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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
No time to piss on fences, because



:siren:BOG TROLL SIGHTED:siren:

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Who What Now posted:

No time to piss on fences, because



:siren:BOG TROLL SIGHTED:siren:

>kiss

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Oct 12, 2009

Who What Now posted:

No time to piss on fences, because



:siren:BOG TROLL SIGHTED:siren:

oh gently caress, roll for initiative

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
why does this “Forrest” have a sidewalk and fences? I’m gonna return this game.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Not enough fives for your doggo imo.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
This owns seriously its weirdly relaxing, and in general I encourage more goons to post threads. Your dumb idea is not as dumb as you think and even if it is, maybe it will be legendary for all the wrong reasons. Just post

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

This owns seriously its weirdly relaxing, and in general I encourage more goons to post threads. Your dumb idea is not as dumb as you think and even if it is, maybe it will be legendary for all the wrong reasons. Just post

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That would be a rookie mistake, as bog trolls are infamous for being covered in highly poisonous bog slime. The mucus of most frogs and toads is actually mildly to very toxic to dogs, don't let yours eat them!

Fortunately Our Heroine has been practicing her magic, and she casts Shout of the Giants and deals enough sonic damage to force the bog troll to flee!



She searches for the fiend to finish it off, but to no avail.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Who What Now posted:

That would be a rookie mistake, as bog trolls are infamous for being covered in highly poisonous bog slime. The mucus of most frogs and toads is actually mildly to very toxic to dogs, don't let yours eat them!

Fortunately Our Heroine has been practicing her magic, and she casts Shout of the Giants and deals enough sonic damage to force the bog troll to flee!



She searches for the fiend to finish it off, but to no avail.

I defer to your expertise:)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Our Heroine knows from first-hand experience just how vile tasting bog trolls are, because she's as stupid as she is brave.

With the bog troll defeated she returns to her fortress to rest, tired but head held high in victory.



Well... not too high.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

My god you have broken me with cute

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Oct 12, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

I encourage more goons to post threads. Your dumb idea is not as dumb as you think and even if it is, maybe it will be legendary for all the wrong reasons. Just post

this should be in the forum rules

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


>pant

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this should be in the forum rules

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Who What Now posted:

No time to piss on fences, because



:siren:BOG TROLL SIGHTED:siren:

5'd.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Nice rat op

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

Nice rat op

Thanks. She's artisinal.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do the same thread but with your cat op

naem
May 29, 2011

>cast enlarge satan pupper

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

naem posted:

>cast enlarge satan pupper

Oh dear God something has gone horrifically wrong!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Who What Now posted:

Oh dear God something has gone horrifically wrong!



mrrmm, khajiit see people going hog wild over thread


khajiit not sure what is so wild about hog

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f_c_
Oct 27, 2007

Were do you get those pure energy leashes?

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