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It's time to go on an adventure! First, we need a brave and intrepid heroine. Wait, is this it? This little rat? Seriously? Well, maybe she'll look better when equipped with the proper high-level gear for this epic raid.  Astounding. Very heroic. Let's go.
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But wait, first we need our magic bags of holding and the sweet song of a bard  Now we begin the adventure!  I fear our heroine too eager, for she happily chokes herself in her haste. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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Aug 16, 2018 20:43
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At least we arrive at the forest proper And we begin our journey with forthwith 
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Aug 16, 2018 20:47
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>East
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Aug 16, 2018 20:53
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We come to the river! Should we take a ferry Or try and ford it? 
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Aug 16, 2018 20:54
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Ferries are a scam, ford it What's the worst that could happen?
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Aug 16, 2018 20:55
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> Pee on something
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Aug 16, 2018 20:56
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Pththya-lyi posted:Ferries are a scam, ford it  We made it across alive, but not everyone is always so lucky. 
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Aug 16, 2018 20:57
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> Don't pee on that!
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Aug 16, 2018 20:57
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Vato posted:> Pee on something Fret not, our heroin has pissed and taken a mighty dook, gaining much valuable XP
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Aug 16, 2018 20:57
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Low on MP, we rest at a humble inn
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Aug 16, 2018 20:59
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> Ask for assistance
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Aug 16, 2018 21:00
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Vato posted:> Ask for assistance Critical failure, we instead meet a random encounter! 
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Aug 16, 2018 21:02
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Can it be peed on, smelled, or barked at?
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Aug 16, 2018 21:05
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tentative 5
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Aug 16, 2018 21:06
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> attack other player
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Aug 16, 2018 21:07
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Vato posted:Can it be peed on, smelled, or barked at? All such attacks fail! Our heroine is forced to flee, and she has little energy left. She can no longer even strain the limits of her tether! 
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Aug 16, 2018 21:07
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> Good job.
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Aug 16, 2018 21:08
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The forest has bested our heroine, and she returns to her home castle in abject shame
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Aug 16, 2018 21:12
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Her journey over, our heroine has hydrated herself and retreated deep into her inner sanctum.  But her spirit remains unbroken! She looks to the horizon, to the next adventure!  Thank you for joining me on live blogging taking my dog for a walk
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Aug 16, 2018 21:28
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Voted 5
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Aug 16, 2018 21:29
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This is the kind of wholesome content we all secretly crave.
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Aug 16, 2018 21:52
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I'd like to thank my dog Ruby for being very good on the walk and only needing to be carried a little bit (she's very small and gets tired on hills)
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Aug 16, 2018 21:55
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thank you, op
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Aug 16, 2018 21:56
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I love it
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Aug 16, 2018 22:19
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:This is the kind of wholesome content we all secretly crave.
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Aug 16, 2018 22:27
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wait it's already over? force that drat doggo out on another walk for forums amusement immediately
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Aug 16, 2018 23:27
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yeah im gotta to say sooner or later we demand more dog
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Aug 16, 2018 23:28
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find some woods porn OP good luck OP!!
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Aug 16, 2018 23:34
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She's six inches tall so a one mile walk is like an epic journey to her! She's fast asleep waiting for dinner right now. But if there's enough demand I'll take her down the other path tomorrow morning and see if she can actually defeat any random encounters.
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Aug 16, 2018 23:37
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get a load of that dog
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Aug 17, 2018 00:20
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:This is the kind of wholesome content we all secretly crave.
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Aug 17, 2018 01:36
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Time to unwind. Or exactly halfway unwind. 
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Aug 17, 2018 01:38
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Our Heroine has a lot more energy than I want to deal with, so it's time for a Night Raid  Investigating the gates to the Dark Woods
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Aug 17, 2018 02:24
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Who What Now posted:Our Heroine has a lot more energy than I want to deal with, so it's time for a Night Raid 
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Aug 17, 2018 02:27
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 Our Heroine searches for bog trolls in the tall grass. Foolish child, bog trolls are not pokémon!
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Aug 17, 2018 02:34
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>scratch fleas
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Aug 17, 2018 02:35
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What is doggo's Herbalism skill? If she wasn't able to best the Day Forest, I hope she can take those flowers to brew into potions to take on the Night Forest, otherwise you're in for a rough ride, amigo
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Aug 17, 2018 02:43
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Our Heroine is under the effects of a powerful magical unguent that repels such minor vermin as fleas.  Do bog trolls live under bridges? Their incessant fart-like croaking suggests so.  Heroine, what do your
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>pee on fence
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