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Birds. The angry dinosaurs that poop on your car. They need arms but they don't got em. Give birds some drat arms.     Right now you're probably thinking, "HugeGrossBurrito you heartless piece of poo poo other animals need arms too." Well I got you covered.  Help out some animals!
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do you have any arms cut out you share to help out those of us not talented?
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iamjohnsalt posted:do you have any arms cut out you share to help out those of us not talented? Its kind of hard when the pictures are different but I will cut some out anyway! But seriously though this is an easy one, and a good way to learn the basics! Download Gimp. Find a bird picture, find arms that go with it. Open arm image as layers. Zoom way in on arm layer 400% usually is enough. Use the paths tool (button looks like a vertical white line with dots in it tied to a burning candle) to cut the first arm out.Under the tool options for the paths tool click selection from path. Its very important that you not click anything but the selection from paths button after creating the cutout or you will lose your progress. Cut or copy and paste in your layers menu this will bring up a layer called floating selection right click and choose to new layer, same for other arm. Delete original arm photo layer. You should have three separate layers at this point. Position and resize arms as needed, generally a good idea to check the keep aspect box on the resize menu. Merge both layers down to bird image layer. Use the heal tool (looks like a bandaid) small brush but not too small, source from the bird feathers. Run it along the border of of where arm meets bird to create a smooth transition. Export as. It sounds like a lot but you'll have it down perfectly after like 2 tries. But yeah give me an hour and Ill post some arms. edit- added part about heal. HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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Aug 17, 2018 19:26
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Oh poo poo, 5'd at post 3
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Aug 17, 2018 19:59
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 buff heron that WILL mess up your pots and pans
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iamjohnsalt posted:do you have any arms cut out you share to help out those of us not talented? edit- Here are some arms, I did 5 sets and first and saved them all as JPG instead of GIF by mistake so I have to do them again. I'll be adding more cut out arms to this post eventually.  
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Aug 17, 2018 21:18
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Gonna wait here eagerly for the drat arms you promised us!!!
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Somehow this picture of my bird got out into the wild and some random internet person photoshopped the hand and knife. 
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A few quick and dirty ones. Birb thread is great for images.  
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Aug 18, 2018 06:16
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 What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:
I think your bird is sick 
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 Here we see a rare photo of the African native Trackin Field Ostrich in its natural habitat. The Trackin runs so quickly that capturing a photo sans motion blur requires driving alongside it at speeds of up to 55 miles per hour. CJacobs fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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Aug 18, 2018 20:25
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AEMINAL posted:I think your bird is sick No, this bird is siiiiccck. 
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lmao
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Aug 18, 2018 21:49
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goddamn
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Aug 18, 2018 22:08
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POWERRRRRRRRRR!! 
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"You've been in GBS too long when..."
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lol jesus TheMostFrench posted:"You've been in GBS too long when..." seriously
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Aug 19, 2018 10:02
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Here at GBS (General Bird Services) we do more than just provide arms for birds, this poor guy also needed a hair transplant.
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Aug 19, 2018 17:52
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drat, 5’d
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Aug 19, 2018 21:05
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Nothing wrong with jokes about terrible things if they're funny and original imo, and that is.
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Aug 19, 2018 21:06
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nice
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Aug 19, 2018 21:07
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Nothing wrong with jokes about terrible things if they're funny and original imo, and that is. 
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Aug 19, 2018 21:16
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loving LOL
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Aug 19, 2018 22:53
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What's that bird doing to it's cloaca?
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Aug 19, 2018 23:34
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Amazing
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Good.
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