bottle* Jedrick! Welcome Jedrick!

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 11:45
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City of Glompton

 Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Plaintiff: :agreed:

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 18:22
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kalel

indyrenegade posted:

SHOW EM THE FIRST RATE SHITPOSTER YOUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE

I wanted to use this but I needed the last word to rhyme with :five:

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 18:27
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Macnult

City of Glompton posted:

Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Plaintiff: :agreed:

lol

* # ? Aug 16, 2018 20:06
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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day. :420:
the defense just keeps empty quoting the prosecutor

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 01:23
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 The jury is made up of dogges, cattes, birbs, and an assortment of other critters.

It is a good jury.

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 03:41
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kalel

 We find the defendant... uh, no wait... We can't find the defendant. He hasn't posted since Wednesday, I hope he's doing alright.

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 03:57
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Robot Made of Meat

Jedrick posted:

the defense just keeps empty quoting the prosecutor


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Aug 17, 2018 05:38
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Macnult

Jedrick posted:

the defense just keeps empty quoting the prosecutor
* # ? Aug 17, 2018 06:13
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google THIS

 Judge: If anyone here is interested, I will gladly sentence you to six hours in prison. The charge will be a haiku.

(entire courtroom starts lining up)

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 13:46
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Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

Judge: If anyone here is interested, I will gladly sentence you to six hours in prison. The charge will be a haiku.

(entire courtroom starts lining up)

Heck, wouldn't be the first time. I guess I am a repeat offender.

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 14:45
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Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Judge: If anyone here is interested, I will gladly sentence you to six hours in prison. The charge will be a haiku.

(entire courtroom starts lining up)
* # ? Aug 17, 2018 16:58
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ferroque

 Juror selection will now commence. Let's see those rap sheets.

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 18:17
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kalel

ferroque posted:

Juror selection will now commence. Let's see those rap sheets.

Ahem yes, I just have a question. Can you explain jury chillification?

* # ? Aug 17, 2018 18:28
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