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There are people out there that don't have any substance abuse problems, lets imagine we are those people. *Lives a boring life*
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*doesn't have to imagine*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:14
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*is always on-time for stuff*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:15
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*doesn't use the toilet 11 times a workshift*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:16
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*drives a gray Hyundai Elantra* *adds ketchup to white rice as seasoning*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:20
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Does it count if I quit?
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Aug 16, 2018 05:26
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its all nice on rice posted:*drives a gray Hyundai Elantra* This is a disturbingly accurate description of my uncle, no joke
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Aug 16, 2018 05:33
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My house? Why yes, I do have copper wiring in it.
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Aug 16, 2018 05:34
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I love doing meth, but just on a purely recreational basis that doesn't affect my loved ones and career
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Aug 16, 2018 05:39
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Aug 16, 2018 05:42
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:*Lives*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:45
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Lord Jesus never led me astray.
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Aug 16, 2018 05:45
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*is rich and successful*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:49
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*Purchased solar panels back in 2014 and is reaping the benefits today* *Invests in things* *Makes regular deposits to his savings account* *Eats healthy meals at regular hours* *Has difficulty sleeping sometimes, but doesn't take any medication for it* *Visits the dentist at least once a year* *Kids do well in school* *Has a 401K* *Has normal human relations* *Doesn't worry about the cost of gas* *Looks forward to the Holidays*
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Aug 16, 2018 05:50
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Have you just tried not being addicted? I did heroin one time in college and didn’t get hooked.
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Aug 16, 2018 06:00
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*dying of old age at 98* Ugh I should have got hosed up more often.
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Aug 16, 2018 06:01
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*doesn't see the window elves* like what is that even like amirite?
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Aug 16, 2018 06:03
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Sounds like a great way to get hit by a bus tbh Public transport doesn’t run in the key drinking hours so I’ll stick to alcoholism thanks dipshit
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Aug 16, 2018 06:04
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*is scared to death the cashier thinks I’m an alcoholic when I’m checking out a 6 pack of beer* *its August and this is the first time since New Year’s I bought alcohol*
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Aug 16, 2018 06:09
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Blaise330 posted:*is scared to death the cashier thinks I’m an alcoholic when I’m checking out a 6 pack of beer* *Friends ask you to buy some booze for your camping trip* *Buys a twelve pack of shock top and a fifth of smirnoff*
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Aug 16, 2018 06:18
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*has full set of teeth* *has a spouse* *spouse has full set of teeth*
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Aug 16, 2018 06:19
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My funny reply is obvious stock photos My edgy reply is Mormons and Muslims
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Aug 16, 2018 06:32
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*Hmmn Human music... I like it*
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Aug 16, 2018 06:50
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It's a good thing I have all that extra money from not having substance addictions... Time to go to the casino!
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Aug 16, 2018 06:52
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*checks out bottle of water at gas station* Cashier: do you need anything else? “No”
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Aug 16, 2018 08:17
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I like to have a glass of wine like every other night. I'm a total wino lol!
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Aug 16, 2018 08:57
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*wants to die*
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Aug 16, 2018 08:58
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Grevling posted:I like to have a glass of wine like every other night. I'm a total wino lol! The drinking version of your friend who has been skinny for 10 years, never diets or exercises, but shouts about how “i feel like such a fatty!” every meal while being the thinnest person in the room. Bonus for posting on Facebook at least once a week about how fat they are with pictures of meals. Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Aug 16, 2018 |
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Aug 16, 2018 11:06
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*owns a mattress free of fecal stains*
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Aug 16, 2018 11:21
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:*is rich and successful*
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Aug 16, 2018 11:31
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Its funny when druggie losers try to pretend you need a drug habit to have a cool as gently caress life. They are usually the ones with the shittiest drat lives
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Aug 16, 2018 11:33
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I abuse everything
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Aug 16, 2018 11:40
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Collapsing Farts posted:Its funny when druggie losers try to pretend you need a drug habit to have a cool as gently caress life. They are usually the ones with the shittiest drat lives With the highs comes the lows. Really makes you think
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Aug 16, 2018 12:17
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https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1029891238466441216
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Aug 16, 2018 12:24
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*doesn't think you are either a straight edge no-fun-allowed mormon or a burnout crackwhore with nothing inbetween so doesn't exactly get the comedy of this thread*
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Aug 16, 2018 12:30
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Bareback Werewolf posted:*Purchased solar panels back in 2014 and is reaping the benefits today* That's dumb. Other than the solar panels literally all that applies to me and I abuse the gently caress out of every substance that comes within arms reach. The trick is to pull back on the throttle a bit if it looks like you're gonna miss a bill payment. Plus, always be the boss so you can sit in the office and look angry and no one will bother you while you're coming down from last night.
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Aug 16, 2018 12:57
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I regularly get high in the bathroom at work. I don't have a problem, I just like being high while at work.
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Aug 16, 2018 13:03
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*gambles away savings*
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Aug 16, 2018 13:04
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No. 6 posted:I regularly get high in the bathroom at work. I don't have a problem, I just like being high while at work. sounds like you've got a work problem i recommend you get yourself on the Road to Recovery
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Mormons are some of the biggest addicts you will meet. They are just addicted to soda, candy, and their dumb rear end church. But seriously they drink so much soda its nasty as gently caress. I'll stick to opiates, stimulants and cannabis thank you very much.
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