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Why don't they have parents, huh? Like, c'mon kid. Get some drat parents and stop being a freaking drain on society. At least get a job at a coal mine or foundry. You know, a place where noodley little arms come in handy repairing faulty and often times dangerous equipment. I'm gonna say it; I'm anti-orphan.  Nine times out of ten they aren't even orphans just little people trying to make a crooked buck. This is the thread for stickin' it to BIG ORPHAN
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If orphans are so great and people love them, why are there still orphans around? It's a conspiracy, i tells you!
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Aug 18, 2018 21:00
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Back in my day orphans died picking up bullets between the barricades for the student revolutionaries in one of the various French uprisings and we liked it that way.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:01
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Literally A Person posted:Why don't they have parents, huh? I am fairly certain that orphans had parents at one time or another
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Aug 18, 2018 21:05
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even Jesus had a mother
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Aug 18, 2018 21:05
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lol
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Aug 18, 2018 21:07
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Orphans are gross. 
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Aug 18, 2018 21:08
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:even Jesus had a mother *genuflects*
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Aug 18, 2018 21:09
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Literally A Person posted:*genuflects* I don't know what that means
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Aug 18, 2018 21:10
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I don't know what that means 
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Aug 18, 2018 21:13
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show some respect down on one knee
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Aug 18, 2018 21:13
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I prefer Sherlock Holmes’ treatment of them as “street urchins”, it’s less horrible
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Aug 18, 2018 21:14
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Why don't we hand out the orphans to pedophiles? It would solve two problems at once.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:15
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genu is latin for "knee" and "flect" is the stem of "flectere" meaning bend so yeah it literally means "bend the knee". now you have learned something from this terrible, terrible thread and your day is not a waste
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Aug 18, 2018 21:15
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President Trump told me this is disrespectful.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:17
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Is there a way to just like, I don't know, rent an orphan? I have to hang some drywall and I really don't want to pay someone an adult wage.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:President Trump told me this is disrespectful.  YOU NEED TO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. THEY ARE ALREADY WATCHING US!!!
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Aug 18, 2018 21:19
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Schweinhund posted:Why don't we hand out the orphans to pedophiles? It would solve two problems at once. Dark
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Aug 18, 2018 21:22
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Schweinhund posted:Why don't we hand out the orphans to pedophiles? It would solve two problems at once.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:43
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Beware of BIG ORPHAN, also known as LARGEST ORPHAN. They cannot be stopped and will definitely take revenge on behalf of their smaller brethren.
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Aug 18, 2018 21:48
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:Beware of BIG ORPHAN, also known as LARGEST ORPHAN. They cannot be stopped and will definitely take revenge on behalf of their smaller brethren. 
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Aug 18, 2018 22:01
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:Beware of BIG ORPHAN, also known as LARGEST ORPHAN. They cannot be stopped and will definitely take revenge on behalf of their smaller brethren. 
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Aug 18, 2018 22:40
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Ray? What did you do?
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Aug 18, 2018 22:50
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Orphan pounds are like dog pounds, it's where parents send their bad kids and also where the good kids with bad parents end up. HTH OP.
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Aug 18, 2018 22:52
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My cousin works at a shelter and part of his job is gassing orphans whenever it gets overcrowded. It's sad, necessary work but understandably he doesn't want to talk about it much. Please spay or neuter your orphans!
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Aug 18, 2018 22:54
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Orphan pounds are like dog pounds, it's where parents send their bad kids and also where the good kids with bad parents end up. HTH OP. does that mean there are orphan factories like there are puppy factories?
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Aug 18, 2018 22:55
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It's like they say, success has many fathers, but orphans are failures.
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Aug 18, 2018 22:56
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if we evolved from orphans, why are there still monkeys?
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Aug 18, 2018 22:56
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Marlboro for Cats posted:It's like they say, success has many fathers, but orphans are failures. I bet lesbians hate that saying
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Aug 18, 2018 22:59
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:does that mean there are orphan factories like there are puppy factories? Yes. They are the third world countries. SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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Aug 18, 2018 22:59
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Yolomon Wayne posted:if we evolved from orphans, why are there still monkeys? Woah, man. Woah. Tell me more...
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Aug 18, 2018 23:03
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Who said orphans are great? I'm an orphan and I'm complete garbage Spare a beer or sommin guvna?
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Aug 18, 2018 23:04
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Only a closeted orphan would make such a fuss about how much they hate orphans.
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Aug 18, 2018 23:05
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Jawdins posted:Who said orphans are great? Begone, guttersnipe!
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Aug 18, 2018 23:06
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zerozerozero posted:Only a closeted orphan would make such a fuss about how much they hate orphans. 
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Aug 18, 2018 23:07
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zerozerozero posted:Only a closeted orphan would make such a fuss about how much they hate orphans. You don't know me, sir. *steps sideways to block your view of handmade cardboard cutouts of a mom and dad*
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Aug 18, 2018 23:08
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the us is #1 in orphan production, and what's more these go-getting orphan creation technicians mostly telecommute. wow, looks like the future is now!
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Aug 18, 2018 23:09
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:the us is #1 in orphan production, and what's more these go-getting orphan creation technicians mostly telecommute. wow, looks like the future is now! A clean, green, efficient orphan powered future.
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Aug 18, 2018 23:11
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That Oliver Twist kid was pretty cool. Orphans just need a Fagin-like influence to reach their full potential.
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Just now an orphan asked me for sixpence. You better belief I gave him a cauliflower ear and sent him back to the squalid hole from which he emerged.
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