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New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Pancakes posted:

Daniel Palka’s foul ball may have blinded a fan when it came down. He had to be escorted out by paramedics with blood dripping down from his right eye.

A rare reversal: Took the ball off his eye

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Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Pancakes posted:

Daniel Palka’s foul ball may have blinded a fan when it came down. He had to be escorted out by paramedics with blood dripping down from his right eye.

I hate getting Palked in the eye

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


a person literally named "jake cave"

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Now they’re taking a mop down to clean up the blood right behind the Twins’ dugout.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh poo poo kopech is loving owning

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Pancakes posted:

Now they’re taking a mop down to clean up the blood right behind the Twins’ dugout.

gonna need a mop for kopech

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller


lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

A solo shot!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

R.D. Mangles posted:

gonna need a mop for kopech

As a tall sweaty mess myself, I can relate.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004



well, the cubs have finished scoring their run for today

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dansby!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Swanbomb!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Dansby Swanson with a nice dong.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
i literally do not understand why any pitcher would throw Dansby an inside fastball, it's the one pitch he will absolutely mash

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Gotta love that HR form

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Jays leading a dongfest in Toronto tonight 8-2 but it’s the Blue Jays playing the Orioles so literally nobody is watching including me, a ghost who died from watching too many terrible, terrible Blue Jays games.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Proud Cubs tradition. Solo shots and lobs.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


tarp's on the field on the south side after a downpour from kopech's hair

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
gently caress daniel murphy

i hope we lose every game he appears in

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Really glad La Stella is playing

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Uh. Nick Vincent is starting for the mariners tonight. God dammit.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Huh never seen that one

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Tarp coming off after the PA finished up “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Dumb challenge

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Hope it doesn't turn into a run but glad it didn't get ugly?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Man I hope we get barves vs cubs in a series this fall.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Lol Giants

Imagine IBBing anyone on the Mets

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

Man I hope we get barves vs cubs in a series this fall.
Did we finally finish off our make-up games or do we still have one coming?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Tarp back on

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
oh my fuckin god the Bucs broadcast just showed the bullpens scoreless inning streak right when it shows that Michael Feliz is pitching

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Solid 6in by Hendricks tonight.

Devlan Mud
Apr 10, 2006




I'll hear your stories when we come back, alright?
this half inning in milwaukee is such a hilarious meltdown

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


SOMEONE JUST GET AN EXTRA BASE HIT SOMEONE JUST HIT THE BALL FOR MORE THAN ONE BASE MORE THAN A SINGLE BASE

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
feliz sucks poo poo but he def got bapipped

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Let the record show that I never doubted Dansby

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
LMAO never mind he just loving sucks

i hate this team

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fastball inside to Dansby again, what a good idea

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
drat Dansby

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

DAAAAAAAANSBYYYYYYYY

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


they're beboppin' and scattin' and i'm LOSING IT

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