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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thursday:

7:30 - Eagles @ Patriots
8:
Jets @ Washington
Steelers @ Packers

Friday:

7pm
Chiefs @ Falcons
Giants @ Lions
7:30
Bills @ Browns
Dolphins @ Panthers
8
Cardinals @ Saints

Saturday
7 - Bengals @ cowboys
8 - 49ers @ Texans
Buccaneers @ Titans
9 - Bears @ Broncos
10 - Seahawks @ Chargers

Monday
8 - Ravens @ Colts

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midwat
May 6, 2007

A wild Brady has appeared!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Do something defense

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh right, Adrian Clayborne, huh.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I've got whiskey and a stromboli the size of my leg and some tissues and baby lotion woohoo all ready for preseason football!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/philsimmsqb/status/1030236483054129152?s=21

midwat
May 6, 2007

Non-horrible defense!

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lol what can go wrong.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I spent years hating Phil Simms but his final season he finally graduated to “so bad he’s good” territory and I miss him dearly.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So are the Eagles just not gonna cover white?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Are they taking the piss with this "only James White" offense?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Are they taking the piss with this "only James White" offense?

I completely blocked most of the past Super Bowl from my memory. Did White do much against the Eagles?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
touchdown tim thomas brady

midwat
May 6, 2007

This Brady fella might be pretty good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I completely blocked most of the past Super Bowl from my memory. Did White do much against the Eagles?

Not really much of anything really. Had a td but like 40 yards rushing, 25 receiving.

Yay, preseason touchies. Okay, sit everyone down now, offense is fine

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Helmet rule is bullshit

Defensive hands to face should not be an auto 1st

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Btw I love Zo and Bob on the tv call. So much better than Dan Roach Christian Faruia and the Bobs Discount Furniture brigade holy poo poo

midwat
May 6, 2007

I love that Matthew Slater wears nerd glasses

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

I love that Matthew Slater wears nerd glasses

He’s a total nerd IRL.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
https://twitter.com/stefenwiz61/status/1030211360771239937?s=21

midwat
May 6, 2007

Goodbye, 33

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

*puts on smug :patsfan: hat* we literally had to build that entire structure last off-season because we ran out of room for our banners

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
IMO the loving kicker shouldn’t be going all out to tackle a dude in preseason game 2.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Love a good safety blitz.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Love a good safety blitz.

I swear they bodyswapped Chung between his Pats stints

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Eagles not really looking very good here you have to wonder how much they really want to prove that they can beat the Patriots in this preseason game

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
NO. GO AWAY PAUL

midwat
May 6, 2007

Gillislee is Not Good

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bad throw.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Is this game only on local TV or something?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Eltoasto posted:

Is this game only on local TV or something?

NFL Network

midwat
May 6, 2007

... not a great Brady series

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Eltoasto posted:

Is this game only on local TV or something?

It is for me!

I'd like to take this opportunity to also know that I hope the Tom Brady chokes on a strawberry. Not to death or anything. Just if he gets really horse the next day, and maybe it's really frustrating that he gets into a fight with his wife cuz she keeps saying "what?" Cuz he's really hard to understand like that. And maybe a causes football problems in an upcoming game too. That would be great. That's really all I want. Is for Tom Brady to be hurt by plant products.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oh yeah it's time to see if witten can go beyond a poor man's romo

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FOOTBALL

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Foles keeps throwing high.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.




Huh, yeah it kind of is, they got this live look in thing going on here.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Quiet Feet posted:

It is for me!

I'd like to take this opportunity to also know that I hope the Tom Brady chokes on a strawberry. Not to death or anything. Just if he gets really horse the next day, and maybe it's really frustrating that he gets into a fight with his wife cuz she keeps saying "what?" Cuz he's really hard to understand like that. And maybe a causes football problems in an upcoming game too. That would be great. That's really all I want. Is for Tom Brady to be hurt by plant products.

I hope his sons try strawberries and love them and it ends up straining their relationship for years to come then years later when as Brady is dying his sons don't show up to say goodbye

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I wish Foles had sucked like this 6 months ago.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol Chung got nailed in the balls

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