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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
i dont smoke or drink or vape or weed

im also not watching smackdown

conclusive evidence that drugs are bad

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Jeff Hardy looks like a Lisa Frank binder

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Le Saboteur posted:

Jeff Hardy looks like a Lisa Frank binder

Best look

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

CubsWoo posted:

i dont smoke or drink or vape or weed

im also not watching smackdown

conclusive evidence that drugs are bad

Professional wrestling is a gateway drug

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

You're not lying. If someone ever called me even a Busted-rear end Winchester I'd be immensely flattered.

I'd be satisfied being called a cheating-rear end, trifling-rear end Jim Duggan.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I was asleep for most of smackdown now I'm thinking about taking a walk and catching it later.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fresh Like Zafo posted:

And we still don't know who threw that pie!

Actually ....
https://twitter.com/i/moments/974009560729038850?lang=en

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Jeff Hatdy looks like the type of dude who sells oregano as weed at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Jeff Hardy sucks so much rear end why am I not getting Shelton vs Shinsuke instead? gently caress a Jeff Hardy.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
randy orton

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




that goddamn fiend

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
West coast viewers... what is is like tuning into Summerslam at 2pm?

For some reason I cannot fathom watching that being practical

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sum of All Slams

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SatansOnion posted:

It's such a clumsy and contrived way to land a fukken pie on a dude's face, too, just to obscure the identity of the thrower for ???

They did a similar thing way back in like 98/99 with the Empty Arena match between Mankind/Rock, and Foley wrote about watching it with a bunch of casual fans who all got fully into the match until that one shot basically ruined the entire thing. That they haven't learned anything in 20 years is kinda depressing.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


just a-lurkin among those curtains, like you do, nbd

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HitTheTargets posted:

I'd be satisfied being called a cheating-rear end, trifling-rear end Jim Duggan.

K-Mart Karl Anderson.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Astro7x posted:

West coast viewers... what is is like tuning into Summerslam at 2pm?

For some reason I cannot fathom watching that being practical

It's a tradeoff; it's nice that it's early, but by the time you've ingested 4-6 hours of WWE pay-per-view you don't really want to do anything with the time left.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Gatts posted:

Jeff Hardy sucks so much rear end why am I not getting Shelton vs Shinsuke instead? gently caress a Jeff Hardy.

Imagine not loving Jeff Hardy

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
oh my god who are these people why does anyone caaare

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I kind of hope this is where the Styles run ends.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I DON'T THINK A FAN ACTUALLY WROTE THAT LETTER! :derp:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dear joe,

you're fat

love,
big poppa pump

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Love,
The Rock, age 12

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

ngl, if it happened that AJ Styles only became champion to avoid taking out the garbage I may never stop laughing

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
What a weird go home promo.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Cool, time for the best show on Tuesday nights.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I am pumped as hell for AJ/Joe but the go-home was the weakest segment out of all they've done and that's weird.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

CarlCX posted:

I am pumped as hell for AJ/Joe but the go-home was the weakest segment out of all they've done and that's weird.

here lemme read you an obviously fake letter WE'RE OUTTA TIME FOLKS SEE YOU AT THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE SUMMER

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

SatansOnion posted:

ngl, if it happened that AJ Styles only became champion to avoid taking out the garbage I may never stop laughing

Swole Al Bundy.

If Styles became kayfabe Al Bundy I'd mark.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Miz Dad liking The Rock because he's so good at talking is making me smile. I love Miz Dad.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
If you're going to bring a dudes wife into a feud you just don't do it on the go home show it's just odd execution.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Le Saboteur posted:

If you're going to bring a dudes wife into a feud you just don't do it on the go home show it's just odd execution.

Maybe we get lucky and a shambly dressed distressed woman with a crying baby tucked in her arm, vacuum in the other, a screaming 2 year old causing havoc will show up at Summer Slam during AJ's match.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Aww no lucha house party vs grumpy white guys

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



I was gonna buy Smackdown tickets just to see Mustafa Ali next week.

MAVERICK :argh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Gallagher is so freaking good.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gatts posted:

Maybe we get lucky and a shambly dressed distressed woman with a crying baby tucked in her arm, vacuum in the other, a screaming 2 year old causing havoc will show up at Summer Slam during AJ's match.

Played by CLAIRE LYNCH :byodame:

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