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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

also yesterday i saw a car with the license plate EDM DAD which was funny too, it has been an eventful past two days for me and seeing license plates!

have you scene any cool license plates lately? what is the coolest license plate you have ever seen? do you have a yummy mom?

lets talk about these things

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I saw one with “GBS” a few weeks ago

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No I haven’t nooner they’ve all been dumb as hell. Not like 12CUM4PP or anything like that. :shrug:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I met a guy whose license plate was NASTY69 or something like that and everyone at the bar was swapping dirty jokes but all of his sucked and weren't funny and they all took place in churches and the punchline was always the minister was gay

edit: oh yeah I told a joke where the punchline was a guy blew his dog, and the guy considered this an opening to talk about all the bestiality porn he had on his computer. you know, like that was normal, and not gross and probably illegal

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Aug 17, 2018

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
My mom was very yummy, so much so that it was hard as a girl growing up with a beautiful mother sometimes, and she stayed beautiful until she was in her early sixties.

Now though, I thank Christ for genetics. :)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
There’s a guy in my town who has SUNBRO, like from Dark Souls. Not surprisingly he works at the computer repair shop.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I met a guy whose license plate was NASTY69 or something like that and everyone at the bar was swapping dirty jokes but all of his sucked and weren't funny and they all took place in churches and the punchline was always the minister was gay

Turn ur monitor on

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Big Beef City posted:

Turn ur monitor on

i carefully phrased my post so this wouldn't work god drat it

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Thanks,


Seriously though, I like snapping pictures of interesting custom plates. I'll dig out some more.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


once I was driving in front of a car that had some random letters and numbers on the front license plate normally, but if you saw it in the rearview mirror it spelled "rear end in a top hat"

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



One I heard about waaaaaay back was: NVW55V.

It was attached upside down.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i enjoyed SATAR. always wondered if satan just wasnt allowed or was already taken

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
There is a guy rolling around my state with a "U MAD" license plate.

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
I saw a huge jacked up pickup that had the license 1TWINK. I also saw an Alaska plate in Florida that said AK GIRL.

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
I was a fan of the L84ANL lady’s chronicles, sadly she is no longer late for anal.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer


I wanted to wait around and make friends with this guy

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Nooner posted:

I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

also yesterday i saw a car with the license plate EDM DAD which was funny too, it has been an eventful past two days for me and seeing license plates!

have you scene any cool license plates lately? what is the coolest license plate you have ever seen? do you have a yummy mom?

lets talk about these things

i bet you live in va

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

1gnoirents posted:

i bet you live in va

no i live in Los Angeles both of these cars were seen in Woodland Hills specifically which is weird cause WH is for decrepit old rich people not Yummu Mommys or EDM Dads

Rhombic Drive
Apr 15, 2007

Nooner posted:

I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

also yesterday i saw a car with the license plate EDM DAD which was funny too, it has been an eventful past two days for me and seeing license plates!

have you scene any cool license plates lately? what is the coolest license plate you have ever seen? do you have a yummy mom?

lets talk about these things

was that the guy who posted a selfie-like bathroom mirror pic of his stepmom and wrote about how hot she was and then she found out about the thread and told him it was super inappropriate?

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
There was a guy who worked at a pizza place that had a mustang with the license plate 4FLYINLO

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop

Nooner posted:

I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

i remember this thread, still one of the most embarrassing traps any goon has ever set for themselves

Roke. posted:

was that the guy who posted a selfie-like bathroom mirror pic of his stepmom and wrote about how hot she was and then she found out about the thread and told him it was super inappropriate?

it was a different guy, but since you mention it...

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

some sad rear end in a top hat on my street has the license plate "CE09CEO" yeah we get it you're a huge swinging dick parking your mid-priced commuter car out on the road like an rear end in a top hat

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

china bot posted:

i remember this thread, still one of the most embarrassing traps any goon has ever set for themselves


it was a different guy, but since you mention it...


another classic yummy mommy!!

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Someone in our lot has "NACL TY" I find that humorous.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Oscar Wild posted:

Someone in our lot has "NACL TY" I find that humorous.

I loving love science!!

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

china bot posted:

it was a different guy, but since you mention it...


Lol yeah, I thought he was talking about Samurai Asspirate.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

An 8 character license plate? Wow the president really can get anything he wants

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

not making this a checkbox poll

what a nooner

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Nooner posted:

I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

also yesterday i saw a car with the license plate EDM DAD which was funny too, it has been an eventful past two days for me and seeing license plates!

have you scene any cool license plates lately? what is the coolest license plate you have ever seen? do you have a yummy mom?

lets talk about these things

Where can I find the pictures of this hot mom? (Asking for me...I mean a friend.)

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

china bot posted:

i remember this thread, still one of the most embarrassing traps any goon has ever set for themselves


it was a different guy, but since you mention it...



Rivethead fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Aug 17, 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

The Dennis System posted:

Where can I find the pictures of this hot mom? (Asking for me...I mean a friend.)

i couldn't find the thread, but i also don't have archives


a high school friend's dad was in a christian rock band, and his license plate was JAM4HIM. someone else in our city had PRAZHIM

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
YUMJSUZ

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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Drunk Nerds posted:

An 8 character license plate? Wow the president really can get anything he wants

Shut UP!!! :catbert:

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008

I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?
I have NULL NAN as my license plate and you'd be amazed at how much stuff it fucks up.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

fixed!

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

:knope:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Code Jockey posted:

I loving love science!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

yommy mommy

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Nooner posted:

I saw a car with a custom license plate this morning that said YUMMUM and it made me think about that old thread where some creepy rear end goon wanted to know who on SA had "the yummiest mommy" and like posted all these pictures of his hot mom i dont remember who it was but it wasnt microwave even though thats who you would think it is anyone remember that thread it was hosed up lol

also yesterday i saw a car with the license plate EDM DAD which was funny too, it has been an eventful past two days for me and seeing license plates!

have you scene any cool license plates lately? what is the coolest license plate you have ever seen? do you have a yummy mom?

lets talk about these things

Still waiting to see this yummy goon mom Nooner

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