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The key to our victory is in turning Nevada from purple to violet, and we will do this by courting the suburban Latina vote
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for every blue collar voter we lose in western Pennsylvania, I'll gain 2k to my salary
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Aug 14, 2018 11:02
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Never talk about free healthcare ever. ICE is cool and good. that'll be $5000 please.
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Aug 14, 2018 11:11
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The key to attracting the minority votes of today is not about raising living standards, it's to support aspirational policies for their children tomorrow. Focusing on the here and now is Trump's game, but supporting tax credits for tech is the Wired-In, Woken-Up solution to 2020.
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Aug 14, 2018 11:13
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*worldview is overly informed by mcgovern's failure*
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Aug 14, 2018 11:13
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The upper mid west is now a republican stronghold, don't bother campaigning there.
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Aug 14, 2018 11:22
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holy poo poo whos ready for some dwarf fortress 
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Aug 14, 2018 11:22
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We've developed a means-tested, heuristic modeling platform creates a data-driven, "top down" engagement paradigm that works synergistically with the more traditional "bottom up" grassroots analogue.
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Aug 14, 2018 11:22
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it's important to understand that the people who don't vote, don't vote this is why it's important that we spend two billion dollars advertising to suburban dads who drive luxury trucks with bumper stickers that say "all lives splatter"
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Aug 14, 2018 11:28
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Yes, yes. Our robust algorithm dynamically draws from real-time sources, time-lagged LW+7 sources, and historical data sets (both ahistoric and re-historic). This identifies not only registered voters, but non-voters, primary voters, unvoters and, most importantly, meta-voters.
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Aug 14, 2018 11:45
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Child-rape is bad? You idiot, you loving moron, think how much of our massive right-wing base we would lose with that kind of extremism
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Aug 14, 2018 12:05
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Look, we have a problem in this country with the resurgence of Nazis and white nationalists. We must confront this problem with the best tools that we have. What if we offered a tax-credit to white nationalists for every quarter they don't do a racism?
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Aug 14, 2018 12:10
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huh i wonder what this email is thats entirely in cyrillic. guess ill click the link and input my password and social security number and sexual history with children where it asks
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Aug 14, 2018 12:18
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Whatever the issues dividing Americans today, we just need to find the balance.
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Aug 14, 2018 17:39
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i hate poor people
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Aug 14, 2018 17:41
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Loook, to best tailor the campaign you should listen to these focus groups made up of former buddies of mine from college. Now that will be one hundred thousand.
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Aug 14, 2018 17:41
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america is already great... loving brilliant! print this poo poo on hats, tshirts, posters, lets get this out the door! the election is in 2 weeks!
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Aug 14, 2018 17:42
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please don't call them whitepapers. these policy proposals can be sold to all races.
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Aug 14, 2018 17:44
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Guys guys guys I've got it: What if we ran candidates who used to literally be Republicans and have not changed their positions or policies in any noticeable way?
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Aug 14, 2018 17:46
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We believe in the solemn principles of access to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
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Aug 14, 2018 17:47
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*is unable to come up with a cohesive strategy to defeat a self-harming retard*
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Aug 14, 2018 17:48
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i poo poo in my own mouth and then poo poo that poo poo
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Aug 14, 2018 17:48
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okay, get this, we've got an escalator, BUT HILLARY GOES DOWN IT
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Aug 14, 2018 17:49
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I have consulted out simulation and it's telling me not to run canvassers in the Midwest, have we considered trying to flip this red state instead? Surely 2 months of effort is all we need!
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Aug 14, 2018 17:49
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Music videos with celebrities are the best way to reach out to the youth of today
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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*Sees a yard sign* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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Look, I think I'm pretty in touch with what average Americans want *has made 6 figures ever since graduating from Ivy League college*
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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hey guys! I gots a pizza party comin' up and you're all invited!
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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WampaLord posted:Look, I think I'm pretty in touch with what average Americans want "The gently caress is a fish-fry?"
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Aug 14, 2018 17:51
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*Sees republicans chanting lock her up* We need to sacrifice any and all values to get those people, right there, to vote for us.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:11
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Clearly, we need more retards in our focus groups.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:14
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MILLENNIALS!!!!!!!
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Aug 14, 2018 18:18
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Nobody cares about bumper stickers or yard signs. Put that money into tv ad buys. My wife owns an ad company, so i can get you a great deal
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Aug 14, 2018 18:21
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Medicare for all? Hmm, interesting idea. Have you considered that, except the opposite? Really have yo stick to the center here.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:23
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Yes *collects phat check*
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Aug 14, 2018 18:24
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Okay, so I was in the shower and had a million dollar idea. Get this. "All lives matter, including black lives and our police"
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Aug 14, 2018 18:26
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I've reviewed all the proposals for how we can structure our electoral strategies for 2018 and 2020, and have instead decided we should just keep doing exactly the same thing we have since 2008, that'll be all your money please.
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Aug 14, 2018 18:27
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well im sure if we just respect each other and dont call each other names everything will work out just fine, we gotta listen to one another, now excuse me while i deposit this check
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Kids still like emojis, right? How about we do a reenactment of the emoji movie with our candidate
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